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Obviously “just let the infection spread” is what the worm controlling his brain would want.
March 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Obviously “just let the infection spread” is what the worm controlling his brain would want.
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I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava
January 15, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava
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the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
January 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded
Can’t help but think that annexing Canada might do some wonderful things for our electorate?
January 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Can’t help but think that annexing Canada might do some wonderful things for our electorate?
Only as a parent have I discovered that the tooth fairy is in fact real. It works like the Tim Allen Santa Claus movie. I am the tooth fairy. My child has a very loose tooth and I want that tooth. I would pay for that tooth. I feel the toothlust.
January 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Only as a parent have I discovered that the tooth fairy is in fact real. It works like the Tim Allen Santa Claus movie. I am the tooth fairy. My child has a very loose tooth and I want that tooth. I would pay for that tooth. I feel the toothlust.
I’m just saying, if you were paying to send your kids to a university and found out their professor was a goat you would be upset.
January 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m just saying, if you were paying to send your kids to a university and found out their professor was a goat you would be upset.
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When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you
January 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
When playing chess, one of the most devastating moves your opponent can play is the dreaded check mate. This pretty much fucks you
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They didn't show the Nicole Kidman AMC intro when I went to see "Babygirl," which was disappointing
January 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
They didn't show the Nicole Kidman AMC intro when I went to see "Babygirl," which was disappointing
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Here are some nice mushrooms
December 30, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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December 29, 2024 at 11:14 PM
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A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football
December 28, 2024 at 2:28 PM
A useful feature they could add to bluesky is labels to clarify if someone in your feed is going through a personal crisis or live reacting to football
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From 'Babygirl' to 'Fellow Travelers,' milk is for freaks.
The Pervert’s Beverage
The adult milk drinker is a consummate freak.
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December 27, 2024 at 5:37 PM
From 'Babygirl' to 'Fellow Travelers,' milk is for freaks.
Can’t wait to watch a period piece set in 2024 in which a character is gifted a skin care advent calendar
December 2, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Can’t wait to watch a period piece set in 2024 in which a character is gifted a skin care advent calendar
My greatest curse is that my eyes are positioned in exactly the wrong way to look upon my own beautiful face
November 21, 2024 at 6:09 PM
My greatest curse is that my eyes are positioned in exactly the wrong way to look upon my own beautiful face
Leo DiCaprio was already 45 when he filmed Titanic. Never give up on your dreams.
November 19, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Leo DiCaprio was already 45 when he filmed Titanic. Never give up on your dreams.
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I am currently reading The Complete Memoirs Of Ulysses S. Grant and am pleased to report the Republic has been this fucked before and survived. 🧐 🇺🇸
November 13, 2024 at 5:07 PM
I am currently reading The Complete Memoirs Of Ulysses S. Grant and am pleased to report the Republic has been this fucked before and survived. 🧐 🇺🇸
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Sorry but all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid led me to believe people would be learning WAY more lessons than they actually do
November 13, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Sorry but all the fables and fairy tales I read as a kid led me to believe people would be learning WAY more lessons than they actually do
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wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs
November 13, 2024 at 2:15 AM
wait why does the dept of government efficiency have two co-chairs