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Clayto
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Heart of a trash can. Soul of a poet. Body of an Old Man

He/Him
This genuinely makes me so happy I could cry. What an incredible game, made by an incredible studio. If any piece of media ever deserved to break this record, this is the one.
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Just Made The Game Awards History
The debut title from Sandfall Interactive has officially surpassed The Last of Us: Part 2 as the most award-winning game in The Game Awards history.
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December 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Why are SOOOO many people tweeting about baseball tonight. Like I have never seen this much before
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I know a lot of people criticized the latest season of The Boys for being too over-the-top with its political commentary but tbh the world right now feels EXACTLY like the latest season of The Boys
September 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I can always tell Facebook is the most toxic app on the planet because anything they randomly show me with even *marginally* progressive vibes ALWAYS has the "laugh" as one of the top three reactions
August 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Venous insufficiency has the chance to do the funniest thing possible
July 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
So this is how I just now realized that I'd somehow accidentally ended up scrolling the Discover feed
June 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I'm obsessed with this li'l hungry bub.
May 31, 2025 at 1:40 AM
yee
May 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine
May 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Literally me
Them: “This one’s different!”
Their dating history:
May 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I have to wonder what all these tariffs are doing to the TikTok dropshipping bros
May 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I am so fucking tired. We literally have a Mad King right now.
Posting doesn't help.
Protesting doesn't help.
Calling my Representatives™️ doesn't help.
What the fuck am I supposed to do?
May 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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what do you mean the dude who composed Expedition 33's soundtrack, the director just randomly found his soundcloud and offered him the job on the spot
April 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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metalheads never beating the gatekeeping weirdos allegations in this thread lmao
April 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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CLAIR OBSCUR IS SO FUCKING GOOD, FUCK.

PLEASE BE SUCCESSFUL. PLEASE HAVE WORD OF MOUTH CARRY THIS GAME. EVERYTHING PEOPLE ARE SAYING ABOUT IT IS CORRECT. I AM HOOKED.
April 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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- my morality is good
- how do you know what is "good"?
- because my morality says so
a blue infinity symbol on a dark background
Alt: gif of a blue infinity symbol on a dark background
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April 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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A programmer had a problem. He thought — "I know, I'll use async!"

has problems Now . two he
April 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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April 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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In a health summary worthy of North Korean propaganda, Donald Trump‘s doctor cited his “frequent victories in golf” when discussing the president’s “well-being.”
Trump's Doctor Says He's in 'Excellent' Health, Cites 'Frequent Victories in Golf'
Trump had an annual physical last week where the White House physician declared him in "excellent" health and "fully fit" to serve as president.
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April 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Oh great. The Masters Golf is on.

“And here’s Carnegie Vestibule Jr teeing up at the 6th hole. This year he’s sponsored by Abu Dhabi Land Mines. Interesting fact about Carnegie, Tom…He once got lost in his own sauna”

“Very typical of him, Chad…class act. Always time for the fans”
April 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
WE HAVE BIRBS! I'd read that it can take weeks for birds to find your feeder but a handful of house finches showed up this morning. first one showed up just to inspect it
April 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Oh WOW this is like discovering Long Long Man.

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Long Long Man
YouTube video by Orbitalsquid
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April 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Some of you have never seen all the angry panda commercials (actually a brilliant campaign for Egypt's Panda Cheese) and honestly especially these days there's no downside in getting you better educated on this particular matter
Top 7 Panda Cheese Commercials
YouTube video by Chingate esta... 😎🤪
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April 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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8 fucking years. $600k stolen. This fraud has shit on every single video game that doesn’t align with his ideological views, harassed devs and journalists relentlessly and THIS is what he put out? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahajahja
April 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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childhood lead poisoning is crucial to the Republican party's life-cycle
April 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM