Milkman savage
@milkmansavage.bsky.social
Artist, dog lover, avid reader
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*being torn apart by the two wolves inside of me*
me: this is nice
me: this is nice
April 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
*being torn apart by the two wolves inside of me*
me: this is nice
me: this is nice
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I think I'd rather have a social network that's all about giving crows gifts and posting pics of the gifts they bring in return
April 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I think I'd rather have a social network that's all about giving crows gifts and posting pics of the gifts they bring in return
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I've been listening to the dire wolves howling and they make so much more sense than anything anyone is saying here
April 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I've been listening to the dire wolves howling and they make so much more sense than anything anyone is saying here
Getting catfished but I'm don't care because I'm bored.
December 29, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Getting catfished but I'm don't care because I'm bored.
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keep it stupid, simple.
December 15, 2024 at 12:25 AM
keep it stupid, simple.
Just looked at my bio and it's like 2 lies and a truth. Who TF wrote that
December 2, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Just looked at my bio and it's like 2 lies and a truth. Who TF wrote that
Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Teach him how to skeet, he can be an embarrassment for a lifetime
December 2, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Teach him how to skeet, he can be an embarrassment for a lifetime
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I would throw myself under a duvet for you.
December 2, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I would throw myself under a duvet for you.
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Bouncing on it granny style
(my knees hurt)
(my knees hurt)
December 2, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Bouncing on it granny style
(my knees hurt)
(my knees hurt)
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2̶0̶2̶1̶ 2̶0̶2̶2̶ 2̶0̶2̶3̶ 2̶0̶2̶4̶ 2025 will be my year
December 2, 2024 at 11:42 AM
2̶0̶2̶1̶ 2̶0̶2̶2̶ 2̶0̶2̶3̶ 2̶0̶2̶4̶ 2025 will be my year
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Dark side of being an adult?
Adulting.
Bright side of adulting?
Eating cakes whenever the fuck you want.
Adulting.
Bright side of adulting?
Eating cakes whenever the fuck you want.
December 2, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Dark side of being an adult?
Adulting.
Bright side of adulting?
Eating cakes whenever the fuck you want.
Adulting.
Bright side of adulting?
Eating cakes whenever the fuck you want.
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[brain, 3:12 am]
Jiminy Cricket
Flippity gibbet
Rickety steps
Skibidi rizz
Ribbity jizz
Flickery bits
[falls asleep. Sleeps through alarm]
Jiminy Cricket
Flippity gibbet
Rickety steps
Skibidi rizz
Ribbity jizz
Flickery bits
[falls asleep. Sleeps through alarm]
November 16, 2024 at 1:33 AM
[brain, 3:12 am]
Jiminy Cricket
Flippity gibbet
Rickety steps
Skibidi rizz
Ribbity jizz
Flickery bits
[falls asleep. Sleeps through alarm]
Jiminy Cricket
Flippity gibbet
Rickety steps
Skibidi rizz
Ribbity jizz
Flickery bits
[falls asleep. Sleeps through alarm]
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Oh so you like a bad girl?
*rips tag off of your mattress*
*rips tag off of your mattress*
November 13, 2024 at 10:08 PM
Oh so you like a bad girl?
*rips tag off of your mattress*
*rips tag off of your mattress*
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If you’re going to take me seriously, I guess that makes one of us.
October 27, 2024 at 12:46 PM
If you’re going to take me seriously, I guess that makes one of us.
Stream of consciousness but I'm older now, so I suffer from weak stream
October 28, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Stream of consciousness but I'm older now, so I suffer from weak stream
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i cannot live with roommates, or a partner. they are in the way of my genius constantly
October 26, 2024 at 2:19 PM
i cannot live with roommates, or a partner. they are in the way of my genius constantly
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my health insurance copay is 1 million dollars
October 26, 2024 at 2:32 PM
my health insurance copay is 1 million dollars
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i wish i could downvote things on facebook
October 26, 2024 at 2:49 PM
i wish i could downvote things on facebook
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if you’re not feeling anxious about the future I just want to know one thing: where can I get drugs like that
October 26, 2024 at 7:40 PM
if you’re not feeling anxious about the future I just want to know one thing: where can I get drugs like that
The commanders pulled the uno reverse on us 😭
October 28, 2024 at 12:58 AM
The commanders pulled the uno reverse on us 😭
I feel like an accomplished writer when it says my post has been "published"
October 28, 2024 at 12:48 AM
I feel like an accomplished writer when it says my post has been "published"
This is my first drink in at least 24 hours, let me be, damn
October 28, 2024 at 12:47 AM
This is my first drink in at least 24 hours, let me be, damn