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Taylor Shanon
@milkboott.bsky.social
☠️FX artist/ former stunt actor☠️
🎈semi-supervised clown of 15+ years 🎈
🌈commissions closed 🌈
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any time someone has said “i wish i knew what was going on in your head 😍” it destroys me bc it’s always some shit like this
learning you need subtitles to watch anything halfway through life is crazy bc you’ll be rewatching your favorite shows and movies and realize you had no idea what was actually going on
May 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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The bad news is Bluesky's daily unique liker count is down over a three-month period. The good news is you can just use whatever websites you want to without caring about that kind of stuff for any reason
May 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
artists: it’s 2025, we are only accepting non-refundable deposits in full. someone else’s failure to plan and/or budget should not be causing you any sort of financial stress.
May 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
things that frequently cross my mind
before you let a random person online scare you about the future, check their browser and see if the wikipedia link for the word Economy is purple
April 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
they should invent a way of doing your taxes that doesn’t make you cry
April 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Dreamt I found a pry bar. Woke up, no fuckin pry bar. As usual.
April 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the “that’s the stupidest shit i’ve ever heard” to “hey now everyone’s feelings are valid” to “that’s the stupidest shit i’ve ever heard” pipeline 😮‍💨
April 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
March 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i think about this daily
they should invent pedestrians who have awareness
March 16, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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sorry i had to unfollow you it was due to every single post and reply you ever made
March 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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I want the tiny home people to get over their cultural biases and just get a trailer
March 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
the “text me when you get home” crowd clearly doesn’t know many lesbians bc that’s who invented location sharing
March 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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i'm on bluesky for the scientific community
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Newsletter: There is no AI Revolution. Consumer adoption of generative AI outside of ChatGPT is barely 100 million people, every single company in generative AI is deeply unprofitable, Microsoft is pulling capex, and OpenAI spent $9bn in 2024 to lose $5bn.
www.wheresyoured.at/wheres-the-m...
There Is No AI Revolution
Soundtrack: Mack Glocky - Chasing Cars Last week, I spent a great deal of time and words framing the generative AI industry as a cynical con where OpenAI's Sam Altman and Anthropic's Dario Amodei hav...
www.wheresyoured.at
February 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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there's no way i'm the product of the height of evolution, if a big red button appeared in my apartment that said 'press this button to break both of your legs instantly' i'm not sure how long i would have my legs for. it'd endlessly taunt me and i would stare at it
February 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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made this video a few years ago but haven't posted it here yet
February 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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cmon bro do not hasten to bid me adieu
February 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
i have 27 pockets total on my person right now and i feel a very specific type of powerful
February 20, 2025 at 6:00 AM
my crew at Empower Field got named best security in the country by the NFL ✌️🤠✨
February 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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I'm becoming increasingly radical on "we need to crush decorum and grind it into a fine paste". Tell people they're fucking stupid and their ideas are bad. Don't just sit there and squirm, if you know someone is wrong and can say how and why, fucking say so.
February 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
LETS FUCKIN GO GIRLS
February 18, 2025 at 6:20 AM
February 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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zeroing in on the minimum necessary number of FAA employees by re-hiring a guy we just fired every time there's a plane crash. soon it'll be a perfectly efficient administration and aviation disasters will only happen on days where one person calls in sick
February 8, 2025 at 1:35 AM