cal50
cal50.bsky.social
cal50
@cal50.bsky.social
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I am really really tired of it* not happening

*who can say
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
they are going to do 0% of this brother
the Democratic Party should have 2 major goals for the next time it holds power: (1) completely rebuild the destroyed federal government capacity, and (2) crush the GOP, which enabled so much corruption and immiseration. destroy their funding, jail their leaders, make it so a new party has to emerge
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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It's the same party. Stop pretending the Democrats and the Republicans are two different entities. They are both the system that runs the U.S. and it's a system that upholds white supremacy and corporate greed. Some of you are truly too smart to not get this and I'm starting to question your motive.
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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[chuck schumer voice] i think the child trafficking the American people care about is how long it takes to pick your kids up from soccer practice
November 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
it's been several days of trump's white house tiktok account posting taylor swift songs with no comment by her or her management. please let this be the thing that somehow snowballs into letting me go 1 full calendar year without having to hear about her
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
obama ruined the word hope for me. whenever zohran says it i'm like getting zapped psychically
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
it is kind of funny that the election has overridden what would have normally been an entire day of dick cheney coverage
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
ok it's time for some nostalgia. who else remembers when dick cheney died
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i know the NYT and other widely read publications have prewritten obituaries ready to be copy pasted out on a moment's notice but it's funny to think about how long ago they must have started on the Cheney obit

some guy st the paper back in the 90s was cranking out a first draft
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
one of my old man traits is i honestly don't know the name of the type of computer i own or the phone i use every day, i'd have to check and my best guesses would be wrong
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
woke mortal kombat announcer: finish they/them
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
tired: no nut november

wired: no november nut (nutting while tearing the november page out of a calendar)
November 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
there's such a long line of cars waiting in line at chick fil a that they have employees outside taking orders. every single one of those people in every single one of those cars is fucked up. you can get hospital food level chicken at other places
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
unlit brain: trunk or treat

galaxy brain: driving around neighborhoods to find individual houses with new homeowners who clearly prepared for kids that weren't there and nabbing their entire haul
November 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
october 5x5 🤷‍♂️ 🎃
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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At the food pantry I volunteer at we were absolutely swamped today and by many first timers. We ran out of whole categories of food. Please donate cash to your local organization if you at all can.
October 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
the white house being altered seems like the 12-millionth worst problem in our country right now but you wouldn't know it by looking at bluesky
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
@synthstatic.bsky.social i've been listening to peki momés all day thank you lol
October 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
(something incredibly specific that i'm trying to write as if it's a common experience we all share but it unintentionally reveals something about my life to you that you wish you never knew in the first place)
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 21, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i'm doing everything everyone is complaining about in the quotes and i do all of them every day 100000000000000 times
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
the DNC advertising the no kings protests should tell you everything you need to know in 100 different ways
October 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
getting 1,572% of your daily maximum safe amount of lead per serving probably feels so good when you don't have consumer reports in your ear telling you it's nasty
October 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
why do so many people on this site talk like....that. this site has a Voice and it's "guy who hasn't been told that he's annoying in too long"
October 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
there should be a sequel to hawk tuah called hawk 2uah
October 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM