cal50
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cal50
@cal50.bsky.social
a real dog that talks online
lol
January 15, 2026 at 7:37 PM
*sticking hand in a liberal's back and making them talk like a puppet, mockingly* the democrats are an opposition party and they will fight for me
The House voted 341 to 79 to fund Trump's war-mongering foreign policy agenda.

Only 57 Democrats voted NO.

clerk.house.gov/evs/2026/rol...
January 15, 2026 at 12:19 AM
any time you make your doctor laugh you should earn LaughPointz that you can then exchange for deductions in your co-pay
January 14, 2026 at 8:56 PM
even when someone else misreads social cues in a way that affects me it still feels like it's my fault somehow. i miss when there were fewer autistic people (like me, don't yell at me)
January 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
the path of least resistance gets a bad rap. there's like no resistance, it's awesome
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 AM
made a playlist of some of my favorite songs of last year. it is on tidal though. so uh. to the 3 people who have it, here ya go!

tidal.com/playlist/f55...
Favorite 2025 songs
Playlist - Favorite 2025 songs - 218 items
tidal.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
funniest joke of 2026
The only way we protect ourselves from ICE is by winning the midterms.
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Reposted by cal50
It's very clear from the commentary exploding on the timeline right now that hardly anyone outside Chicago knows ICE shot and killed a man in his car here in the fall.

It's probably not your fault—too much news.

But if you're choosing to jump in & *report* today, please contextualize. Thanks.
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
if you want to feel despair, go google 'is it 2027 next year' right now
January 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
ikea has gotta be a top 1 worst shopping experience. i think i'd prefer being chased around a pitch black costco by angry gremlins with flashlights to walking around the ikea maze
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
don't worry you guys, we have an opposition party called the democrats that are going to raise hell about this. now to sip my coffee,
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Reposted by cal50
I hate geopolitical events. I have problems of my own to worry about.
January 3, 2026 at 6:10 PM
if i get to be a mayor i'm going to get sworn in on a piece of paper with the Soulseek logo printed on it
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
i watched a lot of movies this year and the best one out of all of them is probably all that jazz. so if you haven't, go watch all that jazz
December 31, 2025 at 7:49 AM
i'm santa. Just kidding i'm not. I hope that this post made you smile.
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
ok time for some image rehab. i think trump should go back on SNL and do another funny dance
December 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
sponge bob
December 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
i know there's more important things in our way but i think we can't advance as a society until we admit that audioslave had bangers
December 20, 2025 at 7:04 AM
i never feel less like the main character of reality than when i have 'rudolph the red-nosed reindeer' stuck in my head. i am an actual NPC and that's ok
December 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
remember when everyone would say aspergers instead of autism
December 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
this is correct, unfortunately. but since all the video-based sites just feel like my phone is non-stop screaming at me i will spend most of my time on the text parts
i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
20 minutes into one of the worst movies i've ever seen & can't decide whether or not to push on through the hate-watch

(christmas with the kranks)
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
people posting about the game awards are reminding me that i only played one new video game this entire year, and it was tony hawk 3+4. in 2024 the only new thing i played was balatro. i am looking forward to seeing what single video game i choose to play next year
December 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM