Mike Barwin
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Not-so-silent partner @cigarthoughtsnfl.com
Emerging from my social media avoidance to throw down an emphatic god dammit yes go mariners
August 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Emerging from my social media avoidance to throw down an emphatic god dammit yes go mariners
Nobody more deserving of running an NFL team’s analytics department than Sean. So proud to call him a friend and see where his journey has taken him. Just know that this is the final nice thing I will ever say about the bastard.
The Jets hired Sean Clement into a director-level analytics role, per sources.
Clement comes to the Jets from SumerSports and previously consulted for other NFL teams.
Clement comes to the Jets from SumerSports and previously consulted for other NFL teams.
June 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Nobody more deserving of running an NFL team’s analytics department than Sean. So proud to call him a friend and see where his journey has taken him. Just know that this is the final nice thing I will ever say about the bastard.
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Never a bad time to run this back. Pete Carroll is one of one and the NFL is inarguably a better product with him in it.
one of my favorite features lamag.com/news/23-reas...
January 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Never a bad time to run this back. Pete Carroll is one of one and the NFL is inarguably a better product with him in it.
Okay now we just need Pittsburgh to move off of Russ who will obviously end up in Vegas as Pete’s bridge QB so they can 1. succeed together as they always have and 2. work in tandem to develop a young terminator under center who spews aphorisms and hornyposts on main
January 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Okay now we just need Pittsburgh to move off of Russ who will obviously end up in Vegas as Pete’s bridge QB so they can 1. succeed together as they always have and 2. work in tandem to develop a young terminator under center who spews aphorisms and hornyposts on main
Seahawks-Raiders matchup in Vegas will feed families
January 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Seahawks-Raiders matchup in Vegas will feed families
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Over a year since publishing my Pete Carroll story. The coach still has the juice to lead a championship team. www.seahawksontape.com/p/my-pete-ca...
My Pete Carroll Story
On Wednesday, the Seattle Seahawks announced the departure of Pete Carroll as head coach of the team. This is my Pete Carroll story:
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January 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Over a year since publishing my Pete Carroll story. The coach still has the juice to lead a championship team. www.seahawksontape.com/p/my-pete-ca...
Legendarily bad game from Andrews. Forever etching his name into the rich tapestry of football history. Good for him.
January 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Legendarily bad game from Andrews. Forever etching his name into the rich tapestry of football history. Good for him.
Romo has been especially painful tonight. I love Nantz more than just about anybody but Tony's dragging the whole broadcast down.
January 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Romo has been especially painful tonight. I love Nantz more than just about anybody but Tony's dragging the whole broadcast down.
Welcome back Nathaniel Hackett
January 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Welcome back Nathaniel Hackett
I’d be an idiot to not pounce on this right?
January 19, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I’d be an idiot to not pounce on this right?
Keeping the tradition of forgetting to post my favorite songs of the year until mid-January alive! Shoutout 2024 for at least giving us some great music.
January 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Keeping the tradition of forgetting to post my favorite songs of the year until mid-January alive! Shoutout 2024 for at least giving us some great music.
Don't you dare give Stafford the benefit of an incomplete pass. That is dishonorable football and he deserves to be punished.
January 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Don't you dare give Stafford the benefit of an incomplete pass. That is dishonorable football and he deserves to be punished.
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Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that
November 10, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that
This is dangerously close to identity theft and destroying the brand. I might need to John Wick this dude.
January 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is dangerously close to identity theft and destroying the brand. I might need to John Wick this dude.
New Great Grandpa track debuting live on an indie radio station based in Manchester, Vermont. We've never been more back. Wrap up 2025 now, it won't get better than this.
January 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
New Great Grandpa track debuting live on an indie radio station based in Manchester, Vermont. We've never been more back. Wrap up 2025 now, it won't get better than this.
Couldn't care less that it was a meaningless game, losing that game to that team - to their backups no less - would've been a disgusting note to end the season on. Shoutout Eugene Cyril Smith III for making sure that didn't happen.
January 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Couldn't care less that it was a meaningless game, losing that game to that team - to their backups no less - would've been a disgusting note to end the season on. Shoutout Eugene Cyril Smith III for making sure that didn't happen.
Ten wins in Mike Macdonald's first season as a head coach. Time to be miserable shits about it for the next eight months.
January 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ten wins in Mike Macdonald's first season as a head coach. Time to be miserable shits about it for the next eight months.
I respect Dune 2 for being a grandiose intergalactic war film with unbelievable visuals executed very well and then there's just also Christopher Walken
January 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I respect Dune 2 for being a grandiose intergalactic war film with unbelievable visuals executed very well and then there's just also Christopher Walken
LOOK AT MY BOY GO
December 30, 2024 at 4:09 AM
LOOK AT MY BOY GO
Building my financial portfolio at Charles Entertainment Schwab
December 28, 2024 at 6:18 AM
Building my financial portfolio at Charles Entertainment Schwab
It’s officially time to take Arthur Blank out to pasture
December 28, 2024 at 12:19 AM
It’s officially time to take Arthur Blank out to pasture
On my way to see Nosferatu, the second most horrifying viewing experience of my evening
December 27, 2024 at 4:37 AM
On my way to see Nosferatu, the second most horrifying viewing experience of my evening
This has never felt more appropriate
December 27, 2024 at 4:28 AM
This has never felt more appropriate