I have some pretty damning stuff on key city council members so they pulled strings for me to cross state lines just this once

It really is impossible to overstate how big of a deal this is. A dingus from Kitsap poasted his way into one of 30 roles like this in existence. The moral of this story is unironically to fixate on weird little minutiae and ride that shit to the promised land brother (and work really hard I guess).

This is violence (please continue)

I need it more than oxygen

Ok but have you considered that this is hilarious

I swear to god

They sure are and I recommend every last one of them!

Yeah they’re great and from Tacoma. Very disingenuous iwbh.

They didn't even call grounding?

The point isn’t that Goff is bad or unworthy of praise, but that it’s unreasonable to expect any QB to thrive to the full extent of their abilities behind the collection of turnstiles Seattle trots out on a weekly basis