mike ✨
mike.here.gay
mike ✨
@mike.here.gay
he/him 🏳️‍🌈 🤟🏼🔞
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If you were at MIR and have any symptoms or know anyone who tested positive, get tested!
October 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Feel weird for a bar that would kick you out for fucking in the bathroom to partner with an app made for fucking in the bathroom
August 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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healing my inner teenage dbag by loudly talking about sexual conquests with my friends at the gym ❤️
August 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Happy #FCF (camping edition)
August 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Smells like fresh grass and ball sweat 🤤
June 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Yeah #fatcockfriday is great, but when is #hairyholesunday gonna be a thing?
May 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
May 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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The Chicago Dragons are hosting our fundraiser this weekend at Sidetrack. It would mean the world to us if you came ❤️

Can’t physically make the event? No problem! You can make bids on auction items on our website as well :)

Use CODE: “RUSHWEEK” for $10 off!

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April 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Come give it a sniff 😈
April 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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You could say I'm a big public art enjoyer.
December 16, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Weekend project: built a dolly for my mini rack so I can finally stop banging my head under the desk ✅
February 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
💍🍆
January 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Had a great time throatfucking this sub after the gym last week 😈
December 4, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Waiting patiently 👀
November 14, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Bic’ing my big ass bald head is such a pain…gotta say it does feel amazing afterwords though.
November 14, 2024 at 11:29 PM
🐻🪵
November 13, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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I am exactly 38 years old and this is exactly correct. They killed AIM. They killed MSN Messenger. ICQ is a twitching corpse. IRC is a zombie. Geocities, Yahoo!, all my vBulletin and phpBB forums — gone. Twitter’s death is just one more.
This is probably part of why everyone on bluesky is 38 years old: 38 year olds are basically the only people who consider it totally normal to flee a sinking ship and then just casually resume the conversation on the tropical island they end up on.

They've outlived dozens of ships.
June 21, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Happy #FCF from me and my couch.
March 15, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Sunday afternoon activities 👉🏼🕳️👈🏼
February 26, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Love this union suit weather 🥶
January 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Half of my mutuals
October 27, 2023 at 11:44 PM
🤗
October 29, 2023 at 9:55 PM
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a humpday shot from my one year locked threesome.
📸 @mike.here.gay
October 11, 2023 at 2:55 PM
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Lofi beats to crank your hog to
October 5, 2023 at 1:53 PM