They’re somehow even worse than the blue check brain rot posts that have taken over Twitter.
And I’m 100% convinced the “hide” button is fake.
And I’m 100% convinced the “hide” button is fake.
August 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
They’re somehow even worse than the blue check brain rot posts that have taken over Twitter.
And I’m 100% convinced the “hide” button is fake.
And I’m 100% convinced the “hide” button is fake.
Had to clean my phone off after…
August 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Had to clean my phone off after…
Smells like fresh grass and ball sweat 🤤
June 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Smells like fresh grass and ball sweat 🤤
Yeah #fatcockfriday is great, but when is #hairyholesunday gonna be a thing?
May 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Yeah #fatcockfriday is great, but when is #hairyholesunday gonna be a thing?
Weekend project: built a dolly for my mini rack so I can finally stop banging my head under the desk ✅
February 24, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Weekend project: built a dolly for my mini rack so I can finally stop banging my head under the desk ✅
Had a great time throatfucking this sub after the gym last week 😈
December 4, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Had a great time throatfucking this sub after the gym last week 😈
Bic’ing my big ass bald head is such a pain…gotta say it does feel amazing afterwords though.
November 14, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Bic’ing my big ass bald head is such a pain…gotta say it does feel amazing afterwords though.
Sunday afternoon activities 👉🏼🕳️👈🏼
February 26, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Sunday afternoon activities 👉🏼🕳️👈🏼
Love this union suit weather 🥶
January 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Love this union suit weather 🥶
Pretty sure Jeff Bezos just called me a 🚬
October 4, 2023 at 10:51 PM
Pretty sure Jeff Bezos just called me a 🚬
New phone…same fat dick 🙃
September 26, 2023 at 12:17 AM
New phone…same fat dick 🙃
Love that my friends are so supportive of my fitness goals.
September 23, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Love that my friends are so supportive of my fitness goals.
