mickeyandpluto
@mickeyandpluto.bsky.social
ok this is pwetty epic
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Owned by @rhodare.bsky.social
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Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
What do we think would dyeing my hair again make me less hireable
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
What do we think would dyeing my hair again make me less hireable
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Call me crazy but someone said magic cards aren't big but like this is pretty big right? Maybe even average or on the verge of big. Definitely average at the very least I think anything more is like waaaaaaaay big like unrealistically big id say this is definitely average length imo
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Call me crazy but someone said magic cards aren't big but like this is pretty big right? Maybe even average or on the verge of big. Definitely average at the very least I think anything more is like waaaaaaaay big like unrealistically big id say this is definitely average length imo
It's all about making food that looks like vomit
December 4, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It's all about making food that looks like vomit
I went to make breakfast this morning but instead my dumbass made cheese
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I went to make breakfast this morning but instead my dumbass made cheese
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Reminder: It's never too late to start wearing a mask again
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reminder: It's never too late to start wearing a mask again
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puppygirl deep rock galactic be like RUFF AND BONE
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
puppygirl deep rock galactic be like RUFF AND BONE
WHY DOES ANYONE JUST ACCEPT SICKNESS AS AN UNAVOIDABLE FORCE OF NATURE THIS SUUUUUCKS. MASKING IS SO MUCH EASIER THAN BEING BASICALLY BED BOUND FOR THREE DAYS.
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
WHY DOES ANYONE JUST ACCEPT SICKNESS AS AN UNAVOIDABLE FORCE OF NATURE THIS SUUUUUCKS. MASKING IS SO MUCH EASIER THAN BEING BASICALLY BED BOUND FOR THREE DAYS.
Am I strong enough to make myself chicken soup.
December 2, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Am I strong enough to make myself chicken soup.
Disease that makes you rationalize ordering doordash
December 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Disease that makes you rationalize ordering doordash
It's so funny to break masking for my family and immediately get sick. Like usually in being covid conscious all you really get is being like well if something did happen I'll be protected. But a very direct cause and effect really makes it all feel much more real.
December 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
It's so funny to break masking for my family and immediately get sick. Like usually in being covid conscious all you really get is being like well if something did happen I'll be protected. But a very direct cause and effect really makes it all feel much more real.
I swear to god ram prices have gone up like 30% this weekend alone
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I swear to god ram prices have gone up like 30% this weekend alone
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getting bottom surgery for my car*
*installing a trailer hitch
*installing a trailer hitch
November 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
getting bottom surgery for my car*
*installing a trailer hitch
*installing a trailer hitch
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activated the Substance but for writing good posts
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
activated the Substance but for writing good posts
I NEED to femme the fuck out after boymoding for a week basically
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I NEED to femme the fuck out after boymoding for a week basically
I hate that makeup is like a hell that makes me feel like a baby trans again
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I hate that makeup is like a hell that makes me feel like a baby trans again
Secretly kink is just elaborate outfits I wear like once a month
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Secretly kink is just elaborate outfits I wear like once a month
My job has went from very good to very evil inside of a week
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My job has went from very good to very evil inside of a week
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I need an antidepressant that changes my material conditions so I have a career and a future, I think
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I need an antidepressant that changes my material conditions so I have a career and a future, I think
The cognitive decline of repeated covid infections always doesn't actually feel real until I have to drive around people at high speeds
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The cognitive decline of repeated covid infections always doesn't actually feel real until I have to drive around people at high speeds
The toll interstate 5 takes on the body needs to be studied
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The toll interstate 5 takes on the body needs to be studied
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
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I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster
My next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster