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Gitrob
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He/him
I am inside okos hamper
I like magic and doodling and transformers and starwars and lotr and godzilla and halo and darksouls/elden ring and-
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Evil fantasy royal uncle who definitely isn’t a vampire who replaced his eyes with an orb and just happens to bleed from the mouth sometimes
December 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Evil fantasy royal uncle who definitely isn’t a vampire who replaced his eyes with an orb and just happens to bleed from the mouth sometimes
December 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Id be so funny as a speaker for the gods someone would be like

"Is that really how the world will end?"

And ill be like
"Oh yeah. Oooooooh yeah."
December 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"Back in my day, we had a mechanic called MUTATE. It was really controversial at the time. We even used to say enters the battlefield instead of ju-"

"Alright, grandpa, let's get you to bed."
December 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Nvm im gonna watch the vikings show after like 12 years
December 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Debating seeing the new avatar movie tomorrow after work but it wouldnt start til close to 6 and I dont do crowded theaters well so honestly I might just do a drive through the parking lot and if its super busy ill probwait til someday in the week after work like on a Monday
December 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Like dont listen to him man. We love tall elves. Tall elves are awesome. Tall elves are great they're so tall and their legs are so...yknow...uh... leggy. Yeah let's go tall elves!
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Yknow as a kid whenever I saw this cover I thought the exhaust jet canon thing on his shoulder was kiryu's right arm raised up
December 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Is there even a way to get candy canes out of those boxes + unwrap them without breaking them/wasting at least 2 minutes
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Now stop
Wrap wrap
Wrap it up
Wrap wrap
Wrap it up
Wrap wrap
Wrap it up
Now stop
Then jolly with it
Stop
Then jolly with it
December 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So here's the total Christmas haul from all the family gatherings

> gift card
> gift card
>gift card i used to order oko playmat
> lotr/hobbit book set
> matching cover silmarillion
> cat toys
> cat bed
> lots of shirts
> lots of bath and body 3n1
> pillows
> green goblin funko pop
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Soap that the gronch would use
December 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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It has been 81 days since I have cried over Sorin Markov
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Grinch found hung by his dick
December 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Attention people who have worked in the food industry and worked in dish

What kitchen item did YOU hate cleaning

They didnt cross into squares like this they were just the beams going up down but i fucking hated doing the chicken racks. Always had hard to scratch/clean off fried breading on parts
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Attention people who have worked in the food industry and worked in dish

What kitchen item did YOU hate cleaning

They didnt cross into squares like this they were just the beams going up down but i fucking hated doing the chicken racks. Always had hard to scratch/clean off fried breading on parts
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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“These humans stole something from my pile of gold on my sons broken egg grave and when I went to burn their village down this little dragon just stood between me and them and I swear to god there’s something familiar about him”
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The market made this art 70 bucks because they knew i couldn't be trusted with those curves and grippers 🥴
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
What's some of your favorite secret lair arts of commanders?
December 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Im goated goodnight
December 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
*shows up* “But watch this” *leaves*
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
“These humans stole something from my pile of gold on my sons broken egg grave and when I went to burn their village down this little dragon just stood between me and them and I swear to god there’s something familiar about him”
December 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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White woman jumpscare
I.e. lorwyn spoilers but I had to imagine it as not just as a character slider but instead a different life sooo...
#liliana #mtg #mtgart #magicthegathering #vess #lorwyn #vorthos
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Favorite picture of 2025 uhhhhh
*spins wheel*
Phyrexian valentines card
December 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM