Gitrob
@gitrob.bsky.social
Nsfw
He/him
I am inside okos hamper
I like magic and doodling and transformers and starwars and lotr and godzilla and halo and darksouls/elden ring and-
He/him
I am inside okos hamper
I like magic and doodling and transformers and starwars and lotr and godzilla and halo and darksouls/elden ring and-
Pinned
Gitrob
@gitrob.bsky.social
· Dec 30
The strixhaven students watching me rush into the lorwyn omenpath that leads directly into Oko's hamper
Tezzeret walking into bolas' lair: hey boss uh- 😐
Bolas listening to crocodile rock full volume: Laaaaaaa lalala laaaaaa lalala laaaaaaaa lalalaaAAHH- 😐
Bolas listening to crocodile rock full volume: Laaaaaaa lalala laaaaaa lalala laaaaaaaa lalalaaAAHH- 😐
February 11, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Tezzeret walking into bolas' lair: hey boss uh- 😐
Bolas listening to crocodile rock full volume: Laaaaaaa lalala laaaaaa lalala laaaaaaaa lalalaaAAHH- 😐
Bolas listening to crocodile rock full volume: Laaaaaaa lalala laaaaaa lalala laaaaaaaa lalalaaAAHH- 😐
Laughed for like 30 straight minutes
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Laughed for like 30 straight minutes
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*nicol bolas leaving scary threatening voicemails for Professor Onyx* "You better watch your ass im fucking back i know where you work you stupid fuck im going to slash your tires and im sleeping with your boy toy the Dean."
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
*nicol bolas leaving scary threatening voicemails for Professor Onyx* "You better watch your ass im fucking back i know where you work you stupid fuck im going to slash your tires and im sleeping with your boy toy the Dean."
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What if he was just a fucking cow what then
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
What if he was just a fucking cow what then
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Chat, is this anything.
I don't want to be "rude" or anything. But I feel like we should TRY to let them know what level of colossal fuck up this is.
I don't want to be "rude" or anything. But I feel like we should TRY to let them know what level of colossal fuck up this is.
February 10, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Chat, is this anything.
I don't want to be "rude" or anything. But I feel like we should TRY to let them know what level of colossal fuck up this is.
I don't want to be "rude" or anything. But I feel like we should TRY to let them know what level of colossal fuck up this is.
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Everybody hit it with me, hit the sea lion
(Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
Everybody do it with me, hit the sea lion (Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
(Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
Everybody do it with me, hit the sea lion (Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
a dolphin is swimming in a pool with the letter u on the bleachers in the background
ALT: a dolphin is swimming in a pool with the letter u on the bleachers in the background
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Everybody hit it with me, hit the sea lion
(Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
Everybody do it with me, hit the sea lion (Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
(Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
Everybody do it with me, hit the sea lion (Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh)
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February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
What if he was just a fucking cow what then
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
What if he was just a fucking cow what then
Tezzeret: ok. We’re meeting Bolas. Just… don’t mention it Jace.
Jace: don’t mention wha- oh… oh.
Jace: don’t mention wha- oh… oh.
February 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Tezzeret: ok. We’re meeting Bolas. Just… don’t mention it Jace.
Jace: don’t mention wha- oh… oh.
Jace: don’t mention wha- oh… oh.
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Zendikar:
The great and terrible ulamog:
The great and terrible ulamog:
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Zendikar:
The great and terrible ulamog:
The great and terrible ulamog:
I call him my semi truck the way nobody bats him an eye and all of a sudden HONK HONK 🚚🚚 10+ damage coming at you oops your best creature is dead
February 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
I call him my semi truck the way nobody bats him an eye and all of a sudden HONK HONK 🚚🚚 10+ damage coming at you oops your best creature is dead
Someone get me taco bell
February 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Someone get me taco bell
About to be on my zombie shit again after I finish faeries and umbris I can feel jt
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 AM
About to be on my zombie shit again after I finish faeries and umbris I can feel jt
I don't understand how people could argue for Iona to be unbanned but for griselbrand to stay banned
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
I don't understand how people could argue for Iona to be unbanned but for griselbrand to stay banned
Heartbreaking: the appointment tomorrow at 2 i thought was in town 8 minutes from the cardshop turns out is actually an hour away 😢
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Heartbreaking: the appointment tomorrow at 2 i thought was in town 8 minutes from the cardshop turns out is actually an hour away 😢
Some people think the new meat canyon video is pro ice
February 10, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Some people think the new meat canyon video is pro ice
How are you doing secret lair people?
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
How are you doing secret lair people?
Commander format panel members after selling the 1 million lutri copied they've been stockpiling for this very moment
February 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Commander format panel members after selling the 1 million lutri copied they've been stockpiling for this very moment
I got my torch and pitchfork out for nothing
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
I got my torch and pitchfork out for nothing
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magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
THE OTTER IS FREE!
THE OTTER IS FREE!
Commander Banned and Restricted Announcement – February 9, 2026
Announcing changes to the Commander format effective February 9, 2026.
magic.wizards.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
THE OTTER IS FREE!
THE OTTER IS FREE!
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"We should respect whatever decision is made! Even if good stuff is banned."
Me rationally:
Me rationally:
February 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
"We should respect whatever decision is made! Even if good stuff is banned."
Me rationally:
Me rationally:
That biorythm was a good investment looking back
February 9, 2026 at 4:05 PM
That biorythm was a good investment looking back