Michele 🇨🇦
@micheled.bsky.social
Keep laughing. And watch the hockey. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mlxbel5wxuyyfqcrnwxp2kb3/feed/aaacuaynbhqzo
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Michele 🇨🇦
@micheled.bsky.social
· Aug 18
‘If it is not right, do not do it.
If it is not true, do not say it.’
- Marcus Aurelius
If it is not true, do not say it.’
- Marcus Aurelius
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Neighborhood watch has me on their list because that one time my therapy raccoon “Wild Larry” took off on my riding lawnmower and ran over some kid’s lemonade stand smdm
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Neighborhood watch has me on their list because that one time my therapy raccoon “Wild Larry” took off on my riding lawnmower and ran over some kid’s lemonade stand smdm
A beautiful message of caution and hope.💞
youtu.be/L_uCvRH3Rf0?...
youtu.be/L_uCvRH3Rf0?...
New York Minute
YouTube video by Don Henley - Topic
youtu.be
September 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
A beautiful message of caution and hope.💞
youtu.be/L_uCvRH3Rf0?...
youtu.be/L_uCvRH3Rf0?...
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Not to sound like Mister Rogers but I’m grateful for people who hear about someone struggling and help in all the ways they are able. It’s not transactional – it’s just what cool people do. In today’s America, that’s an act of rebellion and we fucken love you.
June 8, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Not to sound like Mister Rogers but I’m grateful for people who hear about someone struggling and help in all the ways they are able. It’s not transactional – it’s just what cool people do. In today’s America, that’s an act of rebellion and we fucken love you.
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Son: dad, what happens after we die
Me: [struggling to open jar of pickles after the edibles have kicked in] pickles
Me: [struggling to open jar of pickles after the edibles have kicked in] pickles
May 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Son: dad, what happens after we die
Me: [struggling to open jar of pickles after the edibles have kicked in] pickles
Me: [struggling to open jar of pickles after the edibles have kicked in] pickles
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Star Trek did not prepare me for any of this shit.
May 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Star Trek did not prepare me for any of this shit.
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Cowardly rat-bastards wearing masks kidnapped several people leaving church this morning here in sleepy Plymouth, MA. Those taken are working people like you and me who contribute to our communities. It can happen anywhere. Empathy and compassion were once a part of what made America great.
May 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Cowardly rat-bastards wearing masks kidnapped several people leaving church this morning here in sleepy Plymouth, MA. Those taken are working people like you and me who contribute to our communities. It can happen anywhere. Empathy and compassion were once a part of what made America great.
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I loved Shemp. He didn’t try to be Curly. He was his own Stooge. Here endeth the lesson.
May 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I loved Shemp. He didn’t try to be Curly. He was his own Stooge. Here endeth the lesson.
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For a small fee I can show you where all the free pallets are
May 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
For a small fee I can show you where all the free pallets are
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No one out here really knows what scrod is. Just get it fried with a side of onion rings.
May 29, 2025 at 1:20 PM
No one out here really knows what scrod is. Just get it fried with a side of onion rings.
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Local squirrels tell a story about a man named Wedge who would live-trap their ancestors and paint their tails orange to learn how far they might travel to nest again in his shed. “It was 10 miles if it was a foot,” they’d tell their young, gathered in a drey well up in an oak
May 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Local squirrels tell a story about a man named Wedge who would live-trap their ancestors and paint their tails orange to learn how far they might travel to nest again in his shed. “It was 10 miles if it was a foot,” they’d tell their young, gathered in a drey well up in an oak
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Always a little crestfallen when there’s no gum stuck to the bottom of a chair seat in the public library
May 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Always a little crestfallen when there’s no gum stuck to the bottom of a chair seat in the public library
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*listening to new music*
What the fuck was that
What the fuck was that
May 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
*listening to new music*
What the fuck was that
What the fuck was that
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One time* I bit my own finger really hard while consuming a store-brand cheese puff, just so you know who you’re dealing with
*just now
*just now
May 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
One time* I bit my own finger really hard while consuming a store-brand cheese puff, just so you know who you’re dealing with
*just now
*just now
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don’t like to brag, but I often go to the hospital with my banjo to sing to the patients regardless of their condition or their constant requests that I stop
May 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
don’t like to brag, but I often go to the hospital with my banjo to sing to the patients regardless of their condition or their constant requests that I stop
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Mario is always running around castles, driving a go-kart, playing tennis, shit like that. Awesome. Maybe after your lunch break you could fix a toilet or something you fucking degenerate
May 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mario is always running around castles, driving a go-kart, playing tennis, shit like that. Awesome. Maybe after your lunch break you could fix a toilet or something you fucking degenerate
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when you really need your toddler to stop asking questions for just two goddamn minutes
May 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
when you really need your toddler to stop asking questions for just two goddamn minutes
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No time to explain. Get in the Volkscopter
May 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
No time to explain. Get in the Volkscopter
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I Shazamed a Trump speech and it identified it as a Mussolini-Kid Rock supergroup called FükkHëdd.
May 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I Shazamed a Trump speech and it identified it as a Mussolini-Kid Rock supergroup called FükkHëdd.
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"This affair could be more than transactional if you’d only let it," I whisper softly to the ATM.
May 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
"This affair could be more than transactional if you’d only let it," I whisper softly to the ATM.
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Nothing like a shower beer at the end of a long day. I got a ska band coming in tomorrow night – no cover
May 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Nothing like a shower beer at the end of a long day. I got a ska band coming in tomorrow night – no cover
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Stop cleaning your grill so good. That’s where the magic is
May 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Stop cleaning your grill so good. That’s where the magic is
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Spending time in California taught me that it’s all about the angle of the sail to the wind. Also, rich people’s trash stinks just as much as regular people’s trash
May 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Spending time in California taught me that it’s all about the angle of the sail to the wind. Also, rich people’s trash stinks just as much as regular people’s trash
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“Hello, fellow chickens.”
“Nice try, narc.”
“Nice try, narc.”
May 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“Hello, fellow chickens.”
“Nice try, narc.”
“Nice try, narc.”
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alcohol is never the answer unless the question is “why is grant like this”
May 17, 2025 at 1:51 AM
alcohol is never the answer unless the question is “why is grant like this”