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Martin Galese
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Speaking as a historian of censorship, the Black Death, and kleptocratic takeovers of early republics, please, O Great Cosmic Powers, make my topic niche & quirky once again!!!
🙏🥺
On the one hand it’s a great time to be a legal historian.
Feeling so relevant!
On the other: holy sh*t.
April 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Man after my own heart
April 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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My god, a second health bar has appeared over Cory Booker’s head
April 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Congratultions to Columbia University for its enthusiastic implementation of the Law for the Restoration of the Professional Civil Service.
March 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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History: “Eventually the incompetent fascists invariably lose power and then society recovers in a new and stronger way”

Me: “Oh, cool, so what has to happen for the spell to be broken??”

History: “mmmm…well, that part is less encouraging.”
February 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.
February 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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new resignation from SDNY Hagan Scotten -- he's a John Roberts clerk -- Roberts can't be happy at that -- and a 2 times bronze medal winner for duty in Iraq.

This is the best of DOJ v the worst of the political system. The lines so clearly drawn
February 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Rubies are red,
sapphires are blue,
because Al3+ substitutes
for Ti4+ and Fe2+

#GeoValentine
February 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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The ABA supports the rule of law. Read full message: www.americanbar.org/news/abanews...
February 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Other people imagine they are saving the hobbits from cruel Caradhras while they are shoveling the walk, right?
February 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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just saying: it's possible that "I'm gonna dramatically constrict my state capacity while plotting dramatic imperial expansion, and expanding my set of internal enemies while alienating most of my foreign allies" is the beginning of a world-historical masterstroke. but also possible that it isn't
February 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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This isn't the misinformation apocalypse you were promised, it's an organizational one for which no preparations were made. The fully reported world is radiant with triumphant calamity.
February 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal
theonion.com/think-t...
February 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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A private citizen, with the backing of the President, illegally shut down a major government agency over the weekend and it is not on the front page of this morning's New York Times

@peterbakernyt.bsky.social
February 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all
February 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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If you somehow had a one-night-stand with Paul Hollywood, how bummed would you be if you didn’t get a handshake afterwards?
February 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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The new acting Undersecretary of State for Public Diplomacy — State’s top public diplomacy official:

1) not only denies the Uyghur genocide but appears to applaud it

2) says the US should sell out Taiwan to China for concessions in Antarctica (???)
February 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Washington is full of rule-following valedictorians who were inspired by the West Wing and did Model UN and moot court and studied their heroes and who believe in using government to help people.

That's nice, but you need to learn how to swing on the illiterate bullies who steal lunch money.
January 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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OpenAI right now
January 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM