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James Grimmelmann
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I’m a professor at Cornell Tech and Cornell Law School.

One of "a number of very informative people." -WSJ

Computer science 34%
Political science 21%

I think I'd still have a job. It just wouldn't be a job I cared about.

The rise of coding LLMs makes me deeply glad I decided to get out of programming as a career.

A blog post with slightly more (but still inadequate) detail in honor of the life of Mala Htun.

3d.laboratorium.net/2025-11-09-m...
Mala Htun, 1969–2025
I learned today that Mala Htun, professor of political science at the University of New Mexico, died in January, after living with cancer for several years. She was the TA for my college course in the...
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I'm just starting it. I have serious FOMO playing games where there are timed events that I almost certainly will miss on any given playthrough. But the first half hour laid a strong enough foundation that I feel like I'm in good hands.

I just found out that Mala Htun, who was the TA for my college course in the political economy of international development, died of cancer earlier this year. She was an intellectual and moral force of nature, someone who shone with an inner fire of purpose.

polisci.unm.edu/news-events/...
Passing of Dr. Mala Htun :: UNM Political Science | The University of New Mexico
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Sinners (2025) boxd.it/KQMM

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my roommate made me make this, saying it would be hilarious
Well over 150 UC law faculty have just made public this open letter to the UC Regents arguing, point by specific point, for why the Regents should not accept any of the major demands the Trump administration has made of UCLA.

We argue it's not a genuine settlement offer, but a form of extortion.
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UC Law Faculty to Regents: Resist the Unlawful Demands
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I find it ironic that the Crumbl website asks if I want to reject non-essential cookies. That’s their entire business!
The incredible shrinking attack on U.S. universities continues.

Cornell has signed an agreement—but unlike the UVA agreement, instead of pledging to follow the gov't's highly questionable July "guidance" on discrimination, Cornell simply agrees to hand it out to faculty as a "training resource"!

While I don't think that one should pay even one dollar in exortion, I'm generally happy with the settlement Cornell reached. It doesn't include any of the intrusions on academic freedom and university autonomy I criticized in the Columbia settlement.

3d.laboratorium.net/2025-07-25-c...
Columbia’s Capitulation
Universities exist to promote the discovery, preservation, and transmission of knowledge. While they can help make to make a society virtuous, prosperous, and free, they do so by pursing their mission...
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Cornell settles with the federal goverment. $30 million to agricultural research, $30 million to the government, campus climate surveys, and some admissions statistics, but not much else.

announcement: statements.cornell.edu/2025/2025110...
agreement: statements.cornell.edu/2025/documen...
An agreement to restore Cornell’s federal research funding | University Statements | Cornell University
statements.cornell.edu

Would you consider posting it publicly?
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.

It’s offprint day! It’s offprint day! It’s offprint day!
We know from scientific research that up to 75% of intersex people with varations of sex chromosomes never become aware of this during their life.

You, a boring cis woman, might find yourself in the man section of a DHS holding facility and being charged with fraud just by traveling to the US.
1. A new proposed rule at the Department of Homeland Security would institute biological sex DNA testing of immigrants and visa applicants if DHS has reason to believe it would be relevant to their immigration status.

Read the latest from writer S. Baum.

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DHS Wants to Make Some Immigrants and Visitors Take a DNA Sex Test
The public comment period for the proposal has begun.
www.erininthemorning.com

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1. A new proposed rule at the Department of Homeland Security would institute biological sex DNA testing of immigrants and visa applicants if DHS has reason to believe it would be relevant to their immigration status.

Read the latest from writer S. Baum.

Subscribe to support our journalism.
DHS Wants to Make Some Immigrants and Visitors Take a DNA Sex Test
The public comment period for the proposal has begun.
www.erininthemorning.com

I enjoyed Suck back in the day. But for me today, this is not a recommendation.

The City We Became (2020)

One must imagine Sisyphus happy in the dumbest possible timeline.

Church of the Holy Trinity v. United States, 143 U.S. 457 (1892).

IYKYK.

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Behind our efforts let there be found our efforts.
The way these Heritage Foundation staffers talk reminds me of the Ascians in Gene Wolfe’s Book of the New Sun.

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The original press release: www.epicenter.org/the-episcopa...

Per @matt-levine.bsky.social:
(1) everything is securities fraud
(2) everything is sports betting
(3) everything is seating charts
I look forward to seeing the 10b-5 lawsuit over a betting market on where traders' desks are.

The EFF’s post announcing the job profile for its next executive director is deeply cringe, and filled with the kind of empty corporate-speak the EFF has always avoided.

Cindy Cohn is still in charge for now, and I honestly can’t believe that she let this go out.

www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...
What EFF Needs in a New Executive Director
With the impending departure of longtime, renowned, and beloved Executive Director Cindy Cohn, EFF and leadership advisory firm Russell Reynolds Associates have developed a profile for her successor. ...
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I've fixed the http/https issue that was preventing the 2000-14 Laboratorium archives from displaying properly.

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The Laboratorium: December 2014 Archives
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Try your hand at my IP midterm! There's something growing down on Skid Row, but is the secret ingredient (spoiler alert: it's blood) patentable?

james.grimmelmann.net/courses/ip20...