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Maths Puzzles for Conspiracy Theorists.
One of the cartoons from my new book 'Physics for Cats'. In good bookshops now and online in English, French, German and Spanish editions.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Super-Idee, das Grundbedürfnis "wohnen", allein durch die Privatwirtschaft und "den Markt" befriedigen zu lassen. Nicht.
www.rbb24.de/wirtschaft/b...
Angebotsmieten in Berlin seit 2015 um fast 100 Prozent gestiegen
Neue Zahlen bestätigen die angespannte Lage auf dem Berliner Wohnungsmarkt: Seit dem Jahr 2015 haben sich die Angebotsmieten nahezu verdoppelt. Gleichzeitig kommt der Wohnungsbau dem Bevölkerungszuwac...
www.rbb24.de
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Andor would want you to cancel your Disney+ subscription.

It's the least you can do for the Rebellion.
September 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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South Korean woman who bit off attacker's tongue acquitted after 61 years
South Korean woman who bit off attacker's tongue acquitted after 61 years
Choi Mal-ja only managed to break free after biting off about 1.5cm of her alleged attacker's tongue.
www.bbc.com
September 10, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
September 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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that summit could've been an email
August 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.
August 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Wenn man jemandem im Juli 2023 sagen würde, dass in 2 Jahren eine neue Regierung rechtswidrige Abschiebungen durchführt, Urteile über rechtswidrige Zurückweisungen ignoriert, neue Abschiebeflugplätze einrichtet & immer weiter den Rechtsstaat aushöhlt, würden sie denken, die AfD sei an der Regierung.
July 29, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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I wasn’t just a cancer patient: I was a cartoonist.

My surgeon wasn’t just a doctor: he had a baby on the way.

My chemo nurse wasn’t only good at cannulating me: she has a love of skydiving.

We are all more than our assigned roles.

#cansky
May 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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Reminder that concerns about "echo chambers" are a fake idea, we simply do not owe access to ourselves from anyone who demands it, least of all on a site that is designed for leisure and entertainment
Who gives a shit, it's a website where I post my silly little thoughts to my friends, not the Senate floor
April 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Trump hated TikTok (because China) until it helped him win an election (as even he acknowledges) and now he’s going to save it and take a victory lap. So he’ll have X, TikTok, Insta, and Facebook all working on his behalf. That’s a big difference between now and 2017.
January 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Ich bin vielseitig interessiert, aber schwer zu begeistern.
January 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I don't.
December 19, 2024 at 4:08 PM
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„Es ist ganz einfach. Du brauchst nur ein bisschen Disziplin.“

„Dann eben nicht.“
December 13, 2024 at 7:45 AM
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This needs to be said, loud, and often.
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀
November 23, 2024 at 6:42 PM
And may God have mercy with her...😅
November 15, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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Ich habe lieber einen

->charakterstarken Kinderbuchautor als Kanzler

als

-> eine Person, die im Bundestag dagegen stimmte, Vergewaltigung in der Ehe als Straftat zu behandeln/deren „sachliche“ Einschätzung zu Windrädern das Adjektiv „hässlich“ beinhaltet.

#Habeck4Kanzler 🫶🏻
#HabeckForKanzler
November 8, 2024 at 8:17 AM