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People have used 'Why, you have a normal face' and 'You're perfect, but not quite right' to describe me. Any other back handed compliments this way please...
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Being a GM for any #TTRPG should be about facilitating what amounts to a shared imagination adventure with rules as guide rails.

It shouldn’t be some power trip punishment simulator for any and every way the table doesn’t play out some specific narrative you should’ve written as a novel.
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Do NOT have unprotected sex with a bard because you might get harpes
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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ME: home is where the heart is

DETECTIVE: yes we found that where is the rest of the body
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My dad likes a bit of butter with his toast...
November 3, 2025 at 8:10 AM
The only way to deal with a wet, windy Monday morning
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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On this Halloween, a reminder that a sculptor included a Xenomorph gargoyle during the 1990s restoration of Paisley Abbey
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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Happy Halloween, you ghouls
October 31, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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If you opt for your company to use AI in place of customer service reps I hope you discover someone has taken the most heinous shit in your mailbox every day, from now until the end of time, for taking such godawful shortcuts.
October 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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CNN: Zohran Mamdani claimed to play ‘Imperial Guard’ and yet his codex is clearly titled ‘Astra Militarum’ and so we must reluctantly endorse his sex pest granny killing opponent
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Remembering the wonderful actor and writer Nabil Shaban, who has sadly passed away. My love and condolences go out to all of his friends and family. Rest in peace, Nabil🕯

#DoctorWho #BigFinish #ReeltimePictures #Sil
October 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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mr president, as you know i've been wrecking the shit out of the white house basement like you ordered, and i discovered a pristine cask of liberal tears hidden behind one of the walls. why don't you follow me down
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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>had a rough work week
>try to unwind with a few online matches
>get continuously wrecked by players half your age with the free time to get so good
October 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Sinners: Once again, another Horror film that exceeded my expectations. I don't know where to start but I can tell you Ryan Coogler understands Horror and then takes things up to 11 for the better. The golden rule being to set up mood effectively and did so in spades as the opening scene is a
October 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
No Sunday scaries for me yesterday, I'm on leave this week. Currently sat in bed clothes, drinking coffee and on this grey, drizzly Monday morning. Bliss.
for.me – Skapa egen hemsida
for.me
October 13, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Live footage of me this sick day:
October 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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We're keeping movie theaters alive
October 2, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!
September 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Monday night, so back to the tomb with this lovely lot #d&d #d&d5e #ttrpg
September 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Please, take all the dumbbells to build multiple towers around your bench. Because no one else needs to use them. 😒
September 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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“Hey. Be careful.”

“I won’t.”

Best film of the year.

#OneBattleAfterAnother
September 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If it's Sunday then it must be back to Barovia and taking on the werewolves in Curse of Strahd.
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Calling women in games “woke” is the weakest take in gaming.

Every new woman protagonist isn’t a threat to the medium.
She is the medium growing, leveling up, becoming something bigger than the same old defaults.

So if that makes games “woke”…
Then please, wake us all the %$&# up 👀
September 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM