Snark (And Occasionally Bourbon)
@snarkandbourbon.bsky.social
He/him.
Writer of the fiction and TTRPG varieties.
Silly goose prone to making dad jokes.
Forever GM by choice.
Book Dragon.
Writer of the fiction and TTRPG varieties.
Silly goose prone to making dad jokes.
Forever GM by choice.
Book Dragon.
Pinned
One of my favorite things to do is hype up the amazing people I’m lucky to count among my friends, and because I’ve been awfully negative lately (hard not to in the ceaseless hell of USA politics and so on) I’m going to get back to that.
This is entirely arbitrary. Pardon the typical chaos. 1/???
This is entirely arbitrary. Pardon the typical chaos. 1/???
“Our hot sauce is different because it isn’t all processed.”
What.
How did it go from being the base ingredients to sauce then? Is this shit magical in nature?
Because otherwise it was processed. Conflating ultra-processed foods with all food processing is truly head-ass nonsense.
What.
How did it go from being the base ingredients to sauce then? Is this shit magical in nature?
Because otherwise it was processed. Conflating ultra-processed foods with all food processing is truly head-ass nonsense.
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“Our hot sauce is different because it isn’t all processed.”
What.
How did it go from being the base ingredients to sauce then? Is this shit magical in nature?
Because otherwise it was processed. Conflating ultra-processed foods with all food processing is truly head-ass nonsense.
What.
How did it go from being the base ingredients to sauce then? Is this shit magical in nature?
Because otherwise it was processed. Conflating ultra-processed foods with all food processing is truly head-ass nonsense.
Verizon, I know my phone number is being shared with an Apple Watch.
That’s been the case for quite a few years now.
Why am I getting reminders of this? What the fuck.
That’s been the case for quite a few years now.
Why am I getting reminders of this? What the fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Verizon, I know my phone number is being shared with an Apple Watch.
That’s been the case for quite a few years now.
Why am I getting reminders of this? What the fuck.
That’s been the case for quite a few years now.
Why am I getting reminders of this? What the fuck.
Anything I know about Sydney Sweeney is entirely against my will.
That said: it is remarkable how her facial expressions manage to meld an unyielding contempt for anyone who dares question her with the vacancy of a deeply haunted backroads motel.
That said: it is remarkable how her facial expressions manage to meld an unyielding contempt for anyone who dares question her with the vacancy of a deeply haunted backroads motel.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Anything I know about Sydney Sweeney is entirely against my will.
That said: it is remarkable how her facial expressions manage to meld an unyielding contempt for anyone who dares question her with the vacancy of a deeply haunted backroads motel.
That said: it is remarkable how her facial expressions manage to meld an unyielding contempt for anyone who dares question her with the vacancy of a deeply haunted backroads motel.
“We forced it to be a Dems vs Republicans issue” and “They promised a vote” is like giving the kid who got caught cheating at Monopoly a couple free Hotels because they promise they won’t bleed you dry the second you land on one of their spaces.
Nobody’s impressed with this show of weakness. No one
Nobody’s impressed with this show of weakness. No one
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
“We forced it to be a Dems vs Republicans issue” and “They promised a vote” is like giving the kid who got caught cheating at Monopoly a couple free Hotels because they promise they won’t bleed you dry the second you land on one of their spaces.
Nobody’s impressed with this show of weakness. No one
Nobody’s impressed with this show of weakness. No one
I think one of the things about Fetterman that irks me the most is how he always seems put off by any instance in which he is expected to do his actual job or when pressed to answer for his decisions, antithetical to the needs and wants of his constituents as the tend to be.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I think one of the things about Fetterman that irks me the most is how he always seems put off by any instance in which he is expected to do his actual job or when pressed to answer for his decisions, antithetical to the needs and wants of his constituents as the tend to be.
Woke up at 4. Can’t get back to sleep.
Thought, for a brief moment, I may go for a jog.
And then I saw the wind chill has it feeling like 10 degrees outside.
I will not be going for a jog.
Thought, for a brief moment, I may go for a jog.
And then I saw the wind chill has it feeling like 10 degrees outside.
I will not be going for a jog.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Woke up at 4. Can’t get back to sleep.
Thought, for a brief moment, I may go for a jog.
And then I saw the wind chill has it feeling like 10 degrees outside.
I will not be going for a jog.
Thought, for a brief moment, I may go for a jog.
And then I saw the wind chill has it feeling like 10 degrees outside.
I will not be going for a jog.
The fucking school transportation team forgot to send a bus so 3 was just at school.
Incredible.
Incredible.
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The fucking school transportation team forgot to send a bus so 3 was just at school.
Incredible.
Incredible.
It’s forever going to be 0 Days Since John Fetterman was a massive disappointment to Pennsylvanians.
You Lurch-shaped, easily-bought grifter.
You Lurch-shaped, easily-bought grifter.
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It’s forever going to be 0 Days Since John Fetterman was a massive disappointment to Pennsylvanians.
You Lurch-shaped, easily-bought grifter.
You Lurch-shaped, easily-bought grifter.
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Remember when Biden dropped the COVID isolation guidelines down to just 5 days, not because of any actual medical science, but because the Delta CEO asked him to?
Our lives have always been meaningless to establishment Dems compared to the profits of the donor class.
Our lives have always been meaningless to establishment Dems compared to the profits of the donor class.
It just makes it look like they said, oh, shit, I had to scrap my weekend at the lake house because my flight was canceled. Or worse, the airlines called and I sold out my constituents at the order of the Delta CEO. I’m no Senate whisperer but when people look at the math it isn’t great.
November 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Remember when Biden dropped the COVID isolation guidelines down to just 5 days, not because of any actual medical science, but because the Delta CEO asked him to?
Our lives have always been meaningless to establishment Dems compared to the profits of the donor class.
Our lives have always been meaningless to establishment Dems compared to the profits of the donor class.
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Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Every single Dem that caved and agreed to this deal needs to be primaried and voted out. They are cowards who wasted the last month for a half baked promise vote a month from now.
Keeping both boys occupied while also trying to get in some of today’s exercise goal, which largely consists of a few sets of one or two exercises followed by 3 wanting chased around or trying to tackle me like the lesser known starter Pokemon he is.
All of the happy brain chemicals as a result,
All of the happy brain chemicals as a result,
November 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Keeping both boys occupied while also trying to get in some of today’s exercise goal, which largely consists of a few sets of one or two exercises followed by 3 wanting chased around or trying to tackle me like the lesser known starter Pokemon he is.
All of the happy brain chemicals as a result,
All of the happy brain chemicals as a result,
One of the wildest things in the fitness/weightlifting space on TikTok is guys who would struggle lifting a single, bone dry paper towel digging deep to find the audacity to comment on women who could lift a whole goddamn truck like it’s light work.
You are choosing danger, fools.
You are choosing danger, fools.
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
One of the wildest things in the fitness/weightlifting space on TikTok is guys who would struggle lifting a single, bone dry paper towel digging deep to find the audacity to comment on women who could lift a whole goddamn truck like it’s light work.
You are choosing danger, fools.
You are choosing danger, fools.
Anyway.
I’m clearly deeply mired in Big Feelings today so that’s fun.
I’m clearly deeply mired in Big Feelings today so that’s fun.
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Anyway.
I’m clearly deeply mired in Big Feelings today so that’s fun.
I’m clearly deeply mired in Big Feelings today so that’s fun.
Confession: I just can’t get into Dungeon Crawler Carl. I mean this at a conceptual level.
Almost - almost - picked up the first book at Barnes & Noble. Leafed through it and it was just ‘eh.’
Almost - almost - picked up the first book at Barnes & Noble. Leafed through it and it was just ‘eh.’
November 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Confession: I just can’t get into Dungeon Crawler Carl. I mean this at a conceptual level.
Almost - almost - picked up the first book at Barnes & Noble. Leafed through it and it was just ‘eh.’
Almost - almost - picked up the first book at Barnes & Noble. Leafed through it and it was just ‘eh.’
This was going to be the year I tried to make it to PAX Unplugged, but life was relentless and I certainly don’t have the time or funds to make that happen.
Better luck next year, perhaps.
That said: wishing those of you going a few weeks from now safe travels and a lovely time.
Better luck next year, perhaps.
That said: wishing those of you going a few weeks from now safe travels and a lovely time.
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This was going to be the year I tried to make it to PAX Unplugged, but life was relentless and I certainly don’t have the time or funds to make that happen.
Better luck next year, perhaps.
That said: wishing those of you going a few weeks from now safe travels and a lovely time.
Better luck next year, perhaps.
That said: wishing those of you going a few weeks from now safe travels and a lovely time.
The New York Times shitting out a misogynistic nightmare of an op-ed piece during these profoundly ignorant times not only tracks with how fucking sloppy they’ve gotten, but it also still manages to be so infuriating.
It’s failing an open book, notes-allowed exam. Dipshits.
It’s failing an open book, notes-allowed exam. Dipshits.
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The New York Times shitting out a misogynistic nightmare of an op-ed piece during these profoundly ignorant times not only tracks with how fucking sloppy they’ve gotten, but it also still manages to be so infuriating.
It’s failing an open book, notes-allowed exam. Dipshits.
It’s failing an open book, notes-allowed exam. Dipshits.
I apparently have zero patience for unsolicited parenting advice from strangers today.
Sorry not sorry to older woman who I told to mind her business at the library while out with my boys. I’m their dad, I promise I’m not clueless, but I do have a remarkable lack of patience today.
Sorry not sorry to older woman who I told to mind her business at the library while out with my boys. I’m their dad, I promise I’m not clueless, but I do have a remarkable lack of patience today.
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I apparently have zero patience for unsolicited parenting advice from strangers today.
Sorry not sorry to older woman who I told to mind her business at the library while out with my boys. I’m their dad, I promise I’m not clueless, but I do have a remarkable lack of patience today.
Sorry not sorry to older woman who I told to mind her business at the library while out with my boys. I’m their dad, I promise I’m not clueless, but I do have a remarkable lack of patience today.
Forgot that the morning started with a trip to the playground, so the boys got to do that, go to the Children’s Museum and Science Center, and we visited my grandma.
A good day. An exhausting day.
A good day. An exhausting day.
Took 7 and 3 to The Children’s Museum and Kamin Science Center in an effort to tire them out a little today, and I’m pretty sure the only person who ended up tired was me.
November 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Forgot that the morning started with a trip to the playground, so the boys got to do that, go to the Children’s Museum and Science Center, and we visited my grandma.
A good day. An exhausting day.
A good day. An exhausting day.
Took 7 and 3 to The Children’s Museum and Kamin Science Center in an effort to tire them out a little today, and I’m pretty sure the only person who ended up tired was me.
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Took 7 and 3 to The Children’s Museum and Kamin Science Center in an effort to tire them out a little today, and I’m pretty sure the only person who ended up tired was me.
I’ve meandered, a naive wanderer, into Covers of Let Down by Radiohead TikTok, and it is some of the most beautiful and emotionally devastating stuff I’ve ever heard.
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I’ve meandered, a naive wanderer, into Covers of Let Down by Radiohead TikTok, and it is some of the most beautiful and emotionally devastating stuff I’ve ever heard.
Getting more used to, but still really feeling, using the 30lb dumbbells. Spacing out using the pre-workout and trying to be smart about how I approach the workouts as well.
Once again: lifting the heavy circles continues to give me the happy brain slop. Big fan of that.
Once again: lifting the heavy circles continues to give me the happy brain slop. Big fan of that.
November 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Getting more used to, but still really feeling, using the 30lb dumbbells. Spacing out using the pre-workout and trying to be smart about how I approach the workouts as well.
Once again: lifting the heavy circles continues to give me the happy brain slop. Big fan of that.
Once again: lifting the heavy circles continues to give me the happy brain slop. Big fan of that.
School called my wife because 7 saw a student being mistreated by another student, and so he intervened by biting the one student.
I mean…Proud of him for standing up to kids for doing lousy things. Would’ve preferred to not have it go the “take a literal bite out of crime” approach.
I mean…Proud of him for standing up to kids for doing lousy things. Would’ve preferred to not have it go the “take a literal bite out of crime” approach.
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
School called my wife because 7 saw a student being mistreated by another student, and so he intervened by biting the one student.
I mean…Proud of him for standing up to kids for doing lousy things. Would’ve preferred to not have it go the “take a literal bite out of crime” approach.
I mean…Proud of him for standing up to kids for doing lousy things. Would’ve preferred to not have it go the “take a literal bite out of crime” approach.
Not feeling excited for multiple years of people using Mamdani’s win as a foundation upon which to build a Newsom 2028 platform.
We know we can do better now, so why shift back to settling? No reason to do so.
We know we can do better now, so why shift back to settling? No reason to do so.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Not feeling excited for multiple years of people using Mamdani’s win as a foundation upon which to build a Newsom 2028 platform.
We know we can do better now, so why shift back to settling? No reason to do so.
We know we can do better now, so why shift back to settling? No reason to do so.
My favorite assessment of the current state of Pokemon is that some people are so wrapped up in nostalgia while also being unable to recognize that you can outgrow the things you liked and so instead they just bash on it endlessly.
Applies to so much else as well.
Let people enjoy things.
Applies to so much else as well.
Let people enjoy things.
November 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
My favorite assessment of the current state of Pokemon is that some people are so wrapped up in nostalgia while also being unable to recognize that you can outgrow the things you liked and so instead they just bash on it endlessly.
Applies to so much else as well.
Let people enjoy things.
Applies to so much else as well.
Let people enjoy things.
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I, for the love of dog, do not know why I've had to listen to fireworks for the last 2 weeks going continuously until past 1 or 2 in the morning.
I feel so bad for our furry friends.
I feel so bad for our furry friends.
Since this is STILL going on where we live, I’m sharing this again.
Contact your MP if you’ve had enough of this bullshit firework nonsense going on for over a WEEK! 😡😡😡
action.dogstrust.org.uk/page/178980/...
#dogs #fireworks #fireworksfuckoff #dogsky
Contact your MP if you’ve had enough of this bullshit firework nonsense going on for over a WEEK! 😡😡😡
action.dogstrust.org.uk/page/178980/...
#dogs #fireworks #fireworksfuckoff #dogsky
Help Protect Dogs from Firework Fear | Dogs Trust
action.dogstrust.org.uk
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I, for the love of dog, do not know why I've had to listen to fireworks for the last 2 weeks going continuously until past 1 or 2 in the morning.
I feel so bad for our furry friends.
I feel so bad for our furry friends.