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Feels to me like the last quote here is more devastating and incriminating than even the birthday book and the photos and the rest.
These are the people who are willing to go on the record.
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Knicks win the NBA Cup.

[Marv Albert voice]

Yes! And it COUNTS!!!
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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A virgin dweeb is tearing the Republican Party apart!
December 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Tfw you just did a big load of laundry and throw your dirty clothes into the newly empty hamper. It’s like throwing your clothes down a well. A long deep fall like Wile E. Coyote going over the cliff and then…kerplunk. So satisfying, Isaac Newton would be proud to see that much gravity in action.
December 10, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Let’s save ourselves some time. The following people are all totally fine but they 1000% do not have the personality to be elected president.

Mark Kelly
Andy Beshear
Tim Walz
Cory Booker

Sorry fellas!
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Our god was an awesome god. We’ll miss you Brandon Nimmo. A prideful Met and a Met you can be proud of.

Good luck in Texas.
a man wearing headphones and a new york baseball jersey
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a new york baseball jersey
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Best New Artist of 2025? On this there can be no debate. It’s the CARMAX BAND.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Putting this into the universe. Whenever Kenan Thompson decides to leave SNL, they should make him the host for his final episode. He deserves it! And so do we!
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This Nvidia CEO is on the verge of going absolutely fucking insane over the next 5 years. The leather jacket is just the start. A midlife crisis times a billion. Prayers to his family.
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Has any actor ever crushed their one and only scene as well as “Timmy” in the Double Dipped the Chip scene on Seinfeld? Just 90 seconds of perfection along with George.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
He looks like Tony Clifton without the sunglasses
Sports lovers, what do yall think of Nicholas Cage as John Madden for the Madden movie dropping next year?
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Wrote about how Game 7 not only had two of the five most impactful plays in history, it also had..

- the most impactful out ever
- 3 of the top dozen plays ever
- the most plays that swung championship WPA by at least 15% of any game ever (9)

www.mlb.com/news/most-wi...
Your eyes didn't deceive you -- Game 7 really did have the most wild swings all time
Game 7 of the 2025 World Series was one of the wildest, and to some extent that’s expressed as easily as “a deciding World Series game went to extra innings,” which had happened just twice before in b...
www.mlb.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Three of the 12 most pivotal plays in baseball history by cWPA occurred last night
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Magic Johnson dropping some knowledge about winning in the postgame. What a legend.
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Max Scherzer will be the 4th pitcher to start multiple World Series winner-take-all Game 7s, joining:

Bob Gibson (3)
Lew Burdette
Don Larsen
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Unbelievable. On to the 14th.

Now batting for the Blue Jays: Chone Figgins, Terrance Gore, and Billy Hamilton.
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
And to think that was the perfect time for Andy Pages to do what he’s done all postseason - hit a fly out to the CF.
October 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Bunt to win.
October 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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DAVE ROBERTS MASTERCLASS ALERT: pay attention kids this is how you do it. You bring in your soon to be retired pitcher, who is terrible in the postseason, with the bases loaded
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
No game has ever had as much baserunning as this game. They are running from base to base, folks, and that’s where things are getting tricky.
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Too bad they pinch ran for Barger earlier with Straw. Why not just forfeit at this point with this weak remainder of a lineup?

Notice that Robert’s didn’t even consider running for Will Smith last inning when he was the winning run on 2nd base.
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM