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The Meta-Author
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A would-be author trapped inside his own creation. I observe, and occasionally comment wittily. But I can't change anything.
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Just saw a tiktok where a guy pronounces Andy Muschietti’s name so weird that it sounded like Eddie Machete. Which would be a great 🌶️ name.
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Impossible to see if Twitter is down because downdetector is down too 😜 #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I like how Cloudflare named one of their services Cloudflare Access so they can legally put ‘Cloudflare Access has been restored’ on their status page while sites using them are still down worldwide
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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They've only gone and done it 🤦‍♂️ Someone's typed google into google and broken the internet 😩 #cloudflare #internetdown
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Turns out both DownDetector and DownForEveryoneOrJustMe use Cloudflare so are currently, themselves, down
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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gravy basket
November 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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There goes Cloudflare again

Good luck, IT folks <3
November 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Anyone seeing a Cloudflare outage atm?
November 18, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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This quote from Jason Zada, the founder and Chief Creative Officer of Secret Level - the company behind the ad - is shocking and quite chilling, actually.

Effectively, you’re just another hater on the internet if you disagree. Worried for your career? Stop complaining and submit.
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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I find the hard vs soft magic system discussions boring. I choose a magic system that fits the current story and worldbuilding I'm working on, there's no more to it than that.
September 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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At Glacier National Park…
September 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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It's profoundly saddening to read that AP will no longer be assigning or running book reviews because readers don't engage with them enough and they take too much effort to plan and assign. People complain about critics as gatekeepers; wait until all that's left is marketing.
August 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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August 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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my god he's perfect
August 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I'm sorry.
I couldn't resist.
And yes, that sound is people groaning and slapping their foreheads all over the world.
August 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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those damned outdoor pigs can't keep getting away with this
August 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Just so’s we’re all clear, almost 3/4 of everything we buy from Europe is now 15% more expensive.
July 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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What is Trump even trying to say here?

"The Supreme Court has stopped the presidency itself. That‘s what they‘ve done. And really, it‘s been an amazing period of time."
June 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
If he passes another peaceful night the AFP will put his photo in black and white to reflect his long-term solidarity with the visually impaired
Pope Francis passed another peaceful night in hospital, "got up and had breakfast in his armchair", the Vatican said Thursday, the day after reporting a slight improvement in his condition.
https://u.afp.com/SotH
February 21, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Sure looks like Google News caught the Latin Times using a large language model to write an article picking up on my latest report
February 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM