Jason Horn
@messyepicure.bsky.social
Professional food writer; amateur curler; semicolon enthusiast
Imagine how many non-former-Federal-officials are sitting in prison because nobody ever looked closely at their indictment paperwork
November 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Imagine how many non-former-Federal-officials are sitting in prison because nobody ever looked closely at their indictment paperwork
Democratic candidates asking for money: What if, instead of telling me you were in the military and are the child of coal mining dirt farmers, you mention one single policy you’d like to enact?
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Democratic candidates asking for money: What if, instead of telling me you were in the military and are the child of coal mining dirt farmers, you mention one single policy you’d like to enact?
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
If anybody wants to commit crimes in northeast Los Angeles right now, every cop in the area is marching in some kind of ceremony on York. Messing up rush hour traffic to serve and protect.
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
If anybody wants to commit crimes in northeast Los Angeles right now, every cop in the area is marching in some kind of ceremony on York. Messing up rush hour traffic to serve and protect.
Godel, Escher, Bach will turn your brain inside out
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Godel, Escher, Bach will turn your brain inside out
It’s a psychosis gun you point at your own head, and the company you work for is probably forcing you to use it. www.wired.com/story/ai-the...
The Haunting Story of Two People—and Their Bots—on Therapy’s New Frontier
As millions confide in ChatGPT about their most intimate problems, these relationships are even stranger, more moving, and more insidious than we've imagined.
www.wired.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
It’s a psychosis gun you point at your own head, and the company you work for is probably forcing you to use it. www.wired.com/story/ai-the...
Now that the Dodger game is over, my neighbors have begun setting off the Fireworks of Defeat
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Now that the Dodger game is over, my neighbors have begun setting off the Fireworks of Defeat
Putting Santa in a yarmulke and blue suit with a Star of David on it does not make for “diverse holiday fun,” PR pitch I just received. Yeesh.
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Putting Santa in a yarmulke and blue suit with a Star of David on it does not make for “diverse holiday fun,” PR pitch I just received. Yeesh.
If they let Shohei pitch in the ninth, is there a way he could record both a win and a save?
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
If they let Shohei pitch in the ninth, is there a way he could record both a win and a save?
Louisiana’s entire budget for FY 2026 is about $54 billion, which means one in every thousand dollars spent by the state will go to pay a guy to not coach college football. www.espn.com/college-foot...
LSU fires Kelly, still finalizing his $54M buyout
A day after a 49-25 loss to Texas A&M in Baton Rouge, LSU fired coach Brian Kelly on Sunday night, with athletic director Scott Woodward announcing in a statement that "we had high hopes that he would...
www.espn.com
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Louisiana’s entire budget for FY 2026 is about $54 billion, which means one in every thousand dollars spent by the state will go to pay a guy to not coach college football. www.espn.com/college-foot...
We’ve got robber barons; we’ve got pro sports players arrested in betting scandals — it’s the 1910s again!
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
We’ve got robber barons; we’ve got pro sports players arrested in betting scandals — it’s the 1910s again!
If you got a Nazi tattoo by accident but didn’t remove or cover it for 20 years, I’m willing to say that disqualifies you from elected office. I don’t think this should cut down the pool of potential Democratic candidates all that much, even in Maine.
October 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If you got a Nazi tattoo by accident but didn’t remove or cover it for 20 years, I’m willing to say that disqualifies you from elected office. I don’t think this should cut down the pool of potential Democratic candidates all that much, even in Maine.
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So take a police force and arrest the people who are breaking laws and go into the facility. This is not rocket science!
October 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
So take a police force and arrest the people who are breaking laws and go into the facility. This is not rocket science!
New story featuring video of me boning: www.foodandwine.com/best-boning-...
Cutting Meat with Your Chef’s Knife? You’re Using the Wrong Tool
I tested six knives on fish, chicken, and pork to find the best boning knives for your kitchen.
www.foodandwine.com
October 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
New story featuring video of me boning: www.foodandwine.com/best-boning-...
The police killed more people than the terrorist. Because he didn’t have a gun. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/w...
Police Accidentally Shot and Killed a Victim During Manchester Terrorist Attack
www.nytimes.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The police killed more people than the terrorist. Because he didn’t have a gun. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/03/w...
Me watching the latest Beavis & Butt-Head, when Butt-Head gets too fat to be evicted
a poster that says simpsons did it on a tv
Alt: South Park “Simpsons did it!” gif
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Me watching the latest Beavis & Butt-Head, when Butt-Head gets too fat to be evicted
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They've had years and infinite money, and yet there has been no AI book that everyone is reading, no AI music artist that has the song of the summer, no AI movie anyone wants to watch. Seems like they should have even one of those before they get to say that's the future
October 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They've had years and infinite money, and yet there has been no AI book that everyone is reading, no AI music artist that has the song of the summer, no AI movie anyone wants to watch. Seems like they should have even one of those before they get to say that's the future
“You kill people and break things for a living” sounds like what a toddler tells you when you ask him why he wants to be an army man when he grows up.
September 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“You kill people and break things for a living” sounds like what a toddler tells you when you ask him why he wants to be an army man when he grows up.
I want Disney to be explicit and say “we caved to attempted government censorship, and that was wrong.” Don’t leave any wiggle room for the right to call this a negotiation.
September 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I want Disney to be explicit and say “we caved to attempted government censorship, and that was wrong.” Don’t leave any wiggle room for the right to call this a negotiation.
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The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.
September 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.
Hey turns out YouTube live tv is the exact same price as Hulu live tv
September 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Hey turns out YouTube live tv is the exact same price as Hulu live tv
Redefining Santorum went a long way toward lessening that bigot’s influence. With that in mind, what’s a Charlie Kirk?
September 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Redefining Santorum went a long way toward lessening that bigot’s influence. With that in mind, what’s a Charlie Kirk?
If you don’t feel sufficiently bad about the racist gun nut being shot dead, the racist gun nuts might take away more of your rights. Do I have that logic right?
September 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you don’t feel sufficiently bad about the racist gun nut being shot dead, the racist gun nuts might take away more of your rights. Do I have that logic right?
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Don't feel like doing a repost that puts the murder video on the timeline yet again but do feel like repeating the point that the president just straight-up assassinated 11 people for supposedly doing something that wouldn't be a death-penalty crime if they were caught and convicted
September 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Don't feel like doing a repost that puts the murder video on the timeline yet again but do feel like repeating the point that the president just straight-up assassinated 11 people for supposedly doing something that wouldn't be a death-penalty crime if they were caught and convicted