Jason Horn
@messyepicure.bsky.social
Professional food writer; amateur curler; semicolon enthusiast
Call for impeachment then. Be explicit.
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Call for impeachment then. Be explicit.
You’re gonna hate Fr3akiest Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
You’re gonna hate Fr3akiest Friday
It’s the Pepsi Challenge but for writing
November 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It’s the Pepsi Challenge but for writing
If a wizard gives me all the Bitcoin, I’ll have all the Bitcoin
November 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If a wizard gives me all the Bitcoin, I’ll have all the Bitcoin
As an msj-trained writer, I know they should have consulted scientific journalists instead
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
As an msj-trained writer, I know they should have consulted scientific journalists instead
But link pls? The work Slack will enjoy this
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
But link pls? The work Slack will enjoy this
I don’t think anyone looked at them
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I don’t think anyone looked at them
The Scottish play, MacAw
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The Scottish play, MacAw
Scanning children’s faces…to keep them safe
November 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Scanning children’s faces…to keep them safe
I Should Have Dismembered Jamal Khashoggi Myself, Actually
-Jeff Bezos
-Jeff Bezos
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I Should Have Dismembered Jamal Khashoggi Myself, Actually
-Jeff Bezos
-Jeff Bezos
Next time someone asks you how you got your job, you have to sing this
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Next time someone asks you how you got your job, you have to sing this
I blogged a blog in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
When hope was high and life worth living
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I blogged a blog in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
When hope was high and life worth living
The Hag Is Too Good for Him is an excellent b-movie title. Witchsploitation.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The Hag Is Too Good for Him is an excellent b-movie title. Witchsploitation.
Ok so who’s Bubba?
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Ok so who’s Bubba?
I don’t think that. Can I be on next week?
November 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I don’t think that. Can I be on next week?
(And then Gene Wilder, Matt Berry, and Tim Curry split the rest of the spots.)
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
(And then Gene Wilder, Matt Berry, and Tim Curry split the rest of the spots.)
Also the way she says “bubble bath” on Big Mouth. Maya holds like six of the top 10 on this list.
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Also the way she says “bubble bath” on Big Mouth. Maya holds like six of the top 10 on this list.
Let he who hasn’t covered up child rape cast the first stone
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Let he who hasn’t covered up child rape cast the first stone
lol ancient scrolls don’t actually hold that much text. A library of books is better than a library of ancient scrolls.
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
lol ancient scrolls don’t actually hold that much text. A library of books is better than a library of ancient scrolls.
There’s about a week of AP statistics class that’s just “gambling is mathematically a scam”
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
There’s about a week of AP statistics class that’s just “gambling is mathematically a scam”