Hasturtium
@messkatonic.bsky.social
Freontrip, GropeNinja, so many dumb names through the years. I’m probably going to talk about movies a lot here with occasional interludes into weird computers.
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It's driving me nuts, as a person who actually watches films with my eyes, to hear characters talk soooo much about what they're doing and where they're going and why. Like, shut up!!
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It's driving me nuts, as a person who actually watches films with my eyes, to hear characters talk soooo much about what they're doing and where they're going and why. Like, shut up!!
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only.
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I mean this sincerely, Elle Fanning should be in the awards conversation for PREDATOR: BADLANDS.
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I mean this sincerely, Elle Fanning should be in the awards conversation for PREDATOR: BADLANDS.
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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There are just so many movies out there. You’ll never run out. It’s great.
Watching a children's giant monster movie when suddenly... HOLY SHIT! I did not expect it to go that hard.
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 PM
There are just so many movies out there. You’ll never run out. It’s great.
Fuck. I was sort of hoping he'd just keep going forever.
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fuck. I was sort of hoping he'd just keep going forever.
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We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
November 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.
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Happy Halloween from the late, great Bernie Wrightson.
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Happy Halloween from the late, great Bernie Wrightson.
Me:
Capitalism: Drink the Grabber.
Capitalism: Drink the Grabber.
October 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Me:
Capitalism: Drink the Grabber.
Capitalism: Drink the Grabber.
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Define "Perfect Ending"?
October 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Define "Perfect Ending"?
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The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
Want to See Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones? AI Could Make It Soon
Despite early, and familiar, copyright growing pains, Sora may be the prelude to AI-generated on-demand TV and movies
www.scientificamerican.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.
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What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.
October 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.
Grew up listening to Miami bass and drum and bass, which apparently greased my mental chutes up perfectly to be invaded by NewJeans
October 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Grew up listening to Miami bass and drum and bass, which apparently greased my mental chutes up perfectly to be invaded by NewJeans
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I wrote about MAY for my horror column. This movie was a favorite of mine when I was a teenager, and I wrote about why and how it spoke to me then, and how my relationship to the film has evolved in the time since.
www.patreon.com/posts/monste...
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October 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I wrote about MAY for my horror column. This movie was a favorite of mine when I was a teenager, and I wrote about why and how it spoke to me then, and how my relationship to the film has evolved in the time since.
www.patreon.com/posts/monste...
www.patreon.com/posts/monste...
This made me laugh out loud while eating breakfast in public earlier, thank you
October 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This made me laugh out loud while eating breakfast in public earlier, thank you
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Man, I hope my funeral isn't an enormous gaudy rally full of people barely disguising their glee at being able to point at an airbrushed t-shirt of me and go "SEE!?!?" to the other side of the culture war for the next 1-2 weeks before everybody moves on to a beanie baby with pronouns or something.
September 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Man, I hope my funeral isn't an enormous gaudy rally full of people barely disguising their glee at being able to point at an airbrushed t-shirt of me and go "SEE!?!?" to the other side of the culture war for the next 1-2 weeks before everybody moves on to a beanie baby with pronouns or something.
@lcosgrove.bsky.social Question - how do I request a film review from you on the Patreon?
October 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
@lcosgrove.bsky.social Question - how do I request a film review from you on the Patreon?
Also absolutely crestfallen that the source of a cheesy quote used as a sample in an old song is not, in fact, INVINCIBLE OBSESSED FIGHTER.
October 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Also absolutely crestfallen that the source of a cheesy quote used as a sample in an old song is not, in fact, INVINCIBLE OBSESSED FIGHTER.
People who follow me: what’s a good double feature with LADY SNOWBLOOD that isn’t its sequel?
October 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
People who follow me: what’s a good double feature with LADY SNOWBLOOD that isn’t its sequel?
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They are so fucking *weird*, man.
October 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
They are so fucking *weird*, man.
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Accidentally made myself really sad by thinking "I miss getting the weather report from David Lynch".
September 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Accidentally made myself really sad by thinking "I miss getting the weather report from David Lynch".
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A day in Toho heaven
September 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
A day in Toho heaven
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this is great for two reasons
1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly
2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard
1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly
2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
this is great for two reasons
1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly
2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard
1, the obvious: brilliant deconstruction of how patriarchy tries to sell total emotional isolation as not just a side effect but a GOAL of doing masculinity correctly
2: the repeated mentions of Buffalo Wild Wings made me laugh so hard