Matt Cramp
@merus.bsky.social
extremely not sure I want to still be on social media, but I dislike this the least
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Americans be like "what the fuck is a kilometre" and "month-day-year just makes sense, that's how you say it" and then they say "happy Fourth of July"
July 5, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Americans be like "what the fuck is a kilometre" and "month-day-year just makes sense, that's how you say it" and then they say "happy Fourth of July"
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The train screen broke so we Beraled at the Berala Beralatation today
January 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The train screen broke so we Beraled at the Berala Beralatation today
It's hard to believe that it'll be 2025 in just a few months. Really makes you think.
December 28, 2024 at 9:51 AM
It's hard to believe that it'll be 2025 in just a few months. Really makes you think.
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oh wow I love this
guy accidentally discovered a glossary in the back of an old bible, turns out to be the only written record of an extinct language which is then used to (partially) resurrect it 🤯
guy accidentally discovered a glossary in the back of an old bible, turns out to be the only written record of an extinct language which is then used to (partially) resurrect it 🤯
November 22, 2024 at 9:28 AM
oh wow I love this
guy accidentally discovered a glossary in the back of an old bible, turns out to be the only written record of an extinct language which is then used to (partially) resurrect it 🤯
guy accidentally discovered a glossary in the back of an old bible, turns out to be the only written record of an extinct language which is then used to (partially) resurrect it 🤯
This is a really good reframing of a classic Star Trek bit.
November 18, 2024 at 12:19 PM
This is a really good reframing of a classic Star Trek bit.
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VSTARS THREAD!!
Fighter - Orion
Fighter - Orion
October 15, 2024 at 3:50 PM
VSTARS THREAD!!
Fighter - Orion
Fighter - Orion
you can't fully control to what ends people use your software: for instance, here's someone using a starter pack to make a daft little murder mystery
Good morning Bluesky.
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
Here's a helpful starter pack for divorced men named Geoff but one has been murdered. Please help us find the killer.
go.bsky.app/KDY26rh
November 15, 2024 at 1:24 PM
you can't fully control to what ends people use your software: for instance, here's someone using a starter pack to make a daft little murder mystery
The magpie and the ibis are fighting, and I appreciate that sounds like some kind of coded metaphor, but I’m just in a park
October 23, 2024 at 6:12 AM
The magpie and the ibis are fighting, and I appreciate that sounds like some kind of coded metaphor, but I’m just in a park
The wave of new Bluesky users means a new wave of “tips for new Bluesky users” jokes which I for some reason never get tired of
October 18, 2024 at 5:55 AM
The wave of new Bluesky users means a new wave of “tips for new Bluesky users” jokes which I for some reason never get tired of
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BREAKING: The Eric Adam’s indictment has leaked and it is absolutely bananas.
September 26, 2024 at 2:19 AM
BREAKING: The Eric Adam’s indictment has leaked and it is absolutely bananas.
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big night for transgender illegal aliens who eat cats
September 11, 2024 at 3:24 AM
big night for transgender illegal aliens who eat cats
Americans be like "what the fuck is a kilometre" and "month-day-year just makes sense, that's how you say it" and then they say "happy Fourth of July"
July 5, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Americans be like "what the fuck is a kilometre" and "month-day-year just makes sense, that's how you say it" and then they say "happy Fourth of July"
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Happy Twentieth anniversary.
March 18, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Happy Twentieth anniversary.
I saw the best minds of our generation destroyed by posting through it, starving hysterical parasocial
March 18, 2024 at 8:20 AM
I saw the best minds of our generation destroyed by posting through it, starving hysterical parasocial