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adult human stimpy
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Sorry soc Dems and liberals you will be called a communist and silenced anyway. You might as well just be a communist
September 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
a happy friday to us all
May 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“hanging in there lol”
“ok I guess??”
“pretty good considering everything”
So many of my conversations these days start like “how are you?” “we’re doomed!” “haha I know!” “anyway-“
May 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Quick everyone take all your money out of the bank and stock market
April 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
this is tubi erasure. do better
I am Criterion Channel for life because they're the only major streaming platform which realizes people were making movies prior to 2011 📽️
April 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Why are people saying “🌽”instead of “porn” on a website where you can post your whole cock
March 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
would be delighted to be proven wrong, but I’ve heard some version of “now you’ve pissed off suburban wine lib moms- its OVER for you chuds!” a number of times over the past 15 years without anything meaningfully changing
March 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
enough waiting, i crave blood
February 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
✋ don’t talk to me until i’ve watched my two hours of lulu fancams on 小红书
January 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I quit effexor cold turkey almost 20 years ago and still get these in the morning sometimes. it is fucked up
Does anyone have any tips for brain zaps? My body feels like it has an electric field in it and everytime I moved I’m being shocked
January 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
stop screaming-- it’s me
from the notebooks of Raymond Chandler - possible titles he jotted down
January 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
we are bracing ourselves for six inches, here in the midshaft
Massive winter storm to spread snow and ice from Plains to East Coast www.accuweather.com/en/winter-we...
January 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
if god isn’t real who gave me these tits
December 29, 2024 at 2:14 AM
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look around and if you don’t see her? the sensual aunt is you
December 24, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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to the tune of "What Dreams are Made Of" by Hillary Duff
December 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
they really could’ve swept this under the rug by treating him like any other suspect and keeping him out of sight until everyone moved on. glad they’re too stupid to figure that out lol
seems like a normal escort
December 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM
they’re really wishcasting death for luigi here. I went to high school with the guy who leaked trumps tax returns and is currently serving time in federal prison for it. he has not been murdered by his fellow inmates lmao
December 13, 2024 at 4:36 PM
yep. and this is why the nyt isn’t publishing luigi’s photos anymore, for our safety
Can you die from being horny
December 12, 2024 at 7:43 PM
such a good book
once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish
December 11, 2024 at 6:56 PM
i hate this shit!
December 11, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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If I was stuck in the mist from THE MIST I would simply keep my cool and foster a sense of community.
December 7, 2024 at 12:42 AM