Dr. Meowtron, PhD
@meowtron.bsky.social
A 🍀 in a🔺with a brainstem. Tapping keys daily at the vintage nuclear weapons factory.
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*tries to leave, burns hand on door knob that’s at 400 degrees* bsky.app/profile/jake...
Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened
The flags were lowered last night around the base by order of President Trump after the killing of Charlie Kirk and will stay at half-staff on this U.S. outpost in southeast Cuba until sunset on Sunday.
September 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
*tries to leave, burns hand on door knob that’s at 400 degrees* bsky.app/profile/jake...
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lol nice hubris, pal, why don't you stick some more feathers on
July 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
lol nice hubris, pal, why don't you stick some more feathers on
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when you make a flying contraption you go in knowing people are going to make fun of you if you accidentally kill yourself. that rule goes all the way back to icarus
July 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
when you make a flying contraption you go in knowing people are going to make fun of you if you accidentally kill yourself. that rule goes all the way back to icarus
In, on, whatever!
June 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
In, on, whatever!
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The thing about heavy hitters like her and fellow legend Babe Ruth is that yes, they strike out a lot, but when their bat makes contact that ball is a goner
June 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The thing about heavy hitters like her and fellow legend Babe Ruth is that yes, they strike out a lot, but when their bat makes contact that ball is a goner
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*Chevy citation needed*
June 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
*Chevy citation needed*
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Some of the moments in the trailer reminded me of this:
June 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Some of the moments in the trailer reminded me of this:
I don't know what the original post was (block) and that's probably good
June 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I don't know what the original post was (block) and that's probably good
Alt text is incredibly accurate
May 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Alt text is incredibly accurate
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There's no coming back from this, you gotta fake your own death
May 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
There's no coming back from this, you gotta fake your own death
Thank fuck someone else is saying it
May 16, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Thank fuck someone else is saying it
Holy shit this was what I was coming here to write!
May 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Holy shit this was what I was coming here to write!
Niche skeet but we stan
May 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Niche skeet but we stan