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ME FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS: look, i know it's a useful shorthand, but i don't think there's any such thing as a literal "epstein list" in the sense of a list of names
JEFFREY EPSTEIN, IN AN EMAIL TO HIMSELF:
JEFFREY EPSTEIN, IN AN EMAIL TO HIMSELF:
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
ME FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS: look, i know it's a useful shorthand, but i don't think there's any such thing as a literal "epstein list" in the sense of a list of names
JEFFREY EPSTEIN, IN AN EMAIL TO HIMSELF:
JEFFREY EPSTEIN, IN AN EMAIL TO HIMSELF:
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crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
crazy
IG em_clarkson
IG em_clarkson
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Gavin Newsom satiates his dark urges in a normal and wholesome way (philandering with ADULTS, hunting CONSENTING homeless people for sport at the Getty compound, and alcoholism). it's not that hard to live your values.
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Gavin Newsom satiates his dark urges in a normal and wholesome way (philandering with ADULTS, hunting CONSENTING homeless people for sport at the Getty compound, and alcoholism). it's not that hard to live your values.
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reup for "thread about jeff epstein's connections to prestige scientists"
jeffrey epstein donated to and supported enough science that there are entire lines of research that were apparently pursued largely because he liked them. one of them is evo psych
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
reup for "thread about jeff epstein's connections to prestige scientists"
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"I can generate photorealistic video but not solve simple visual puzzles" is an insane place to be
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
"I can generate photorealistic video but not solve simple visual puzzles" is an insane place to be
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related but my 100% serious take is the next John wick movie should be set in hell and they shouldn’t explain anything
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
related but my 100% serious take is the next John wick movie should be set in hell and they shouldn’t explain anything
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“where is my fucking dog”
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
“where is my fucking dog”
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Just told my 10yo daughter about #ChuckSchumer. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Chuckanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Just told my 10yo daughter about #ChuckSchumer. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Wakanda pose and said "#Chuckanda forever"—which is the sort of pop culture cross-over I can celebrate.
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Nancy Pelosi was a groundbreaking Speaker, but she was too focused on getting Democrats to respect the will of their voters.
by Chuck Schumer
by Chuck Schumer
November 10, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Nancy Pelosi was a groundbreaking Speaker, but she was too focused on getting Democrats to respect the will of their voters.
by Chuck Schumer
by Chuck Schumer
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I think he's honestly kinda out of fucks. He's out of jail and the bribe money is rolling in, so fuck it, he's got his. To hell with the rest of us. Mission accomplished.
I’ve long thought Trump is good at picking fights that benefit him politically but the fact he’s fighting right now to starve Americans is making me reassess
November 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I think he's honestly kinda out of fucks. He's out of jail and the bribe money is rolling in, so fuck it, he's got his. To hell with the rest of us. Mission accomplished.
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Trump defeated the establishments of both parties to become president twice, break most civic and legal norms of import, end-run the Constitution's safeguards against Trump-like figures, survive numerous career-ending scandals, and now single-handedly holds a party together that would have spent
Trump has gotten huge numbers of infrequent voters to the polls, twice. He's deeply unpopular but has mobilized a large, unprecedented coalition of Americans motivated by some combination of ignorance, avarice, and cruelty. It is hard to describe what he has as something other than charisma
His charisma is fundamentally incompatible with me (and likely many of the people on Bluesky) but it’s kind of insane to say it doesn’t exist
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Trump defeated the establishments of both parties to become president twice, break most civic and legal norms of import, end-run the Constitution's safeguards against Trump-like figures, survive numerous career-ending scandals, and now single-handedly holds a party together that would have spent
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the worst part of this would be concluding running for major political office is a more level playing field than trying to get someone to write about your demo
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
the worst part of this would be concluding running for major political office is a more level playing field than trying to get someone to write about your demo
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this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA
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Working on a post and just learned that "zombies eat brains" only goes back to "Return of the Living Dead" in 1985. Before that, they just ate flesh.
Put another way: brains are a zombie fad diet from the 1980s
Put another way: brains are a zombie fad diet from the 1980s
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Working on a post and just learned that "zombies eat brains" only goes back to "Return of the Living Dead" in 1985. Before that, they just ate flesh.
Put another way: brains are a zombie fad diet from the 1980s
Put another way: brains are a zombie fad diet from the 1980s
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Usha Vance didn’t like her husband suggesting she needed to be fixed. She made him sleep on the couch but for some reason that didn’t work.
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
JD Vance slammed for saying he hopes his Hindu wife will ‘join Christianity’
www.independent.co.uk
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Usha Vance didn’t like her husband suggesting she needed to be fixed. She made him sleep on the couch but for some reason that didn’t work.
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So sad to have your obit be 85% about the objectification you had tried to escape
Bjorn Andresen, a Swedish actor who as a teenager played an ailing composer’s object of unrequited desire in the 1971 film “Death in Venice,” but who resented being objectified by the film’s director who called him “the most beautiful boy in the world,” has died at 70.
Bjorn Andresen, Reluctant ‘Most Beautiful Boy,’ Dies at 70
At 15, he played the muse to an ailing composer in Luchino Visconti’s film “Death in Venice.” He later said he’d felt sexualized by the director.
nyti.ms
October 31, 2025 at 1:07 AM
So sad to have your obit be 85% about the objectification you had tried to escape
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This is the worst timeline because you don't get cyberpsychosis from augmenting yourself beyond all human limits, but because dipshits think their AI girlfriend loves them more than the stripper who always says "Hi".
ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback
youtu.be
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This is the worst timeline because you don't get cyberpsychosis from augmenting yourself beyond all human limits, but because dipshits think their AI girlfriend loves them more than the stripper who always says "Hi".
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This is going to get incredible use as a meme
The Pope has a baseball bat and he knows how to use it - be warned JD
October 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This is going to get incredible use as a meme
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This is what I assume it was like to DM for the worst of the CharOp people during 3.5 Dungeons and Dragons.
October 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This is what I assume it was like to DM for the worst of the CharOp people during 3.5 Dungeons and Dragons.
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This Planescape: Torment reboot sucks
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
October 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This Planescape: Torment reboot sucks
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LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
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Polls show that only 33% of Americans blame Democrats for the shutdown. But at this Atlantic staff Zoom meeting, that percentage feels much higher.
October 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Polls show that only 33% of Americans blame Democrats for the shutdown. But at this Atlantic staff Zoom meeting, that percentage feels much higher.
It's weirdly ritualized
Pocas veces se ha podido captar a dos linces ibéricos machos retándose.
October 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
It's weirdly ritualized