Crash of the Mellifera
@mellifera-crash.bsky.social
An audio dramedy... in SPACE! You know, where stars and stuff are!
Join cruise director AI "Worker B" and Captain Arthur Winnipeg as they try to survive the cruise of a lifetime. First two seasons out on all major podcast players.
morganlanewrites.com
Join cruise director AI "Worker B" and Captain Arthur Winnipeg as they try to survive the cruise of a lifetime. First two seasons out on all major podcast players.
morganlanewrites.com
Hey y'all! I updated the Season 3 Episode 2 upload after noticing the voices for Barkeep and Ashford were pretty quiet in parts.
ALSO! We will be posting a blooper reel for our December release so we can all kick back for the holidays. Stay safe out there kids!
ALSO! We will be posting a blooper reel for our December release so we can all kick back for the holidays. Stay safe out there kids!
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Hey y'all! I updated the Season 3 Episode 2 upload after noticing the voices for Barkeep and Ashford were pretty quiet in parts.
ALSO! We will be posting a blooper reel for our December release so we can all kick back for the holidays. Stay safe out there kids!
ALSO! We will be posting a blooper reel for our December release so we can all kick back for the holidays. Stay safe out there kids!
I DID IT GUYS I PROMISE! The second episode of season 3 is out now! www.morganlanewrites.com/work/mellifera
Crash of the Mellifera — Morgan Lane Writes
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December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I DID IT GUYS I PROMISE! The second episode of season 3 is out now! www.morganlanewrites.com/work/mellifera
Hey howdy hey, delightful consumers! I misread my calendar when figuring out when the next ep will be coming out the first time, so now it's coming out December 1. See you then!*
*Disclaimer: I will almost certainly not actually see you.
*Disclaimer: I will almost certainly not actually see you.
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hey howdy hey, delightful consumers! I misread my calendar when figuring out when the next ep will be coming out the first time, so now it's coming out December 1. See you then!*
*Disclaimer: I will almost certainly not actually see you.
*Disclaimer: I will almost certainly not actually see you.
Just posted the first episode of season 3: Down the Rabbit Hole! While Winnipeg follows Tomer down a large hole, the other members of team Stranded-On-Planet-Bug-Aliens have friction amongst themselves. www.morganlanewrites.com/work/mellifera
Crash of the Mellifera — Morgan Lane Writes
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October 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just posted the first episode of season 3: Down the Rabbit Hole! While Winnipeg follows Tomer down a large hole, the other members of team Stranded-On-Planet-Bug-Aliens have friction amongst themselves. www.morganlanewrites.com/work/mellifera
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Swalwell: There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions
September 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Swalwell: There’s going to be a Democratic majority in just over a year. To the FCC chairperson and anyone in involved in these dirty deals: get a lawyer and save your records because you’re going to be in this room answering questions
Hey US, mask up out there if you need to. They've made it nearly impossible to get the COVID vaccine in my home state.
Also. Don't let all the Charlie Kirk hogwash act as a smokescreen. Barring the insane giant Epstein file connections, Trump's economy is failing. He is a failure. Don't forget it.
Also. Don't let all the Charlie Kirk hogwash act as a smokescreen. Barring the insane giant Epstein file connections, Trump's economy is failing. He is a failure. Don't forget it.
September 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Hey US, mask up out there if you need to. They've made it nearly impossible to get the COVID vaccine in my home state.
Also. Don't let all the Charlie Kirk hogwash act as a smokescreen. Barring the insane giant Epstein file connections, Trump's economy is failing. He is a failure. Don't forget it.
Also. Don't let all the Charlie Kirk hogwash act as a smokescreen. Barring the insane giant Epstein file connections, Trump's economy is failing. He is a failure. Don't forget it.
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Walz: This is North Korea style stuff. And it's being done because this is a weak, thin skinned man who's failing as a president. All of the things he promised are not happening.
It's a it's our most cherished freedom to point out very clearly, this is a terrible president
It's a it's our most cherished freedom to point out very clearly, this is a terrible president
September 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Walz: This is North Korea style stuff. And it's being done because this is a weak, thin skinned man who's failing as a president. All of the things he promised are not happening.
It's a it's our most cherished freedom to point out very clearly, this is a terrible president
It's a it's our most cherished freedom to point out very clearly, this is a terrible president
Hey folks! In lieu of me postponing the Season 3 release, Lukas and I made a lil short to tide you over. Enjoy! www.morganlanewrites.com/work/mellifera
Crash of the Mellifera — Morgan Lane Writes
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September 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Hey folks! In lieu of me postponing the Season 3 release, Lukas and I made a lil short to tide you over. Enjoy! www.morganlanewrites.com/work/mellifera
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I have a dream…
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
August 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I have a dream…
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
That one day people will care about children the way they care about embryos.
OFFICIAL APIS ANNOUNCEMENT: An upper manager in our loving corporate family needs time to recover from a loss. Release of regularly scheduled programing is now postponed until October. Until then, SHOP APIS. ONLY SHOP APIS.
(yeah something happened and I thought I was over it but I wasn't lol)
(yeah something happened and I thought I was over it but I wasn't lol)
August 28, 2025 at 12:01 PM
OFFICIAL APIS ANNOUNCEMENT: An upper manager in our loving corporate family needs time to recover from a loss. Release of regularly scheduled programing is now postponed until October. Until then, SHOP APIS. ONLY SHOP APIS.
(yeah something happened and I thought I was over it but I wasn't lol)
(yeah something happened and I thought I was over it but I wasn't lol)
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YES. MORE OF THIS. INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS (but not the bleach).
Abbe Lowell and I represent CDC Director #SusanMonarez. Contrary to govt statements, Dr. Monarez has neither resigned nor yet been fired. She will not resign. We have issued the following statement:
August 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
YES. MORE OF THIS. INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS (but not the bleach).
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#ThrowbackThursday: In 1980 the 🌍🌎🌏 was declared #smallpox free, thanks to mass vaccination efforts.
Smallpox was an acute contagious disease caused by the variola virus. It was one of the most devastating diseases known to humanity. #VaccinesWork
Smallpox was an acute contagious disease caused by the variola virus. It was one of the most devastating diseases known to humanity. #VaccinesWork
August 28, 2025 at 9:17 AM
#ThrowbackThursday: In 1980 the 🌍🌎🌏 was declared #smallpox free, thanks to mass vaccination efforts.
Smallpox was an acute contagious disease caused by the variola virus. It was one of the most devastating diseases known to humanity. #VaccinesWork
Smallpox was an acute contagious disease caused by the variola virus. It was one of the most devastating diseases known to humanity. #VaccinesWork
HEY FOLKS! This has been a crazy month, so I'm giving us an extended deadline to finish this episode. Current plan is to have the first ep of Season 3 release on August 31, not the Monday before. Thanks for your patience, and keep being wonderful consumers! #cotm #queerpodcasts #scifi
August 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
HEY FOLKS! This has been a crazy month, so I'm giving us an extended deadline to finish this episode. Current plan is to have the first ep of Season 3 release on August 31, not the Monday before. Thanks for your patience, and keep being wonderful consumers! #cotm #queerpodcasts #scifi
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This is a company DOL cited for horrific child labor violations under the Biden administration.
Hmmm, wonder who's going to work there now that the adults are being deported?
Hmmm, wonder who's going to work there now that the adults are being deported?
Hundreds of meatpacking workers with work permits lose their jobs after Trump immigration crackdown
More than 200 employees in Iowa who had been working legally at a JBS facility lost their legal status and work permits after the federal government ended a series of immigration programs.
www.nbcnews.com
July 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This is a company DOL cited for horrific child labor violations under the Biden administration.
Hmmm, wonder who's going to work there now that the adults are being deported?
Hmmm, wonder who's going to work there now that the adults are being deported?
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Trust science!
Why does the Vaccine Injury Compensation Program (VICP) exist?
Despite what 🧠🪱 &co say, reputable vaccine scientists have always said vaccine injuries are RARE but real
We thought folks taking this incredibly small risk to protect themselves and their community should have support
Let's dive in 👇🧵
Despite what 🧠🪱 &co say, reputable vaccine scientists have always said vaccine injuries are RARE but real
We thought folks taking this incredibly small risk to protect themselves and their community should have support
Let's dive in 👇🧵
July 30, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Trust science!
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A coyote killed a stray cat and left it on our lawn and my wife said "oh no make sure RFK doesn't find out or he'll be here with a bib and utensils in 10 minutes" and added some much needed levity to an otherwise depressing situation
July 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
A coyote killed a stray cat and left it on our lawn and my wife said "oh no make sure RFK doesn't find out or he'll be here with a bib and utensils in 10 minutes" and added some much needed levity to an otherwise depressing situation
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goddamn this guy is good
Mamdani: I would say that for the former governor to have spent an entire day speaking almost exclusively about me and barely about the New Yorkers who have been killed is indicative of the very politics New Yorkers want to leave in the past.
July 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
goddamn this guy is good
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i'm sorry for posting facts:
July 30, 2025 at 6:36 AM
i'm sorry for posting facts:
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BREAKING: A Senate committee has just approved a bill to ban stock trading for members of Congress, the VP, and the President.
The bill can now go before the Senate.
The bill can now go before the Senate.
July 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
BREAKING: A Senate committee has just approved a bill to ban stock trading for members of Congress, the VP, and the President.
The bill can now go before the Senate.
The bill can now go before the Senate.
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I remember when this happened.
July 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I remember when this happened.
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Analysis | Democrats preach tolerance. But their opposition to Stephen Miller and Emil Bove shows a pattern of prejudice against morally vacuous ghouls.
July 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Analysis | Democrats preach tolerance. But their opposition to Stephen Miller and Emil Bove shows a pattern of prejudice against morally vacuous ghouls.
Our next (and possibly last) bonus episode has been posted! Listen here or on your podcatcher of choice #cotm #audiodrama #podcasts www.morganlanewrites.com/work/mellifera
Crash of the Mellifera — Morgan Lane Writes
www.morganlanewrites.com
July 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Our next (and possibly last) bonus episode has been posted! Listen here or on your podcatcher of choice #cotm #audiodrama #podcasts www.morganlanewrites.com/work/mellifera