Fear of Melissing Out
@melissingout.bsky.social
Melissa
She/her, 28
magic
pfp @thisdogllhunt
She/her, 28
magic
pfp @thisdogllhunt
Does anyone know where soul meets body
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Does anyone know where soul meets body
if ur gonna get a bunch of piercings in one ear only I recommend not the one you primarily sleep on
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
if ur gonna get a bunch of piercings in one ear only I recommend not the one you primarily sleep on
My friends when I borrow a 75 and go 1-3 drop
November 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
My friends when I borrow a 75 and go 1-3 drop
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barista: Hi how can I help you today
me: can I get a flat what
barista: what
me: great thank you
me: can I get a flat what
barista: what
me: great thank you
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
barista: Hi how can I help you today
me: can I get a flat what
barista: what
me: great thank you
me: can I get a flat what
barista: what
me: great thank you
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deadly sin tier list:
S tier: Sloth, Lust
A tier: Gluttony
B tier: Pride
C tier: Wrath
F tier: Envy, Greed
S tier: Sloth, Lust
A tier: Gluttony
B tier: Pride
C tier: Wrath
F tier: Envy, Greed
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 PM
deadly sin tier list:
S tier: Sloth, Lust
A tier: Gluttony
B tier: Pride
C tier: Wrath
F tier: Envy, Greed
S tier: Sloth, Lust
A tier: Gluttony
B tier: Pride
C tier: Wrath
F tier: Envy, Greed
the amount of micro psychic damage i take on a daily basis from the clock on my forklift being an hour and 18 minutes ahead
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
the amount of micro psychic damage i take on a daily basis from the clock on my forklift being an hour and 18 minutes ahead
any frogs want to play games
“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
any frogs want to play games
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“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”
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I take back everything nice I ever said about The Last Jedi.
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I take back everything nice I ever said about The Last Jedi.
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your pets cannot talk to you through buttons you buy off instagram. the only people who want you to think that are people selling buttons on instagram
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 PM
your pets cannot talk to you through buttons you buy off instagram. the only people who want you to think that are people selling buttons on instagram
been putting off the switch, what are the daily use differences between tidal and apple music
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
been putting off the switch, what are the daily use differences between tidal and apple music
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SON: Mom, the dryer has been broken for months.
DAUGHTER: The toilet has fallen through the floor.
ME: Whenever you guys gang up on me you start speaking in duolingo sample sentences
CPS KNOCKING ON DOOR: Good evening. We hope we didn't interrupt dinner. We are here to help.
DAUGHTER: The toilet has fallen through the floor.
ME: Whenever you guys gang up on me you start speaking in duolingo sample sentences
CPS KNOCKING ON DOOR: Good evening. We hope we didn't interrupt dinner. We are here to help.
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
SON: Mom, the dryer has been broken for months.
DAUGHTER: The toilet has fallen through the floor.
ME: Whenever you guys gang up on me you start speaking in duolingo sample sentences
CPS KNOCKING ON DOOR: Good evening. We hope we didn't interrupt dinner. We are here to help.
DAUGHTER: The toilet has fallen through the floor.
ME: Whenever you guys gang up on me you start speaking in duolingo sample sentences
CPS KNOCKING ON DOOR: Good evening. We hope we didn't interrupt dinner. We are here to help.
ran out of carrots, apricots, and car jolly ranchers all on the same day
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
ran out of carrots, apricots, and car jolly ranchers all on the same day
when someone says theyre enjoying an album you recommended and you don't want to respond with words lest the experience be disrupted
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
when someone says theyre enjoying an album you recommended and you don't want to respond with words lest the experience be disrupted
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If I say "damn it's 89 degrees in Nov 😔" and you say "I'll take it over the cold" I'm gonna squirt you with a squirt gun
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If I say "damn it's 89 degrees in Nov 😔" and you say "I'll take it over the cold" I'm gonna squirt you with a squirt gun
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u ever like. seen women?
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
u ever like. seen women?
will I ever not be subject to my baser mental instincts
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
will I ever not be subject to my baser mental instincts
someone give me permission to skip Thanksgiving
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
someone give me permission to skip Thanksgiving
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if anyone is planning on going to Spotlight Richmond in March, Ratboys is playing on Saturday
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
if anyone is planning on going to Spotlight Richmond in March, Ratboys is playing on Saturday
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flaunting your life jogging around a graveyard
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
flaunting your life jogging around a graveyard
lol I did this when I did commentary
If there’s one thing sportscasters love, it’s to actually have spoken with this player yesterday
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
lol I did this when I did commentary