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Melissa V. Hofelich
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Reader, gamer, lurker. Copy Editor, Nightmare Magazine.
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The Breakfast Club turns 40 today
February 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Tired: Goat yoga.

Wired: Opossum yoga.

Yes, you read that correctly. Yoga with friendly opossums is an actual thing in Indiana. Check out the photos for a small dose of joy.

‘Poses with ‘Possums’ offers chance to move, connect with nature and raise awareness www.chicagotribune.com/2025/01/21/p...
‘Poses with ‘Possums’ offers chance to move, connect with nature and raise awareness
Downward ‘possum might not be a traditional yoga pose but Shadow, Twig and Flapjack are trying to change that.
www.chicagotribune.com
February 17, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Surprise! 🎊🎉🎈

The Kickstarter for my new upcoming release—Incendiary: poems & essays— is live!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ger...
Incendiary
Poems & Essays
www.kickstarter.com
February 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
A most enjoyable evening.
January 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I miss Sassy Magazine.
January 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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In other news, I’m going back to school because tech is literally killing me with the stress of the constant search for work.

I’m a Black single mom with PTSD and ADHD and could *really* use your help bridging the income gap. Please help?

gofund.me/db894df3
Donate to Empower Tonia: A Single Mom's Quest for a Stable New Career, organized by Tonia Ransom
Hi! I'm Tonia. I'm a single mom with PTSD and ADHD, and an un… Tonia Ransom needs your support for Empower Tonia: A Single Mom's Quest for a Stable New Career
gofund.me
January 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The banner image on my profile is the woods where I grew up. It makes me smile every time I look at the photo. I love where I live now, but I will never not miss where I grew up. My only regret about moving away is that we don't have teleporters yet,
January 11, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Well! Infinity Nikki was suggested to me, and my entire evening just went poof! Definitely magic.
December 24, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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For those going home to visit family this weekend:

• Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus
• LG calls it TruMotion
• Sony calls it Motionflow
• Roku calls it Action Smoothing
• Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement
• Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.
November 25, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I don't post much. I've always been more of a lurker. But I'm here.
November 14, 2024 at 4:32 AM
@margueritekenner.bsky.social Alex told me to go look at your Twiglet photos and I'm so glad I did. What a cutie! 😻
October 5, 2024 at 10:35 PM
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Scare Up the Vote DON'T MISS this HUGE event to make history for Kamala Harris! Live online event with appearances from Stephen King, Tananarive Due, Cynthia Pelayo, Bryan Fuller (Hannibal), Scott Derrickson (The Black Phone), Don Mancini (creator of Chucky) & MANY MORE!
REGISTER scareupthevote.com
October 2, 2024 at 12:22 AM
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Do you have any idea how much work it takes to feed a family of tentacles?

The unwashed souls of hapless fools just don't grow on trees!!!

So, if you've ever enjoyed the weirdness we've added to your life, please consider supporting @escapeartists.net on our Patreon!
www.patreon.com/EAPodcasts
Get more from Escape Artists Foundation on Patreon
Bringing free and accessible short fiction to a global audience
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September 24, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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You can even vote for @castofwonders.org in the who-are-we-kidding-LeVar-Burton-is-winning-that podcast category!
August 13, 2024 at 2:34 PM
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Who has an awesome team and made the semiprozine longlist?
@castofwonders.org that's who!
August 13, 2024 at 2:44 PM
I've been seeing a lot of fireflies this year. It makes me very happy.
June 18, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Nitzer Ebb makes for excellent workout music. MUSCLE AND HATE!
February 13, 2024 at 7:16 PM
I just spent five minutes looking for my phone, which I was holding in my right hand the entire time. So how's your Monday going?
February 5, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Mental illness is illness. It's not a fucking moral failing.
December 30, 2023 at 2:14 AM
One of my cats abandoned a warm sunbeam for my lap. There's a Christmas miracle for you.
December 24, 2023 at 4:54 PM
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Great news! We'll be opening to submissions in January for the first time in over a year!
Check out our submissions guidelines page for details:
adamant.moksha.io/publication/...
Moksha
adamant.moksha.io
November 16, 2023 at 11:29 PM
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If you don’t like to write and need a plagiarism machine to help you come up with ideas, have you considered maybe writing is not for you? 🤔
So call me old fashioned, but when I see writers in private groups talking about how they use AI programs to write/plot/brainstorm/worldbuild, I know I don't need to bother giving them a damn penny of my money.

So that helps.
November 15, 2023 at 2:29 AM
Earl Grey with lavender to accompany today's edit session. So fragrant and lovely on an autumn morning with just the barest hint of a chill in the air.
October 13, 2023 at 3:34 PM
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Have you listened to Afflicted yet?

If you like:
- Lovecraft Country
- True Blood
- hoodoo
- an incredibly diverse cast

You'll like Afflicted! Listen now:
Afflicted: A Horror Thriller Audio Drama
Lovecraft Country meets True Blood in this new series from award-winning producers Tonia Ransom and Jen Zink. In season one, a small East Texas town suffers supernatural disasters caused by a demonic ...
afflictedaudio.com
September 28, 2023 at 3:45 PM
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Also check out my author interview, where I talk about the inspiration for my story, and what it's like working at a school during the lockdown drill era.
October 4, 2023 at 9:29 PM