melbournebitter.bsky.social
@melbournebitter.bsky.social
Trained observer.
Reposted
Record-breaking Sydney funnel-web spider dubbed ‘Hemsworth’ to be milked for venom
Record-breaking Sydney funnel-web spider dubbed ‘Hemsworth’ to be milked for venom
Step aside, Colossus. Be gone, Hercules. The Australian Reptile Park has recorded its largest male specimen so far * Follow our Australia news live blog for latest updates First there was Colossus, then Hercules … now, Thor. Among the Australian…
www.theguardian.com
January 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I've logged on and trying to muster my 2011 Twitter energy.
January 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Reposted
All good wishes for 1963.
December 31, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Reposted
Sorry this postcard doesn't really show a great deal of the organ, but it seems to be a fairly powerful beast.
December 18, 2024 at 3:43 PM
No
Beef tallow — rendered fat from around a cow’s organs — has become a popular ingredient in cosmetic products. But dermatologists warn that just because something is natural doesn’t mean you should put it on your face.
People Are Putting Beef on Their Faces. What Could Go Wrong?
Natural, tallow-based cosmetics can be made at home or bought from artisans. Doctors aren’t thrilled, but they’re all the rage on TikTok.
www.nytimes.com
December 17, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Reposted
Finding it very difficult to choose my favourite part of this news article.
www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
December 9, 2024 at 10:10 AM
Reposted
When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
December 5, 2024 at 1:08 PM
Reposted
Sleigh bells. Are you listening? (Pause) No. Just the sound of boots on snow, dead men’s feet on graveyard gravel. (Pause) I thought that. (Pause) Did you? (Pause) No. (Pause) Shall we build a snowman (Pause) In the meadow? (Pause.) Yes. (Ridiculously long pause) No

Walking In A Pinter Wonderland
December 5, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Reposted
Morning. ☕️
December 1, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Reposted
From Airplane! to The Naked Gun, Jim Abrahams was a pioneer of spoof comedy
From Airplane! to The Naked Gun, Jim Abrahams was a pioneer of spoof comedy
The writer and director, who died this week, helped to define what big screen spoofs would look like in the decades after * Jim Abrahams, co-creator of Airplane! and The Naked Gun, dies aged 80 Very few people can honestly claim to have changed the…
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2024 at 8:08 PM
When will I stop reading "bsky" as "banksy"?
November 26, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Reposted
November 26, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Reposted
about time someone called that motherfucker out
January 19, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Reposted
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Reposted
Does this banana scare you? The harsh reality of life with an unusual phobia
Does this banana scare you? The harsh reality of life with an unusual phobia
The news that a Swedish politician has rooms swept for the fruit prompted online mockery last week. But for those who face bizarre and irrational fears – from buttons to crumpets – the everyday struggle is far from amusing As ever when it comes to…
dlvr.it
November 21, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Reposted
You haven’t been talking to Empire have you mate
Like this post if you're excited that *this guy* is back for #Andor Season 2
November 14, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Tonight's nightmare (wait for the snowman)
I regret to inform you that there's no going back after clicking play on this.
I've just seen this and I'm not suffering alone.

And you thought the snowman in Shaky's video was terrifying enough...
youtu.be/bTAM_z-amho
November 20, 2024 at 10:08 AM
how is this shit allowed on the air? www.theguardian.com/media/2024/n...
November 19, 2024 at 9:37 PM
Reposted
They've hit him with the '12 days of Christmas' rap sheet
November 18, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Tonight's nightmare
The Peruvian authorities arrested a man trying to board a plane last week in Lima while carrying 320 tarantulas, 110 centipedes and nine bullet ants, according to the National Forest and Wildlife Service of Peru.
Man Hiding Tarantulas, Centipedes and Ants Is Stopped From Boarding Flight
Officials in Lima, Peru, said the endangered spiders had been taken from the Amazon basin. The man was flying to South Korea.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2024 at 11:16 AM
Reposted
“I’ve noticed I’m not in your starter pack. Any particular reason for that?”
November 17, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Reposted
*hits buzzer*

“Get me out of here?”
November 15, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Reposted
November 10, 2024 at 2:39 AM