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I singlehandedly brought this orchid back from the dead so I’m not sure what else you want from me
May 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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www.newsweek.com/luigi-mangio...

Luigi fans, it looks like the DNA evidence is 'fruit from a poison tree'. Cops took DNA without consent from a slice of pizza they gave him. It also seems they likely didn't have probable cause for arrest initially.

Free Luigi!
Luigi Mangione's lawyers say police used snacks to obtain DNA
A new Pennsylvania filing from Mangione's lawyers accuses the Altoona Police Department of illegally obtaining his DNA with snacks at the police station.
www.newsweek.com
March 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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today
February 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Patrick Mahomes… it’s time to get yo CDL 😭😭😭😭😭
February 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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No disrespect, but your hand looks like Lena Waithe.
I was once told I should be a hand model.
January 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Seems like my choice to switch to Tidal was the correct one because eww.
January 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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No Toys R Us, No Blockbuster, No Circuit City, No Yellow Wendy’s, No Shoney’s, No Party City, No McDonald’s Playgrounds, No Sears, No Candy ladies, No Value City, No Wet Seal, No 5•7•9, No Payless, No Charlotte Russe, No $500 rent, No Radio Shack, No Pizza Hut Buffets, No Nothing! Just Nothing!
a woman is laying in bed with a pillow and giving the middle finger .
ALT: a woman is laying in bed with a pillow and giving the middle finger .
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December 21, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Homemade caramel popcorn.
December 21, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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Children are not their parents' property.
December 20, 2024 at 11:07 AM
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Rihanna and Ester Dean ate with "You Da One". Cause when you have the ONE that song hits HARD 😫🔥
a woman wearing hoop earrings is holding a cup in her hand
ALT: a woman wearing hoop earrings is holding a cup in her hand
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December 20, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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Adulting is so ghetto. Something always costing money....food, car, house/apt, essential items, etc. It never stops. It's always something 🫠
a woman with braids is making a funny face with her tongue out
ALT: a woman with braids is making a funny face with her tongue out
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December 16, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity
December 10, 2024 at 10:46 PM
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Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — there to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories
December 9, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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You expect me to believe that man made it out of New York, dumped the backpack with Monopoly money in it but held on to the silencer and fake IDs he used?

This is getting stupid now.
December 9, 2024 at 5:31 PM
been trying to understand wtf this meant and i’m still not there
pikat.io pikat @pikat.io · Dec 8
hanging out with my gen alpha cousins. the exact meaning of "skibidi" is "good, bad, or somewhere in the middle". very contextual and nuanced word
December 9, 2024 at 2:25 AM
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Yall think he gonna take that wig off now?
December 9, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Name a fictional character who needs their ass beat

I’ll go first, Abuela from Encanto & Ernesto De La Cruz from Coco
December 7, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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De la Cruz is who Dolph was talking about when he said “Same nigga you gettin' high with, he really your enemy”
December 8, 2024 at 8:01 AM
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Me watching a film.

1. Start watching.

2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.

3. Google actor.

4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.

5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.

6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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JA SAYING HE’S NOT GONNA DUNK ANYMORE AND THEN CASUALLY DOING THIS.

HE KNOWS THAT THE GAME OF BASKETBALL NEEDS IT AND I THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE
December 8, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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before coffee: I hate everything

after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
December 4, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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More bad news for the Muskrat.
This is going to be a huge hit to his already ruined social media site.
I love this for him.
European Federation of Journalists to stop posting content on X
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www.thelondoneconomic.com
December 4, 2024 at 2:57 PM