Mark Hill
@mehill.bsky.social
Editor and writer at Inverse, contributor at the Beaverton, words in Wired, the Toronto Star, etc. Previously editor and columnist at Cracked. Fiction: amzn.to/3CWFRSI. Rep: Aevitas.
I am the world's tallest man.
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I am the world's tallest man.
She should look like this in the Wicked movies
🧵 Before Hollywood turned her green, L. Frank Baum’s Wicked Witch of the West looked very different… & she appears only briefly in the 1900 book. 📚
🧙🏼Check out her earliest depictions in these images, & explore more Oz history on our blog ⤵️
blog.archive.org/2025/11/17/t...
#PublicDomain #Oz #Wicked
🧙🏼Check out her earliest depictions in these images, & explore more Oz history on our blog ⤵️
blog.archive.org/2025/11/17/t...
#PublicDomain #Oz #Wicked
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
She should look like this in the Wicked movies
It says this about me too, it’s not a big deal
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It says this about me too, it’s not a big deal
Wow, okay. So I guess we're just ignoring the credible rumours about its behavior.
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Wow, okay. So I guess we're just ignoring the credible rumours about its behavior.
I didn't ask any scientists to watch monkeys kiss. Cure my disease already, you perverts
Humans are far from the only species locking lips. British scientists say they’ve traced kissing to anywhere from 16 million to 21 million years ago, and have found that it was far more common among other species — including orangutans — than previously understood.
Kissing Has Existed for at Least 16 Million Years, Scientists Say
And humans are far from the only species locking lips.
nyti.ms
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I didn't ask any scientists to watch monkeys kiss. Cure my disease already, you perverts
Reposted by Mark Hill
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
Reposted by Mark Hill
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The title of my next book, the 5th in the John Dies at the End series, has been leaked, by me. It will be called,
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
'THERE ARE NO GIANT CRABS IN THIS NOVEL: A Novel of Giant Crabs'
There is a free preview chapter in the paperback edition of I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.
Reposted by Mark Hill
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
TORONTO - With newly released files from notorious sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein implicating President Trump in a world of elite, amoral power players, Canadian businessman Kevin O'Leary has formally...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Kevin O'Leary petitions Trump to have name added to Epstein Files
That's just the plot of Tenet.
“From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible.“
guys.
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
That's just the plot of Tenet.
Sound AND fury? It sounds like this story is going to have it all.
November 17, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Sound AND fury? It sounds like this story is going to have it all.
I think this is just the list of games you get if you Google video games
The Game Awards GOTY nominees leaked:
-Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
-Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Hades II
-Hollow Knight: Silksong
-Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
-Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
-Death Stranding 2: On the Beach
-Donkey Kong Bananza
-Hades II
-Hollow Knight: Silksong
-Kingdom Come: Deliverance II
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I think this is just the list of games you get if you Google video games
$200 is a lot to spend on one pre-order, but if I trust anyone to deliver it's Brockway
Buy it. I'm starting to think it might be good, but that doesn't matter. Buy it to keep me out of prison where I belong.
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
bookshop.org/p/books/i-wi...
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 PM
$200 is a lot to spend on one pre-order, but if I trust anyone to deliver it's Brockway
Why is everyone posting excerpts from Pale Fire this morning
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Why is everyone posting excerpts from Pale Fire this morning
We should all market stuff like the AI guys. If you buy my book you will live 150 healthy years, be graced by a vision of God, and give off a subtle citrus scent that your friends and family will appreciate.
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We should all market stuff like the AI guys. If you buy my book you will live 150 healthy years, be graced by a vision of God, and give off a subtle citrus scent that your friends and family will appreciate.
The NFL may get all the money and attention, but in my mind, nothing beats the Grey Cup and its proud, over-century-long tradition of bringing out the CEO of Coinbase Canada for the Coinbase Coin Toss
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The NFL may get all the money and attention, but in my mind, nothing beats the Grey Cup and its proud, over-century-long tradition of bringing out the CEO of Coinbase Canada for the Coinbase Coin Toss
When you're truly goated with the sauce you don't need a computer to tell you
November 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When you're truly goated with the sauce you don't need a computer to tell you
Waking up to a news alert that the Boys from Brazil is happening
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Waking up to a news alert that the Boys from Brazil is happening
I smell a Sex and the City reboot
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I smell a Sex and the City reboot
It would be nice if Google was useful again because some Reddit communities are way too insular to be useful. "You want to buy a vacuum cleaner that isn't a $2000 European import? Do you WANT to live in filth?" or "Yeah, I guess this PC is okay if you're too lazy, stupid and ugly to build your own."
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
It would be nice if Google was useful again because some Reddit communities are way too insular to be useful. "You want to buy a vacuum cleaner that isn't a $2000 European import? Do you WANT to live in filth?" or "Yeah, I guess this PC is okay if you're too lazy, stupid and ugly to build your own."
"I apologise for the confusion in my previous response. You are correct -- you don't need to beware of false prophets."
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
"I apologise for the confusion in my previous response. You are correct -- you don't need to beware of false prophets."
Can I upend my career in such a way that grants me an exclusive interview with the Times to promote my book
Olivia Nuzzi's memoir is a combustive portrait of America, President Trump and the scandal with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that upended her career.
In an exclusive interview with The New York Times, she recalls the infatuation that consumed her, Kennedy’s use of psychedelics and much more.
In an exclusive interview with The New York Times, she recalls the infatuation that consumed her, Kennedy’s use of psychedelics and much more.
Olivia Nuzzi Did It All for Love
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Can I upend my career in such a way that grants me an exclusive interview with the Times to promote my book
The strangest side effect of all this is that spammers who write "hello dear, i am, billiam gates" suddenly look more credible
Not important but why are all of the people in these Epstein emails writing barely coherent run-on sentences? Do a lot of people email like this??
November 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The strangest side effect of all this is that spammers who write "hello dear, i am, billiam gates" suddenly look more credible
They should pretend it's the exact same character. If you absolutely need an explanation, say Charlie had to go undercover.
This is...wild.
Poker Face with Natasha Lyonne is done on Peacock but Rian Johnson is shopping an immediate reboot with Peter Dinklage.
Poker Face with Natasha Lyonne is done on Peacock but Rian Johnson is shopping an immediate reboot with Peter Dinklage.
Mike Fleming Jr: Peacock Folds On ‘Poker Face’ Season 3; Rian Johnson Wants 2-Season Deal With Peter Dinklage As Lie Detector Sleuth Charlie Cale
Peacock Folds 'Poker Face' Season 3; Rian Johnson Wants A New Deal, Two Seasons With Peter Dinklage As Lie Detector Sleuth
deadline.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
They should pretend it's the exact same character. If you absolutely need an explanation, say Charlie had to go undercover.
a love song to your spouse.
Fill in the blank:
Before you pick your Game of the Year, make sure you play _______
Before you pick your Game of the Year, make sure you play _______
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
a love song to your spouse.
My contribution to The Discourse
"Trump is a pedophile" email raises questions about whether Trump is a pedophile
"Trump is a pedophile" email raises questions about whether Trump is a pedophile
WASHINGTON, D.C. – With many of Jeffrey Epstein’s documents and emails now available to the public, subtle messages from the disgraced financer like “Donald Trump is a sex criminal I have done sex cri...
www.thebeaverton.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
My contribution to The Discourse