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Dario
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I don't have a real life.
Yo what the FUCK
November 15, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hopping in the shower like
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
47 American degrees outside and I just killed a fucking mosquito in my bedroom
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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if they made one of those birdfeeders with a camera but it was to feed me would you buy it
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We do the basically the same thing plus torture for foie gras, and we don't even sink billionaire pleasure yachts!
THEY. DROWN. BLUE. WHALES. AND. KILL. GREAT. WHITES. JUST. FOR. THEIR. LIVERS.
November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Alright y'all, what am I gonna make for dinner?
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The Dario-Vadi Foundation For The Preservation of Mid-Century Italian Automobiles will make good use of that $1.1 million grant
this one is hard af to choose from 😭😭
November 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Think of your favorite celebrity, whether they’re an actor, musician, athlete, whatever.

They’re probably pretty well-off, financially. But they are still closer to auctioning off their possessions to cover medical bills than they are to being a billionaire.
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I'm sure he's saying something stupid but I can't even hear him over that damn eyeliner
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My wife relieved me of that particular responsibility after that Roanoke, VA motel I put us in on the drive down to Alabama
I’d absolutely medal if picking hotel rooms was an Olympic sport.
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I made my first ever tempered-yolk eggnog as a trial run for a nut free option alongside my pistachio coquito at our annual winter drinks party and yeah, we might never see this kind of run again
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I know this isn't breaking news but it's fucking criminal that Draymond will end his career with a only single DPOY while that other French fraud has like a dozen
Draymond Green forcing 4 Wemby turnovers last night

Via: www.reddit.com/r/nba/commen...
November 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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"Underage" is an appropriate term for describing someone under the legal age for drinking, or gambling, or purchasing tobacco products, etc.

It is not an appropriate way to describe a CHILD who has been the victim of a crime.
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I won't choose between them but my favorite anecdote of any musician ever is that, when Coltrane confessed that he wasn't sure how to end his ever-longer, ever more complex solos, Miles said “Why don’t you try taking the horn out of your mouth?”
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Praying for the ground 🙏🙏🙏
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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You know how you used to be extra nice to the weed guy bringing you an illegal thing, right?
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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He’s on a mission from God.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
These early sunsets are killing me but I did make an emergency affogato about it
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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It’s been pretty clear for a while but brought to rack focus today, that successful people are encouraged to view rape as a perk of success and a great many successful people need no encouragement at all.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Probably because it's too good
Oof

*OCTOBER CPI AND JOBS DATA LIKELY WON'T BE RELEASED: WHITE HOUSE
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM