MediocreMe
@mediocreme.bsky.social
Lefty, liberal, wokey kind of fella.
Lover of good food and fine wine, and bad food and cheap wine.
West Brom fan.....we are emerging.
Lover of good food and fine wine, and bad food and cheap wine.
West Brom fan.....we are emerging.
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because nobody wants to listen to Devin play the damn bongos again for six fucking hours
January 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
because nobody wants to listen to Devin play the damn bongos again for six fucking hours
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Allegedly this is Banksy (unconfirmed) but whoever produced it, I agree wholeheartedly!
January 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Allegedly this is Banksy (unconfirmed) but whoever produced it, I agree wholeheartedly!
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Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
January 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Cleopatra lived closer in time to 'yeet' being in the dictionary than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
January 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.
Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.
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Total national shutdown. No planes, trains or buses for the whole of next week 🤣❄️🇬🇧
January 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Total national shutdown. No planes, trains or buses for the whole of next week 🤣❄️🇬🇧
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Follow back people that make you laugh and mute the ones that demand your outrage.
November 22, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Follow back people that make you laugh and mute the ones that demand your outrage.
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heading to biden’s house this new year’s eve
December 28, 2024 at 5:21 PM
heading to biden’s house this new year’s eve
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Two things can be true: It’s a Wonderful Life is a great movie that will still make me cry no matter how many times I see it, and Mary’s terrible alternate reality fate being that she works in a library and wears glasses is unintentionally hilarious.
December 26, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Two things can be true: It’s a Wonderful Life is a great movie that will still make me cry no matter how many times I see it, and Mary’s terrible alternate reality fate being that she works in a library and wears glasses is unintentionally hilarious.
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After watching Gavin and Stacey last night thinking about how hangovers in fiction operate differently to real life.
Fiction.
Rough morning, then you feel better, drink again.
Real life after forty.
24 to 48 hours of existential horror. Heartburn. Nausea at thought of alcohol for a week.
Fiction.
Rough morning, then you feel better, drink again.
Real life after forty.
24 to 48 hours of existential horror. Heartburn. Nausea at thought of alcohol for a week.
December 26, 2024 at 9:19 AM
After watching Gavin and Stacey last night thinking about how hangovers in fiction operate differently to real life.
Fiction.
Rough morning, then you feel better, drink again.
Real life after forty.
24 to 48 hours of existential horror. Heartburn. Nausea at thought of alcohol for a week.
Fiction.
Rough morning, then you feel better, drink again.
Real life after forty.
24 to 48 hours of existential horror. Heartburn. Nausea at thought of alcohol for a week.
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Thus shall you follow in the tradition of your ancestors, and their ancestors before them
December 25, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Thus shall you follow in the tradition of your ancestors, and their ancestors before them
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Shout out to all the local Pakistani and Chinese restaurants and their staff who will be working Christmas.
As the manager at Royal Kabob told me, "Brother, we're always open. Even on the Day of Judgement, we'll be open."
Respect.
As the manager at Royal Kabob told me, "Brother, we're always open. Even on the Day of Judgement, we'll be open."
Respect.
December 24, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Shout out to all the local Pakistani and Chinese restaurants and their staff who will be working Christmas.
As the manager at Royal Kabob told me, "Brother, we're always open. Even on the Day of Judgement, we'll be open."
Respect.
As the manager at Royal Kabob told me, "Brother, we're always open. Even on the Day of Judgement, we'll be open."
Respect.
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Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
December 24, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there?
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
National Suicide Prevention Hotline
Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK)
1-800-273-8255 (USA)
1.833.456.4566 (Canada)
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Santa is a radical leftist.
December 25, 2024 at 3:01 AM
Santa is a radical leftist.
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Merry Christmas, Bluesky!!!
December 25, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Merry Christmas, Bluesky!!!
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The irony is thick here.
December 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
The irony is thick here.
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Just saw this chap in Tesco
It’s not Christmas without 10 bottles of baby oil and a honeydew melon
It’s not Christmas without 10 bottles of baby oil and a honeydew melon
December 24, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Just saw this chap in Tesco
It’s not Christmas without 10 bottles of baby oil and a honeydew melon
It’s not Christmas without 10 bottles of baby oil and a honeydew melon
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Whoever wrote the Christmas carol Silent Night clearly never had kids, by 6 am on Christmas morning Anarchy in the UK by the Sex Pistols is more appropriate.
December 24, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Whoever wrote the Christmas carol Silent Night clearly never had kids, by 6 am on Christmas morning Anarchy in the UK by the Sex Pistols is more appropriate.
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Christmas morning in Kyiv.
Air raid alert.
No power after the missile attack.
Yes, russians attacked our energy infrastructure on Christmas.
I made a #warcoffee before power outage.
Merry Christmas!
Today's Ukrainian art: Mykola Pymomenko (1862-1912), Carols, 1880s. Stolen from Kherson in 2022.
Air raid alert.
No power after the missile attack.
Yes, russians attacked our energy infrastructure on Christmas.
I made a #warcoffee before power outage.
Merry Christmas!
Today's Ukrainian art: Mykola Pymomenko (1862-1912), Carols, 1880s. Stolen from Kherson in 2022.
December 25, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Christmas morning in Kyiv.
Air raid alert.
No power after the missile attack.
Yes, russians attacked our energy infrastructure on Christmas.
I made a #warcoffee before power outage.
Merry Christmas!
Today's Ukrainian art: Mykola Pymomenko (1862-1912), Carols, 1880s. Stolen from Kherson in 2022.
Air raid alert.
No power after the missile attack.
Yes, russians attacked our energy infrastructure on Christmas.
I made a #warcoffee before power outage.
Merry Christmas!
Today's Ukrainian art: Mykola Pymomenko (1862-1912), Carols, 1880s. Stolen from Kherson in 2022.
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They think they are correct to the point of dictating to others. Because if they are correct all others are incorrect…
Soon these MAGA ass hats will “figure out” a “final solution”… always end wit a pile of empty shoes 👟 👞 👠
These are the things Authoritarian Fascism is born from.
Soon these MAGA ass hats will “figure out” a “final solution”… always end wit a pile of empty shoes 👟 👞 👠
These are the things Authoritarian Fascism is born from.
December 23, 2024 at 3:37 PM
They think they are correct to the point of dictating to others. Because if they are correct all others are incorrect…
Soon these MAGA ass hats will “figure out” a “final solution”… always end wit a pile of empty shoes 👟 👞 👠
These are the things Authoritarian Fascism is born from.
Soon these MAGA ass hats will “figure out” a “final solution”… always end wit a pile of empty shoes 👟 👞 👠
These are the things Authoritarian Fascism is born from.
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