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Very nearly an armful
Roast chicken, mashed spuds, sprouts for the record #sproutwatch
December 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
So this post didn't age well. RIP Stanley Baxter
He was funny. Still batting at age 99 btw
Sketches and skits from the Stanley Baxter show – We Are Stanley Baxter
December 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
He was funny. Still batting at age 99 btw
Sketches and skits from the Stanley Baxter show – We Are Stanley Baxter
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I'm oot #whamageddon
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Lynda La Plante as Tamara Novek nursing the bedridden employees of Rentaghost in a tableau reminiscent of Hieronymus Bosch at his most fevered.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Cary Grant
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.

I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Nobody:

Cloudflare:
a r2d2 robot is laying in the dirt next to a rock
ALT: a r2d2 robot is laying in the dirt next to a rock
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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The gardens of heaven.
Durham Lumiere 2025, palace green, elysium garden
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Vinted UK have made a complete mess with new sizing. Absolute shitshow 😂
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Welcome to Canada 🇨🇦; a land of snow.... and the party just began 🤭🙏
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Not sure an airlift rescue would be a highlight of my holiday but yanno, you do you
October 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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15 years (nearly) since my first idea for a funny film trailer made it on to BBC Radio (7!), and I've finally got round to revisiting Geordie Batman. This time in poster form. Made partially with A.I. or should that be "Why Aye" #GeordieBatman #ImBatmanMan
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My childhood books and comics often mentioned boxing someone's ears. I've only just found out that what I've imagined that to be all these years is not what it actually is.
September 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Vaguely wondering what I did to Vinted's algorithm to get this recommendation? 🤔
September 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Slightly diminish a book

The Grapes of Indignance
To Slightly Wound a Mockingbird
Modified Expectations
Baron of the Flies
Slightly diminish a book.

A Room Without a View
Slightly diminish a book.

Hoes
September 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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PRETEND you are a Nautilus by holding a pair of gloves between your teeth.
August 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Bought a nice new pillow. None of my 50,000 pillowcases fits it
a woman is making a funny face and making a funny face with her hands .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face and making a funny face with her hands .
media.tenor.com
August 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Think I'll leave it thanks
August 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Went down an internet rabbit hole and ended up watching a live webcam of people in a beach bar in Fort Lauderdale. How has it come to this? [It's strangely fascinating]
August 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Been Tattoo-ing
August 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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It's Burryman day in South Queensferry.

I love the fact that nobody know why they do it but the tradition continues.
August 8, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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These are genuine posters that have been printed and put up in the window. AI slop is terrible as it is, don't fucking print it!!
August 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM