As Mark Steel observed - that needs a hat on it
December 20, 2025 at 9:44 AM
As Mark Steel observed - that needs a hat on it
And I bet one of them was your Mum
December 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
And I bet one of them was your Mum
Needs a bow tie
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Needs a bow tie
Needs googly eyes 👀
December 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Needs googly eyes 👀
No you are not. A moment's inattention and bang. Unless the usual suspect was involved?
a cartoon cat with the words " it wasn 't me " written above it
ALT: a cartoon cat with the words " it wasn 't me " written above it
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December 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
No you are not. A moment's inattention and bang. Unless the usual suspect was involved?
Rivalling Keithy there in the massive tree stakes
December 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Rivalling Keithy there in the massive tree stakes
The wisdom of Solomon
December 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The wisdom of Solomon
Unless you've actually splashed out and got a bigger tree?
December 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Unless you've actually splashed out and got a bigger tree?
Cunningly angled shot 😅
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Cunningly angled shot 😅
Nar it's the sprouts
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nar it's the sprouts
I dislike spreadsheets and I am not ashamed
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I dislike spreadsheets and I am not ashamed
I approve this boost to our #sproutwatch task force membership. I had sprouts on Wednesday btw. Pork shoulder steak and roasties. Use your imagination.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I approve this boost to our #sproutwatch task force membership. I had sprouts on Wednesday btw. Pork shoulder steak and roasties. Use your imagination.
CPW is a good measure. My boots are actually paying me at this point.
December 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
CPW is a good measure. My boots are actually paying me at this point.
Bonkers algorithms
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Bonkers algorithms
Well obvs. Tracking saw you in a pinny.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Well obvs. Tracking saw you in a pinny.
feat. Charles Bronson, Peter Powell, DLT and John Craven
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
feat. Charles Bronson, Peter Powell, DLT and John Craven