McKenzie
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I’m going to make a noise like a hoop and roll away. {she/her}
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third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine
“Currently, there is no plan for where everyone is sleeping tonight,” the source said, adding that there was an urgent need to find more portable bathrooms and dumpsters for garbage.
June 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
third amendment continues to pull its weight as the secret funniest load bearing cog in america's stupid machine
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as a text-based creature in an increasingly video-first world I'd like to be cherished as a sort of charismatic but doomed animal, to be fed treats in my enclosure until I meet my inevitable demise, after which my taxidermied corpse might greet visitors in a lobby somewhere
May 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
as a text-based creature in an increasingly video-first world I'd like to be cherished as a sort of charismatic but doomed animal, to be fed treats in my enclosure until I meet my inevitable demise, after which my taxidermied corpse might greet visitors in a lobby somewhere
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Everybody should have the level of game and cultural competence as Strawberry Shortcake, I’m just saying
April 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Everybody should have the level of game and cultural competence as Strawberry Shortcake, I’m just saying
Sometimes, I think I’ve grown up. Other times, I see on Insta that John Green’s tour announcement includes my local bookstore and buy the tickets in such a rush that my ticket confirmation email and the bookstore’s email announcement arrive at the same time.
January 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sometimes, I think I’ve grown up. Other times, I see on Insta that John Green’s tour announcement includes my local bookstore and buy the tickets in such a rush that my ticket confirmation email and the bookstore’s email announcement arrive at the same time.
Love to eat an apple and feel like my second favorite mystery author self-insert, Ariadne Oliver.
December 7, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Love to eat an apple and feel like my second favorite mystery author self-insert, Ariadne Oliver.
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please watch this repeatedly until you get the message
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
December 5, 2024 at 8:00 PM
please watch this repeatedly until you get the message
I don’t know that a better photo to explain my interests exists.
December 5, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I don’t know that a better photo to explain my interests exists.
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Panic! Irrespective of Location
January 19, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Panic! Irrespective of Location
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me, when I have to do literally anything at any point during the day:
December 9, 2023 at 12:35 AM
me, when I have to do literally anything at any point during the day:
The reason for the season (Screaming Hashbrown Baby Jesus).
December 7, 2023 at 11:58 PM
The reason for the season (Screaming Hashbrown Baby Jesus).
James Wan is just like me.
December 3, 2023 at 5:17 PM
James Wan is just like me.
When I say I feel like trash, this is what I mean.
November 19, 2023 at 4:51 AM
When I say I feel like trash, this is what I mean.
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Every time an atheist makes a judgement about all religions based exclusively on their experience with Christianity, one non-Christian should be allowed to throw a piece of rotten fruit at them.
November 9, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Every time an atheist makes a judgement about all religions based exclusively on their experience with Christianity, one non-Christian should be allowed to throw a piece of rotten fruit at them.
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The fact that Amazon is both the biggest bookseller and also a publisher itself should be such an antitrust violation but lol
November 3, 2023 at 2:23 PM
The fact that Amazon is both the biggest bookseller and also a publisher itself should be such an antitrust violation but lol
First look for bestie’s wedding weekend 💛
November 2, 2023 at 1:50 PM
First look for bestie’s wedding weekend 💛
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half of halloween decorations are “what if a pumpkin could smile :)” and the other half is “would you like to see a clown stab a dog”
October 27, 2023 at 12:32 AM
half of halloween decorations are “what if a pumpkin could smile :)” and the other half is “would you like to see a clown stab a dog”
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Gonna start criticizing things Klingon-style (saying they “have no honor”)
October 24, 2023 at 1:59 AM
Gonna start criticizing things Klingon-style (saying they “have no honor”)
Time to move my most niche and impassioned plea to bsky: Someone please cast Matt Smith as Lord Peter Wimsey. I need this.
October 23, 2023 at 7:50 PM
Time to move my most niche and impassioned plea to bsky: Someone please cast Matt Smith as Lord Peter Wimsey. I need this.
Living the dream (picking up a coffee order and pretending I’m in The Devil Wears Prada)
October 23, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Living the dream (picking up a coffee order and pretending I’m in The Devil Wears Prada)