Matt 🇨🇦
@mcanada.bsky.social
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.
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Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
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Just a quick note: this stat appeared after only 12 innings of Blue Jays offence 😂😂
October 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just a quick note: this stat appeared after only 12 innings of Blue Jays offence 😂😂
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July 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I just couldn't get this "Dragula" parody idea about cybertrucks out of my head.
All audio had to be done in 1 take with no warmup; I do not have a studio & I didn't want my partner to suffer more than necessary. That's the only thing I'll apologize for.
All audio had to be done in 1 take with no warmup; I do not have a studio & I didn't want my partner to suffer more than necessary. That's the only thing I'll apologize for.
April 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I just couldn't get this "Dragula" parody idea about cybertrucks out of my head.
All audio had to be done in 1 take with no warmup; I do not have a studio & I didn't want my partner to suffer more than necessary. That's the only thing I'll apologize for.
All audio had to be done in 1 take with no warmup; I do not have a studio & I didn't want my partner to suffer more than necessary. That's the only thing I'll apologize for.
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Elbows up, Canada.
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Elbows up, Canada.
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John "Paddy" Hemingway, Last Survivor Battle of Britain Dies at 105
Hitler planned Sept 1940 invasion of Britain. Just 749 fighter planes beat back Luftwaffe 2,550
Paddy shot down 4 times
“Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few"
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/w...
Hitler planned Sept 1940 invasion of Britain. Just 749 fighter planes beat back Luftwaffe 2,550
Paddy shot down 4 times
“Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few"
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/w...
March 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
John "Paddy" Hemingway, Last Survivor Battle of Britain Dies at 105
Hitler planned Sept 1940 invasion of Britain. Just 749 fighter planes beat back Luftwaffe 2,550
Paddy shot down 4 times
“Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few"
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/w...
Hitler planned Sept 1940 invasion of Britain. Just 749 fighter planes beat back Luftwaffe 2,550
Paddy shot down 4 times
“Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few"
www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/w...
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No matter how divided Canada has been by its politics, it’s comforting to know that all party leaders have remained unanimous in their support of Ukraine.
February 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
No matter how divided Canada has been by its politics, it’s comforting to know that all party leaders have remained unanimous in their support of Ukraine.
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I laid the wreathe for Canadians murdered by Nazis in the Abbaye d'Ardennes.
Our young lie in fields all over Europe.
They fought to free others from evil.
For Elon Musk to give the fascist salute and say it's time to "get over nazi guilt" - Fuck him.
And fuck those who say Canada should bend.
Our young lie in fields all over Europe.
They fought to free others from evil.
For Elon Musk to give the fascist salute and say it's time to "get over nazi guilt" - Fuck him.
And fuck those who say Canada should bend.
January 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I laid the wreathe for Canadians murdered by Nazis in the Abbaye d'Ardennes.
Our young lie in fields all over Europe.
They fought to free others from evil.
For Elon Musk to give the fascist salute and say it's time to "get over nazi guilt" - Fuck him.
And fuck those who say Canada should bend.
Our young lie in fields all over Europe.
They fought to free others from evil.
For Elon Musk to give the fascist salute and say it's time to "get over nazi guilt" - Fuck him.
And fuck those who say Canada should bend.
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man remember how there were years of idiotic discourse about whether we should trade this guy for a bucket of tacks
![“Toronto is the first place where I really felt at home. These fans, they’re crazy. They’re the most passionate fans in the world. I know how much those losses hurt, especially to Boston. But I hope they know it kills me, too. Fuck, man. It really does.
“I hope signing [the Leafs’ contract] was a clear message back that I want to be here. This is it. This is home.
“The city and the fans have always been so good to me. I think it’s because they know I’m right there with them. It’s why I love living downtown, stopping to talk, being surrounded by people. I want to feel connected, like we’re in it together.
“When it’s all said and done, I just want to be the guy that was on the team that won the Cup for us. Forget about everything else. That would be the only thing that would matter. That’s why I signed here. I want to win a championship more than anything.”
– William Nylander on being a Toronto Maple Leaf](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ktzrbbhtew3yveoptcn5jycc/bafkreibk6u3vnnfsn5sldjxcdu2ym44mkoka5klkzk5shlk3qd3rhrgrgu@jpeg)
December 2, 2024 at 8:19 PM
man remember how there were years of idiotic discourse about whether we should trade this guy for a bucket of tacks
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MITCH MARNER 🚨
TIE GAME ON THE POWER PLAY
TIE GAME ON THE POWER PLAY
November 14, 2024 at 3:24 AM
MITCH MARNER 🚨
TIE GAME ON THE POWER PLAY
TIE GAME ON THE POWER PLAY
November 13, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Love look at the Argos medical staff
November 10, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Love look at the Argos medical staff
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Canadians: You stupid Americans with your archaic Imperial measurements
Also Canadians:
Also Canadians:
January 29, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Canadians: You stupid Americans with your archaic Imperial measurements
Also Canadians:
Also Canadians: