Michael B. Toole
@mbtoole.bsky.social
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Easy choice if you're a deer deciding where to buy a house
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The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
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Love that the Eagles offensive coordinator is either someone who will be a successful head coach in a year or Blurpo Borpo, a guy who led Holy Cross to the 4th best attack in the Patriot League in 2021
September 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Love that the Eagles offensive coordinator is either someone who will be a successful head coach in a year or Blurpo Borpo, a guy who led Holy Cross to the 4th best attack in the Patriot League in 2021
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Eagles beat the Chiefs so bad they had that man thinking about settling down and starting a family.
August 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Eagles beat the Chiefs so bad they had that man thinking about settling down and starting a family.
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"Public transit is a service, not a business—should public schools have to turn a profit? A powerful transit system can benefit everyone, unless one is so petty as to view the ability of human beings to move from place to place as a zero-sum game to be won"
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Doomsday For SEPTA Is Bad News For Everyone | Defector
SEPTA, the fifth-largest public transit system in the country, is days away from drastic service cuts that would decimate transportation in Philadelphia and its surrounding counties. Plagued by a $213...
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August 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
"Public transit is a service, not a business—should public schools have to turn a profit? A powerful transit system can benefit everyone, unless one is so petty as to view the ability of human beings to move from place to place as a zero-sum game to be won"
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We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
June 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.
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The #Eagles’ 2025 opponents voted 13-1 to ban the push. The other 17 teams voted 9-8.
Weird that the Eagles seem to only be playing the teams concerned with safety and pace of play this year.
Weird that the Eagles seem to only be playing the teams concerned with safety and pace of play this year.
May 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The #Eagles’ 2025 opponents voted 13-1 to ban the push. The other 17 teams voted 9-8.
Weird that the Eagles seem to only be playing the teams concerned with safety and pace of play this year.
Weird that the Eagles seem to only be playing the teams concerned with safety and pace of play this year.
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Is he the first pope to have been in a Wawa?
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Is he the first pope to have been in a Wawa?
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the new pope went to Villanova which means he has definitely had someone look him in the eye and say “Go Birds” at least once in his life
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the new pope went to Villanova which means he has definitely had someone look him in the eye and say “Go Birds” at least once in his life
Turn The Beat Around
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Turn The Beat Around
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New mild swear just dropped.
March 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
New mild swear just dropped.
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people keep tying themselves into knots trying to “understand” Elon Musk even though the answer seems pretty simple…
he’s a huge dork trying to cosplay as what he thinks a cool and strong person is and he’s flying a little closer to the sun every day
he’s a huge dork trying to cosplay as what he thinks a cool and strong person is and he’s flying a little closer to the sun every day
February 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
people keep tying themselves into knots trying to “understand” Elon Musk even though the answer seems pretty simple…
he’s a huge dork trying to cosplay as what he thinks a cool and strong person is and he’s flying a little closer to the sun every day
he’s a huge dork trying to cosplay as what he thinks a cool and strong person is and he’s flying a little closer to the sun every day
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i post this quote from Justified constantly but it really is some of the best life advice you can get
January 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i post this quote from Justified constantly but it really is some of the best life advice you can get