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Jay Mayfield
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Tennessee (loving). Phish (listening). Baseball (watching). Curling (playing).
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is there anything more satisfying than writing a heartblessing nastygram to somebody who really, really deserves it
November 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Nothing more NCAA than saying “We see clear video evidence that the player didn’t touch home plate, was assisted back to the plate in violation of the rules, but… we decided we shouldn’t do anything about that.”

Why have replay at all?
June 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So…. Everything going okay, @royalcaribbeanintl.bsky.social ?

Been getting constant app notifications for the last 20 minutes or so that all say “test subtitle” and a string of numbers.
May 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
There’s nothing quite so delightful as seeing @pftompkins.bsky.social Varietopia in person! Thanks for coming to DC!
May 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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going into 2025 with this energy
December 29, 2024 at 12:29 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 3:02 PM
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pepsi's continued existence baffles me
December 23, 2024 at 4:15 AM
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In this Ohio diner, Campbell still means Glenn. But they do know this: you should never attempt an onside kick with 12 minutes left in the fourth quarter
December 16, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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Getting your ass booed in freezing temps because adult-sized Bobby Hill figured out your third corner couldn’t defend a go route, that’s hell
December 8, 2024 at 6:03 PM
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😉
December 8, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Pretty sure every Paul Rudd character does this but so do I: act like I have something serious to tell my wife and it turns out to be song lyrics
December 7, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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btw I don't want to hear how you know shit about the south i you don't live here

BUT

if you can prove you watched every episode of Floribama shore I'd definitely let you get some takes off
December 5, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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The Vols are NATIONAL CHAMPIONS

In Microsoft Excel
FYI: There was an upset over the favored financial team from the University of Arizona. (2023 champions)

Congratulations! the Tennessee Vols won the 2024 Microsoft Excel Collegiate Championship & $20,000 by 1 ANSWER over 100+ other colleges.

Here's the announcement:
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December 6, 2024 at 2:06 AM
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Also a December song (whether in this version or the original version by the Postal Service):

youtu.be/xm9ONuNAeW0
The District Sleeps Alone Tonight
YouTube video by Birdy - Topic
youtu.be
December 6, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Bees!
November 30, 2024 at 2:06 AM
This is perfection.
Y’all… everyone can go home, the Most Tennessee Story of the Year race is officially over 🫤 🏆

www.wsmv.com/2024/11/27/p...
November 28, 2024 at 1:19 PM
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caillou!
November 28, 2024 at 2:11 AM
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Coziness when you are a little kid absolutely crushes adult coziness, no contest. Like when you think of “cozy” it’s always tied to when you felt cozy as a kid, right? We’re just chasing that vibe?
November 28, 2024 at 2:52 AM
I just got this ad for a… dog hanging cell? Does anyone have a clue what this could be? I’m not a big pet guy but like… I don’t dislike the concept this much. Naturally, the ad itself led to a dead link.
November 27, 2024 at 5:32 PM
November 26, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Getting Indiana into the College Football Playoff
November 24, 2024 at 4:45 AM
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our redshirt freshman Aussie punter kicked it down to the 1 and hit the Heisman pose, I fucking love this team
November 23, 2024 at 10:29 PM
My first meaningful message on this app is this: Bob Iger and Josh D’Amaro will surely be turned away from the gates of heaven and sent to hell for destroying MuppetVision 3-D. I’m… not great right now as it is, but this is Too Damn Much.
November 22, 2024 at 6:35 PM