May B.
@maybo.bsky.social
Hi! Mom of 3 / fledgling entrepreneur / runner / skier / trying to keep current on *all the things* without Twitter.
Letting the kids make the pie by themselves is so very… hard to watch
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Letting the kids make the pie by themselves is so very… hard to watch
regretting some of my early starter pack mass follows 🙈🥴
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
regretting some of my early starter pack mass follows 🙈🥴
“wtf?” - this eagle, probably
September 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“wtf?” - this eagle, probably
Anyone uhhhh know what type of uhhhh fungi this is?
September 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Anyone uhhhh know what type of uhhhh fungi this is?
People to my son: “when is your birthday?”
My son: “same day as Tom Brady’s!”
People: 🤔
My son: “same day as Tom Brady’s!”
People: 🤔
August 3, 2025 at 11:23 AM
People to my son: “when is your birthday?”
My son: “same day as Tom Brady’s!”
People: 🤔
My son: “same day as Tom Brady’s!”
People: 🤔
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Two packs of Doritos falling from a vending machine are some of my fondest childhood memories.
June 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Two packs of Doritos falling from a vending machine are some of my fondest childhood memories.
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Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad
June 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Worth considering that one reason Bluesky doesn't always feel super fun is that current events are relentlessly horrifying and bad
Oldest just asked me if this is what my school desks looked like 💀
June 12, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Oldest just asked me if this is what my school desks looked like 💀
“Mom, I’m going to get some paper from the paper machine”
This is the printer.
This is the printer.
May 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“Mom, I’m going to get some paper from the paper machine”
This is the printer.
This is the printer.
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BREAKING: Vatican sources say new pope's first words to the faithful will be: "Venimus ad te, JD Vance" ("We're coming for you, JD Vance.")
May 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
BREAKING: Vatican sources say new pope's first words to the faithful will be: "Venimus ad te, JD Vance" ("We're coming for you, JD Vance.")
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I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
May 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
If it’s edible I’m buying
This wrapping paper turns everything into bread 🥖
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
Created by Japanese designer Ippei Tsujio
May 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If it’s edible I’m buying
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Do not worry, this is all going to get worse before it gets even worse
May 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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My favorite thing about the ice bucket challenge reemerging at our elementary school is the cackling laughter of the moms doing the filming
April 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My favorite thing about the ice bucket challenge reemerging at our elementary school is the cackling laughter of the moms doing the filming
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this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president
April 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
this would be so funny if this guy wasn’t president
Yep that’d be great
personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down
April 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Yep that’d be great
At our local food pantry 🙌
April 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
At our local food pantry 🙌
My oldest calls my gray hairs tinsel 😂 “mom you’ve got some tinsel hair over here”
April 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
My oldest calls my gray hairs tinsel 😂 “mom you’ve got some tinsel hair over here”
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Mum's fess. Went to her house for easter. My niece offered me some of her easter egg. I said I can't as I'm allergic to chocolate. My Mum laughed & said "oh yes, I forgot to tell you, you're not really, we used to tell you that when you were younger to stop you eating it". I'm 37
April 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Mum's fess. Went to her house for easter. My niece offered me some of her easter egg. I said I can't as I'm allergic to chocolate. My Mum laughed & said "oh yes, I forgot to tell you, you're not really, we used to tell you that when you were younger to stop you eating it". I'm 37
