MaybeBard
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Immaculate Vibes Only. All tweets and ideas are my own. BLM. he/they. Attorney. Huskies & Sounders & spurs.
Nothing I say on this app amounts to legal advice.
Nothing I say on this app amounts to legal advice.
Udogie out till January… why would Ange do this?
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Udogie out till January… why would Ange do this?
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I wish I had spoilers for the ending of this story
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I wish I had spoilers for the ending of this story
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It's largely lost today because we've allowed constitutional law to become the exclusive preserve of lawyers, but the original idea of written constitutionalism was partly one of public education, publicity, & (proto-)democracy—people should be able to read & come to know the law which binds them
The evidence is the text. All you have to do is read the Constitution.
December 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
It's largely lost today because we've allowed constitutional law to become the exclusive preserve of lawyers, but the original idea of written constitutionalism was partly one of public education, publicity, & (proto-)democracy—people should be able to read & come to know the law which binds them
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Some people (not me) use Sunday morning to catch up on their politics, so here was my Say No to AI piece from this week for that. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
The time has come to declare war on AI
"It's now in everything, even if you don't want it there."
www.sfgate.com
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Some people (not me) use Sunday morning to catch up on their politics, so here was my Say No to AI piece from this week for that. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
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In the era of slavery, free black people had to carry their "free papers" with them so they could prove to the authorities that they were free, or else they would be thrown in jail and sold.
BASH: If ICE says it doesn't arrest US citizens, why do we keep seeing incidents of them aggressively pursuing citizens?
HOMAN: I can't tell you how many times an illegal alien claims to be a US citizen. It happens all the time.
HOMAN: I can't tell you how many times an illegal alien claims to be a US citizen. It happens all the time.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
In the era of slavery, free black people had to carry their "free papers" with them so they could prove to the authorities that they were free, or else they would be thrown in jail and sold.
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THREAD: It was supposed to be a routine surgery. So when the doctor stepped out, Sandra Parker wasn’t sure she heard right.
Her husband’s heart couldn’t have stopped for more than 5 or 6 minutes, the doctor was saying.
“That’s not a lot of time,” Mrs. Parker thought. “Is it?”
Her husband’s heart couldn’t have stopped for more than 5 or 6 minutes, the doctor was saying.
“That’s not a lot of time,” Mrs. Parker thought. “Is it?”
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
THREAD: It was supposed to be a routine surgery. So when the doctor stepped out, Sandra Parker wasn’t sure she heard right.
Her husband’s heart couldn’t have stopped for more than 5 or 6 minutes, the doctor was saying.
“That’s not a lot of time,” Mrs. Parker thought. “Is it?”
Her husband’s heart couldn’t have stopped for more than 5 or 6 minutes, the doctor was saying.
“That’s not a lot of time,” Mrs. Parker thought. “Is it?”
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It could take decades to recover from where we are.
My teen, who had dreamt of being an astrophysicist, just told me he wants to go to law school because, “Science isn’t going to be a priority in the US in the future…I don’t want a job where I’ll be constantly worried my funding will be taken away.”
Gutting. How many future scientists have we lost?
Gutting. How many future scientists have we lost?
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It could take decades to recover from where we are.
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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This man did a photo opp of himself destroying homeless people's last possessions.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This man did a photo opp of himself destroying homeless people's last possessions.
‘‘Twas a good wedding gift.
Got married today so spurs gotta win as a wedding gift.
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
‘‘Twas a good wedding gift.
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Since genAI has completely fucked the market for home computers, I guarantee there'll be an article complaining that people are playing older and less resource-intensive games and how this is killing the AAA gaming industry
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Since genAI has completely fucked the market for home computers, I guarantee there'll be an article complaining that people are playing older and less resource-intensive games and how this is killing the AAA gaming industry
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Most teams practice PKs before playoff matches. Miami practices diving and holding their faces.
December 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Most teams practice PKs before playoff matches. Miami practices diving and holding their faces.
I am concerned that Tel and Lucas aren’t seeing any minutes here.
December 6, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I am concerned that Tel and Lucas aren’t seeing any minutes here.
And now the stool sits on Kudus
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
And now the stool sits on Kudus
Kudus having an interesting match. Not sure I’d call it good but not sure what else it is either.
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Kudus having an interesting match. Not sure I’d call it good but not sure what else it is either.
Plenty of daylight left in this one and Frank is already ready to see it out
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Plenty of daylight left in this one and Frank is already ready to see it out
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December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Xavi + Gray or Bergvall HAS to start every home match the way they’ve been. Unacceptable otherwise.
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Xavi + Gray or Bergvall HAS to start every home match the way they’ve been. Unacceptable otherwise.
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Never don't start Xavi again you weird Danish freak
December 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Never don't start Xavi again you weird Danish freak
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Xavi Simons is actually good
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Xavi Simons is actually good
That was the most Brennan Johnson goal from Richy lol
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
That was the most Brennan Johnson goal from Richy lol