Maya
@maya-bb.bsky.social
Some people say my soul is dark but yeah sry I didn't get one of those
Anyone know who invented homework bc i have something to say to them
a south park cartoon character says i hate you so much
ALT: a south park cartoon character says i hate you so much
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September 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Anyone know who invented homework bc i have something to say to them
Why are nice ppl always actual jerks? Now he's saying I shouldn't come working for him bc I'm too young ffs he knew my age and he asked me so why even ask if he's gonna change his mind??
Ok I don't know what's happening rn I just got offered a job and that's kinda like a big deal for me bc I've never had a real job and I don't know what to do
September 4, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Why are nice ppl always actual jerks? Now he's saying I shouldn't come working for him bc I'm too young ffs he knew my age and he asked me so why even ask if he's gonna change his mind??
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When I feel ugly but remember I just pulled a 35 year old. Kidding he's my boss but he's nice ngl
September 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
When I feel ugly but remember I just pulled a 35 year old. Kidding he's my boss but he's nice ngl
Idk maybe I could get used to people texting like do u wanna hang out? and stuff like that it's not that bad tbh
September 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Idk maybe I could get used to people texting like do u wanna hang out? and stuff like that it's not that bad tbh
People being nice to me and wanting to spend time with me are sus fr
September 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
People being nice to me and wanting to spend time with me are sus fr
Guys I think I'm autistic or adhd or both. I'm def not normal
September 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Guys I think I'm autistic or adhd or both. I'm def not normal
I get a job from nowhere, I have like a new bestie and I never get friends, no one's harassing me here. What's going on y'all is this real?
September 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I get a job from nowhere, I have like a new bestie and I never get friends, no one's harassing me here. What's going on y'all is this real?
The harassing idiots are gone where did y'all go?
September 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The harassing idiots are gone where did y'all go?
Ok I don't know what's happening rn I just got offered a job and that's kinda like a big deal for me bc I've never had a real job and I don't know what to do
September 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ok I don't know what's happening rn I just got offered a job and that's kinda like a big deal for me bc I've never had a real job and I don't know what to do
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Also, I absolutely will go fuck myself. I know all the spots and I do that thing I like. How is that even an insult? God damn right I'll go fuck myself. Twice.
August 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Also, I absolutely will go fuck myself. I know all the spots and I do that thing I like. How is that even an insult? God damn right I'll go fuck myself. Twice.
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All kidding aside, you don't like the coffin confetti?
~ me, on my first (and last) day as an undertaker
~ me, on my first (and last) day as an undertaker
August 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
All kidding aside, you don't like the coffin confetti?
~ me, on my first (and last) day as an undertaker
~ me, on my first (and last) day as an undertaker
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Life should come with a guide or some shit because what in the fuck
August 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Life should come with a guide or some shit because what in the fuck
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do the people who try and kill someone with kindness know about hammers
August 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
do the people who try and kill someone with kindness know about hammers
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I’m really, really good at bad decisions.
August 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I’m really, really good at bad decisions.
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My list of people I don't trust isn't that long it's just
1. People
But don't worry. If you're not on the list I might still not trust you
1. People
But don't worry. If you're not on the list I might still not trust you
August 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
My list of people I don't trust isn't that long it's just
1. People
But don't worry. If you're not on the list I might still not trust you
1. People
But don't worry. If you're not on the list I might still not trust you
I make a lot of dark, sarcastic jokes to pretend my life is mysteriously dark but funny. It's not. It's just dark. This is not a joke
August 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I make a lot of dark, sarcastic jokes to pretend my life is mysteriously dark but funny. It's not. It's just dark. This is not a joke
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self-diagnosing as mostly ok
August 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
self-diagnosing as mostly ok
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Life is short. Call your family and tell them you love them
August 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Life is short. Call your family and tell them you love them
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in august
August 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in august
I fucking hate my life!! I had one day of silence and already thought they stopped but no it will never fucking stop. Why is it so important for u pedos to make my life a living hell?? I don't care if you've seen the videos tell ur mom instead and go back to her basement and leave me alone!!!
August 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I fucking hate my life!! I had one day of silence and already thought they stopped but no it will never fucking stop. Why is it so important for u pedos to make my life a living hell?? I don't care if you've seen the videos tell ur mom instead and go back to her basement and leave me alone!!!
Like that time I had hot wings in my room and screamed "Holy mother is fucking Christ! This is so hot!!" I was soo close to getting Family Link reinstalled on my phone
Sometimes I slightly change accepted expressions to fit my mood. Based on reactions I've come to the conclusion people rarely like my mood
July 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Like that time I had hot wings in my room and screamed "Holy mother is fucking Christ! This is so hot!!" I was soo close to getting Family Link reinstalled on my phone
Sometimes I slightly change accepted expressions to fit my mood. Based on reactions I've come to the conclusion people rarely like my mood
July 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sometimes I slightly change accepted expressions to fit my mood. Based on reactions I've come to the conclusion people rarely like my mood