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Maya
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Some people say my soul is dark but yeah sry I didn't get one of those
Anyone know who invented homework bc i have something to say to them
a south park cartoon character says i hate you so much
ALT: a south park cartoon character says i hate you so much
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September 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why are nice ppl always actual jerks? Now he's saying I shouldn't come working for him bc I'm too young ffs he knew my age and he asked me so why even ask if he's gonna change his mind??
Ok I don't know what's happening rn I just got offered a job and that's kinda like a big deal for me bc I've never had a real job and I don't know what to do
September 4, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Morning.
September 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
When I feel ugly but remember I just pulled a 35 year old. Kidding he's my boss but he's nice ngl
September 4, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Idk maybe I could get used to people texting like do u wanna hang out? and stuff like that it's not that bad tbh
September 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
People being nice to me and wanting to spend time with me are sus fr
September 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Guys I think I'm autistic or adhd or both. I'm def not normal
September 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I get a job from nowhere, I have like a new bestie and I never get friends, no one's harassing me here. What's going on y'all is this real?
September 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The harassing idiots are gone where did y'all go?
September 3, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Ok I don't know what's happening rn I just got offered a job and that's kinda like a big deal for me bc I've never had a real job and I don't know what to do
September 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm empty. Pls help
August 8, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Also, I absolutely will go fuck myself. I know all the spots and I do that thing I like. How is that even an insult? God damn right I'll go fuck myself. Twice.
August 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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All kidding aside, you don't like the coffin confetti?

~ me, on my first (and last) day as an undertaker
August 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Life should come with a guide or some shit because what in the fuck
August 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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do the people who try and kill someone with kindness know about hammers
August 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I’m really, really good at bad decisions.
August 2, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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August 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
My list of people I don't trust isn't that long it's just

1. People

But don't worry. If you're not on the list I might still not trust you
August 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I make a lot of dark, sarcastic jokes to pretend my life is mysteriously dark but funny. It's not. It's just dark. This is not a joke
August 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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self-diagnosing as mostly ok
August 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Life is short. Call your family and tell them you love them
August 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in august
August 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I fucking hate my life!! I had one day of silence and already thought they stopped but no it will never fucking stop. Why is it so important for u pedos to make my life a living hell?? I don't care if you've seen the videos tell ur mom instead and go back to her basement and leave me alone!!!
August 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Like that time I had hot wings in my room and screamed "Holy mother is fucking Christ! This is so hot!!" I was soo close to getting Family Link reinstalled on my phone
Sometimes I slightly change accepted expressions to fit my mood. Based on reactions I've come to the conclusion people rarely like my mood
July 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Sometimes I slightly change accepted expressions to fit my mood. Based on reactions I've come to the conclusion people rarely like my mood
July 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM