Jill Ingrid
@maximumjill.bsky.social
Enough audacity to power a small planet.
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If you like wine 🍷 and bikes 🚲 I have a few spots left for this event on Saturday evening at my place. @maximumjill.bsky.social will be schooling us on the best wines you can get on a budget and $30 from each ticket will be donated to @bikeedmonton.bsky.social! #yegbike #yegfood
December 3, 2024 at 7:09 PM
If you like wine 🍷 and bikes 🚲 I have a few spots left for this event on Saturday evening at my place. @maximumjill.bsky.social will be schooling us on the best wines you can get on a budget and $30 from each ticket will be donated to @bikeedmonton.bsky.social! #yegbike #yegfood
One plus side to winter is people don’t run their stupid yoga classes right under my window playing Michelle Branch at max volume
September 11, 2024 at 1:34 AM
One plus side to winter is people don’t run their stupid yoga classes right under my window playing Michelle Branch at max volume
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The definitive ranking of social networks:
1) BlueSky
2) Group chats
3) TikTok
4) People watching in public
5) Lurking Nextdoor
6) Instagram
...
15) Ugh, fine, Facebook
...
47) Linkedin
...
624) Hospital waiting rooms
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837) Angry monkeys eating my face
...
10,000) Twitter
10,001) Threads
1) BlueSky
2) Group chats
3) TikTok
4) People watching in public
5) Lurking Nextdoor
6) Instagram
...
15) Ugh, fine, Facebook
...
47) Linkedin
...
624) Hospital waiting rooms
...
837) Angry monkeys eating my face
...
10,000) Twitter
10,001) Threads
September 4, 2024 at 4:44 AM
The definitive ranking of social networks:
1) BlueSky
2) Group chats
3) TikTok
4) People watching in public
5) Lurking Nextdoor
6) Instagram
...
15) Ugh, fine, Facebook
...
47) Linkedin
...
624) Hospital waiting rooms
...
837) Angry monkeys eating my face
...
10,000) Twitter
10,001) Threads
1) BlueSky
2) Group chats
3) TikTok
4) People watching in public
5) Lurking Nextdoor
6) Instagram
...
15) Ugh, fine, Facebook
...
47) Linkedin
...
624) Hospital waiting rooms
...
837) Angry monkeys eating my face
...
10,000) Twitter
10,001) Threads
Feral rat girl summer arrived but so did these sunglasses so
May 25, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Feral rat girl summer arrived but so did these sunglasses so
Whoops I came outside for a quick coffee before my eye appointment and now I don’t want to do anything else
May 25, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Whoops I came outside for a quick coffee before my eye appointment and now I don’t want to do anything else
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i've noticed there are a lot of people out there who desperately need a bitchy older sister to give them advice they won't like but need to hear, such as "why are you doing your eyebrows like that" and "please go get your hair trimmed, i know you're growing it out but you look so ratty" and thats me
May 21, 2024 at 11:44 AM
i've noticed there are a lot of people out there who desperately need a bitchy older sister to give them advice they won't like but need to hear, such as "why are you doing your eyebrows like that" and "please go get your hair trimmed, i know you're growing it out but you look so ratty" and thats me
I just do my weird autism stuff now. I’m almost 37 I get a pass on brushing my hair in public
May 24, 2024 at 2:09 AM
I just do my weird autism stuff now. I’m almost 37 I get a pass on brushing my hair in public
Gloves are OFF horndogs!
I just found out Bluesky doesn’t do direct messages which explains why a lot of you are being so horny on main.
May 23, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Gloves are OFF horndogs!
DMs exist so you can admit your crush on me, the least consistent Blueskyer with no real takes
May 23, 2024 at 3:48 AM
DMs exist so you can admit your crush on me, the least consistent Blueskyer with no real takes
It’s some small comfort to me that while every Mother’s Day I must remember I am now motherless, my mother is out there somewhere remembering she has one less child. I hope my absence feels heavy on her.
May 11, 2024 at 12:03 AM
It’s some small comfort to me that while every Mother’s Day I must remember I am now motherless, my mother is out there somewhere remembering she has one less child. I hope my absence feels heavy on her.
It’s me, the co-signer and uncredited writer of all my friends’ meanest texts 💅🏻
May 9, 2024 at 12:38 AM
It’s me, the co-signer and uncredited writer of all my friends’ meanest texts 💅🏻
Congratulations to April 1st on again making social media unusable for 24 hours
April 1, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Congratulations to April 1st on again making social media unusable for 24 hours
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my enemies are all idiots responsible for everything stupid. my friends are all misunderstood geniuses who just need a chance
February 29, 2024 at 4:13 PM
my enemies are all idiots responsible for everything stupid. my friends are all misunderstood geniuses who just need a chance
Sarah Ann is like “people are judging me for doing stuff that they observed!! It’s unfair!! I have feelings!”
March 1, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Sarah Ann is like “people are judging me for doing stuff that they observed!! It’s unfair!! I have feelings!”
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I absolutely refuse to do that Twitter thing where 70% of any post I make has to be a disclaimer and preemptive refutation of any possible misinterpretation of whatever point I’m making. I just don’t have time for that shit anymore I have a mortgage.
February 23, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I absolutely refuse to do that Twitter thing where 70% of any post I make has to be a disclaimer and preemptive refutation of any possible misinterpretation of whatever point I’m making. I just don’t have time for that shit anymore I have a mortgage.
Watching Love is Blind and honestly no man looks different when they’ve been confronted with their bullshit cheating
February 24, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Watching Love is Blind and honestly no man looks different when they’ve been confronted with their bullshit cheating
I just feel bad for them
There are like four guys on tinder who will never know how down bad I am for them because they won’t swipe me back
February 23, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I just feel bad for them
There are like four guys on tinder who will never know how down bad I am for them because they won’t swipe me back
February 23, 2024 at 10:46 PM
There are like four guys on tinder who will never know how down bad I am for them because they won’t swipe me back
Yay Taylor Swift won the Super Bowl
February 12, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Yay Taylor Swift won the Super Bowl
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When you swipe away someone in a dating app you should hear them crash into a pile of pots and pans offscreen
January 20, 2024 at 4:16 PM
When you swipe away someone in a dating app you should hear them crash into a pile of pots and pans offscreen
I just found out Bluesky doesn’t do direct messages which explains why a lot of you are being so horny on main.
January 13, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I just found out Bluesky doesn’t do direct messages which explains why a lot of you are being so horny on main.
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they fucked up by making me see mobile game ads so often that now i just feel rage when i look at them. i hope that king from royal match does fucking drown. i hope the butler from gardenscapes pulls the wrong pin and gets eaten by the wolf. i hope that bitch in the cabin freezes AND her baby too
January 8, 2024 at 2:08 AM
they fucked up by making me see mobile game ads so often that now i just feel rage when i look at them. i hope that king from royal match does fucking drown. i hope the butler from gardenscapes pulls the wrong pin and gets eaten by the wolf. i hope that bitch in the cabin freezes AND her baby too
feeling very front camera today
January 4, 2024 at 5:55 PM
feeling very front camera today