Okay well I live there now, so. 🤷🏻‍♀️

So confidently incorrect! Thanks for playing, I trust I don’t need to show you the exits.

There’s not that much green space and there’s a huge parking lot in the middle of it?? It “connects to the valley” via a hill that’s super hard to get down with no path.

So yeah, green space! Yay!

Oh that’s funny because my coworkers used to tell me this all the time and all the madcap adventures we went on

🥹

It’s an enrichment activity, like bingo night at the old folks’ home.

Okay I love you and I’m sorry about Hero but also you missed the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible here

You need to be on a list somewhere

please I am just an old woman let me have this

“Get a job” sent me to space, we have found a replacement for “touch grass”

I learned my lesson from twitter and it made me boring, what’s UP fellas??

Today Spotify served me a daylist entitled “soul crushing corporate friday morning” and I was like OH COME ON