Maxfield Stanton
@maxfieldstanton.bsky.social
35, she/her, funky little shack.
Fix your hearts or die!
Fix your hearts or die!
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NARRATOR: That is very much not the oath they took
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
NARRATOR: That is very much not the oath they took
I've been searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find, to find my samurai
Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need, I need my samurai
All across Japan
Just to find, to find my samurai
Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need, I need my samurai
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I've been searching for a man
All across Japan
Just to find, to find my samurai
Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need, I need my samurai
All across Japan
Just to find, to find my samurai
Someone who is strong
But still a little shy
Yes I need, I need my samurai
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Today marks Trans Day of Remembrance. This day is an opportunity to remember and mourn our trans siblings who have been lost to hate and violence.
As we honor their legacy and remember the past, we can seize their courage and use it to create a brighter and safer future for all of us.
As we honor their legacy and remember the past, we can seize their courage and use it to create a brighter and safer future for all of us.
November 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Today marks Trans Day of Remembrance. This day is an opportunity to remember and mourn our trans siblings who have been lost to hate and violence.
As we honor their legacy and remember the past, we can seize their courage and use it to create a brighter and safer future for all of us.
As we honor their legacy and remember the past, we can seize their courage and use it to create a brighter and safer future for all of us.
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This is really happening. Right now.
November 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is really happening. Right now.
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I have 0% confidence that these files will be:
A. Intact
B. Not Sharpied
C. Legible.
The GOP are fucking liars, criminals and pedophiles.
Nothing they do or say should be trusted. At all. By anyone. Ever.
A. Intact
B. Not Sharpied
C. Legible.
The GOP are fucking liars, criminals and pedophiles.
Nothing they do or say should be trusted. At all. By anyone. Ever.
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I have 0% confidence that these files will be:
A. Intact
B. Not Sharpied
C. Legible.
The GOP are fucking liars, criminals and pedophiles.
Nothing they do or say should be trusted. At all. By anyone. Ever.
A. Intact
B. Not Sharpied
C. Legible.
The GOP are fucking liars, criminals and pedophiles.
Nothing they do or say should be trusted. At all. By anyone. Ever.
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A man Trump pardoned for storming the Capitol has arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Pardoned Capitol rioter tried to bribe child sex victim with promise of Jan. 6 payout, officials say
Andrew Paul Johnson, 44, faces multiple charges in Florida, including lewd/lascivious molestation, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
www.nbcnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A man Trump pardoned for storming the Capitol has arrested on child molestation charges, according to Florida officials, who said he tried to use an anticipated Jan. 6 payout to silence the victim.
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A lot of people didn’t like the Washington Post journalist who was tortured and dismembered with a bone saw for writing critically about the man sitting next to me
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In normaler times, this is front page, above the fold, all caps behavior by an American president
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
In normaler times, this is front page, above the fold, all caps behavior by an American president
Please please please PLEASE die. Putting that on the record. I want this man to die. Don't care how. Please expire. xoxo
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Please please please PLEASE die. Putting that on the record. I want this man to die. Don't care how. Please expire. xoxo
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Parents of children who died in the July 4 floods accused Camp Mystic leadership of gross negligence, saying they “made a hopeless ‘rescue’ effort from its self-created disaster” only when it was too late. nyti.ms/47Pfvma
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Parents of children who died in the July 4 floods accused Camp Mystic leadership of gross negligence, saying they “made a hopeless ‘rescue’ effort from its self-created disaster” only when it was too late. nyti.ms/47Pfvma
a shining, sickening example of evangelical hubris and greed
The families of some of the 25 girls and two teenage counselors who died in catastrophic flooding in Texas on July 4 are suing Camp Mystic and its owners. n.pr/47Ki7lu
Families accuse Camp Mystic of ignoring risks in Texas lawsuit over flood deaths
The families of some of the 25 girls and two teenage counselors who died in catastrophic flooding in Texas on July 4 are suing Camp Mystic and its owners.
n.pr
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
a shining, sickening example of evangelical hubris and greed
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Gift link, @nytimes.com has a massive, never before seen breakdown of how the deadly Camp Mystic floods happened www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
New Videos, Data and Reporting Give a Detailed Account of the Camp Mystic Disaster (Gift Article)
Never-before-published videos, data from smart devices, a crash report and the first interview that Camp Mystic's owners have granted since the July 4 disaster offer the most detailed account yet.
www.nytimes.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Gift link, @nytimes.com has a massive, never before seen breakdown of how the deadly Camp Mystic floods happened www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Father Teaches Son How To Fly Into Rage Over Completely Inconsequential Bullshit https://theonion.com/father-teaches-son-how-to-fly-into-rage-over-completely-1819575391/
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Private prison companies are profiting enormously off this human misery—and they couldn’t be more thrilled:
prismreports.org/2025/10/23/p...
prismreports.org/2025/10/23/p...
November 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Private prison companies are profiting enormously off this human misery—and they couldn’t be more thrilled:
prismreports.org/2025/10/23/p...
prismreports.org/2025/10/23/p...
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
HAPPY THURSDAY TO EVERYONE BUT CHARLES SCHUMER (nothing new, same grievances as yesterday, I just hope he knows no peace for the rest of his days xo)
November 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
HAPPY THURSDAY TO EVERYONE BUT CHARLES SCHUMER (nothing new, same grievances as yesterday, I just hope he knows no peace for the rest of his days xo)
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More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
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still hasn't figured out what dogs do
November 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
still hasn't figured out what dogs do
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Is there ever going to be an interviewer who pushes back and tells him that immigrants seeking asylum is different than insane asylums?
O'DONNELL: Are we going to war against Venezuela?
TRUMP: I doubt it. They emptied their mental institutions and insane asylums into the United States of America
TRUMP: I doubt it. They emptied their mental institutions and insane asylums into the United States of America
November 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Is there ever going to be an interviewer who pushes back and tells him that immigrants seeking asylum is different than insane asylums?
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He’s the guy who helped set your crypto company up for you, helped secure major foreign “investors,” and made you and your sons over a billion dollars. bsky.app/profile/atru...
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
He’s the guy who helped set your crypto company up for you, helped secure major foreign “investors,” and made you and your sons over a billion dollars. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
My favourite of the Cow Tools edits
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Heads up: NBC News reports that the White House will allow "anonymous" donors to contribute to Trump's ballroom project. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
White House will allow anonymous donors to contribute to Trump's ballroom project
While the administration has released a list of some donors for the ballroom addition, an aide told NBC News that "donors also have the option to remain anonymous."
www.nbcnews.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Heads up: NBC News reports that the White House will allow "anonymous" donors to contribute to Trump's ballroom project. www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
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Should have said it in the original German
Stephen Miller on Fox threatens to arrest JB Pritzker for "seditious conspiracy" and says, "to all ICE officers: you have federal immunity in the conduct of your duties. And anybody who lays a hand on you or tries to stop or obstruct you is committing a felony."
October 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Should have said it in the original German
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Source:
Court to consider whether to hear challenge to same-sex marriage on Nov. 7
The court is scheduled to consider whether to hear Kim Davis’ challenge to same-sex marriage at their private conference on Friday, Nov. 7. As a general practice, the court does […]
www.scotusblog.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Source:
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The optics of Trump building a ballroom that 99.9% of Americans will never set foot in while millions line up for food banks are worth more than any policy paper or economic proposal. This image is a visceral punch in the mouth that needs no words. It should haunt the GOP for a generation.
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The optics of Trump building a ballroom that 99.9% of Americans will never set foot in while millions line up for food banks are worth more than any policy paper or economic proposal. This image is a visceral punch in the mouth that needs no words. It should haunt the GOP for a generation.