Lucretius Bourgeois
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Lucretius Bourgeois
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Lefty, office boy, ageing goth. he/him. Likes Everton, video games, Cricket and Landlords.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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yep...more #aurora from Southern Manitoba 😂 the coronas were too fabulous to keep to myself!
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The greatest truck the devil played was making cheap plastic spectacles frames with a glued on logo cost £300 and be fashionable.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I swear they love the attention of being the main character. They just keep going for hours.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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We’ve opened a bookshop!
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
So it'll save a lot of moving furniture and stuff, if all Labour want is Wes's shiny face, if Sir Keir just takes it off him and wears it.
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Just a reminder fellas, go and get checked out, don't think its nothing, it will pass!
Lower back pain (like kidneys)
Pissing more frequently in the day, especially after you've not long been.
Waking up more than once for piss
Broken flow when you pee.
Get a finger up the bum, get the job done 💪
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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shouldn't ai pick the prime minister anyway if it's so good?
November 12, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It occurs to me that the weird creepy robots that techbros keep failing to make are partly rubbish because you've made them humanoid. Which is really complicated and badly balanced. Why? Is it a lack of imagination? There are surely better designs for most tasks.
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Please feel free to share. Got commitments to meet on Friday and have a lot of spare time outside of a very part time role!

Local to Liverpool and Wirral, but can travel in the right circumstances

Thanks pals! 💙

#Liverpool #Jobs #Chef #Hamdyman
#Wirral #ManualLabor
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I am not expecting any kind of parcel or package, except a wedding invite which surely fits in an envelope.

But I have received a delivery note, and it does seem genuine, saying that they can't deliver an item because the sender was £5 short in postage. And I want to know what it is, but also £5...
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Bloody hell, I didn't know the details of Rockstar sacking workers. It looks like overt union busting and shocking flouting of UK employment law.

youtu.be/c9nOwjeznjI?...
The Rockstar Workers Fired Before They Could Finish GTA 6
YouTube video by People Make Games
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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It's Tuesday. It's November. And it's been awhile. So lets tell the story about the eel, the scheming wife who ate it, and the talking magpie that ratted her out!

That's right! It's time for the eel tale from the 1370s blockbuster hit, "The Book of the Knight of the Tower." 1/5
🗃️🧪
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
In a few years time we're going to get so many cheap processors, if we're still alive.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Phone sock
Phone sock
It's a phone sock
And a $230
You'll be taking Apple's Cock
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band:
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Strangely my very much indoor palm with a layer of gravel designed to keep things out of the soil has fungus in the pot. I don't know how it's happened. But also the mushroom looks like this.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Dear Severn Trent,

It surely doesn't come as a surprise that it rains in England, so please make drains that don't overflow and flood roads.

Ta.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Love a bit of Hogarth
Marriage a-la-Mode, 1743: reception during Countess Squanderfield's morning toilette. Paintings on walls hint that she is not exactly respectable! By William Hogarth, born OTD 1697.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Imagine being stupid enough to think a cow will catch a dog. And for that matter, since when did horses eat cows?

One of the first documented nominees for a Darwin award
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Yet again Labour are just cheap. Want to hire a Tory? £10k a day is the going rate. Want a nomination for a 6 figure high powered job? £2,900. No wonder they're the party of business, they have undercut their competition massively.
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Furiously singing "I will survive" when covered in mud, with trench foot and gazing out over no-man's land
New York, London, Paris, Munich, everyone talk about, poppy music.

Off key #Respectival entertainment 👌
And a little entertainment afterwards?
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I am a tolerant person, but the next person that sets off a firework in my earshot is going to get their intestines ripped out and used to strangle them. Shut the fuck up you fucking cunts. It's been three fucking weeks!
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM