Everton The Sitcom
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Long suffering Evertonian, Lagger by trade. I tend to just read everyone else's posts and rarely add anything worth writing home about.
Trying to kick the bollocks out of prostate cancer!
Trying to kick the bollocks out of prostate cancer!
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This was a December ritual for us - get your kid involved in choosing what goes, and explain what you’re doing (in a believer-appropriate way obvs…)
Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This was a December ritual for us - get your kid involved in choosing what goes, and explain what you’re doing (in a believer-appropriate way obvs…)
Ive had a really rough day so this didn't half lift the spirits
Our clubs the best, sent a WhatsApp to Lucy, fan liason, just to say thanks and sent a few pics of the kids from the day, messaged me straight back, we forgot to get your address, we want to give the kids some gifts 💙💙
November 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ive had a really rough day so this didn't half lift the spirits
Our clubs the best, sent a WhatsApp to Lucy, fan liason, just to say thanks and sent a few pics of the kids from the day, messaged me straight back, we forgot to get your address, we want to give the kids some gifts 💙💙
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Our clubs the best, sent a WhatsApp to Lucy, fan liason, just to say thanks and sent a few pics of the kids from the day, messaged me straight back, we forgot to get your address, we want to give the kids some gifts 💙💙
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He’d been there 5mins and already absorbed the spirit of being an Everton fan!
Just shows he’s a born Blue!
Just shows he’s a born Blue!
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
He’d been there 5mins and already absorbed the spirit of being an Everton fan!
Just shows he’s a born Blue!
Just shows he’s a born Blue!
Club just sent us this, Oliver could of looked happier like 😂😂😂
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Club just sent us this, Oliver could of looked happier like 😂😂😂
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The Guardian has this under 'Sport'
I'd have it firmly in the 'Unpleasant, Attention-seeking Gobshite F*cks Around and Finds Out' section
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
I'd have it firmly in the 'Unpleasant, Attention-seeking Gobshite F*cks Around and Finds Out' section
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Joey Barton faces new court case in 2026 for defamation allegations
A civil case brought against Barton by Eni Aluko has been scheduled for May while he faces a potentially massive bill over his guilty verdict at Liverpool crown court
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The Guardian has this under 'Sport'
I'd have it firmly in the 'Unpleasant, Attention-seeking Gobshite F*cks Around and Finds Out' section
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
I'd have it firmly in the 'Unpleasant, Attention-seeking Gobshite F*cks Around and Finds Out' section
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
School run done, Lisa dragged us and the dog back out cos I still feel like shite, need to keep the mind of it.
Gorgeous colours this morning
Gorgeous colours this morning
November 11, 2025 at 10:02 AM
School run done, Lisa dragged us and the dog back out cos I still feel like shite, need to keep the mind of it.
Gorgeous colours this morning
Gorgeous colours this morning
God knows how they've done that, moved the van over they've hit it that hard
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 AM
God knows how they've done that, moved the van over they've hit it that hard
Morning all.
Had about 4 hours broken sleep, goosed.
Volcanic acid reflux is no fun.
Been out with the dog, come back, police and fire here, someone's crashed into a parked car at the end of the street 😂🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Had about 4 hours broken sleep, goosed.
Volcanic acid reflux is no fun.
Been out with the dog, come back, police and fire here, someone's crashed into a parked car at the end of the street 😂🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Morning all.
Had about 4 hours broken sleep, goosed.
Volcanic acid reflux is no fun.
Been out with the dog, come back, police and fire here, someone's crashed into a parked car at the end of the street 😂🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Had about 4 hours broken sleep, goosed.
Volcanic acid reflux is no fun.
Been out with the dog, come back, police and fire here, someone's crashed into a parked car at the end of the street 😂🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Hello!
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
It doesn’t cost anything to repost but it helps me spread the word about my small business.
My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards.
I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing.
gailmyerscough.co.uk
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Everton's form being discussed on the radio just now.....yer man says it's our home form that's just about keeping us above trouble.
Interesting viewpoint.
So I check our away record - 3 losses - at City, Liverpool and that peno at Leeds: 4pts from 5 games.
Liverpool have 6 from 6!
Perception, eh?!
Interesting viewpoint.
So I check our away record - 3 losses - at City, Liverpool and that peno at Leeds: 4pts from 5 games.
Liverpool have 6 from 6!
Perception, eh?!
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Everton's form being discussed on the radio just now.....yer man says it's our home form that's just about keeping us above trouble.
Interesting viewpoint.
So I check our away record - 3 losses - at City, Liverpool and that peno at Leeds: 4pts from 5 games.
Liverpool have 6 from 6!
Perception, eh?!
Interesting viewpoint.
So I check our away record - 3 losses - at City, Liverpool and that peno at Leeds: 4pts from 5 games.
Liverpool have 6 from 6!
Perception, eh?!
Lovely email from the club there, they are going to put my story up on the Everton website 💙
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Lovely email from the club there, they are going to put my story up on the Everton website 💙
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~ Syd Barrett, 1967.
This acids saying I'm not napping 🤦♂️
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
~ Syd Barrett, 1967.
This acids saying I'm not napping 🤦♂️
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This acids saying I'm not napping 🤦♂️
Session 5 out the way, horrific heartburn, feel knackered, but we'll worth it.
Nap time!!!
Nap time!!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Session 5 out the way, horrific heartburn, feel knackered, but we'll worth it.
Nap time!!!
Nap time!!!
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When you're getting treatment at 10 but working as a Petr Cech impersonator at 12.
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
When you're getting treatment at 10 but working as a Petr Cech impersonator at 12.
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Everton should charge you full whack for your weekend you big faker!
November 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Everton should charge you full whack for your weekend you big faker!
Currently -5c this is no fun
November 10, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Currently -5c this is no fun
PSA 5.4!!!! Get the fuck in! Cancer is effectively asleep now 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying `` i love it '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and saying `` i love it '' .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 AM
PSA 5.4!!!! Get the fuck in! Cancer is effectively asleep now 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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ThE MoDerN GaMe.
Fucks sake
Fucks sake
My old man wasn’t there today because he’s ill (thank fuck as I was still getting the odd, “Fuck me, what had you been drinking last Sunday, Turps?”) but I sold his ticket back to City and my Dad gets about £20 back as it’s a concession.
I asked the lad in his seat what he paid. £250.
I asked the lad in his seat what he paid. £250.
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
ThE MoDerN GaMe.
Fucks sake
Fucks sake
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Lads reckon i look like Lou Bega and sent me
"1 2 3 4 5
Its Chemo time so you don't die
The cold cap" 😂😂😂
"1 2 3 4 5
Its Chemo time so you don't die
The cold cap" 😂😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Lads reckon i look like Lou Bega and sent me
"1 2 3 4 5
Its Chemo time so you don't die
The cold cap" 😂😂😂
"1 2 3 4 5
Its Chemo time so you don't die
The cold cap" 😂😂😂
🎶 its Chemo time
There's no to be afraid
At chemo time
I get filled with drugs, by a bloke called Dave 🎶😂
There's no to be afraid
At chemo time
I get filled with drugs, by a bloke called Dave 🎶😂
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
🎶 its Chemo time
There's no to be afraid
At chemo time
I get filled with drugs, by a bloke called Dave 🎶😂
There's no to be afraid
At chemo time
I get filled with drugs, by a bloke called Dave 🎶😂
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Congrats Mike! Indeed a good day
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Congrats Mike! Indeed a good day