Everton The Sitcom
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Long suffering Evertonian, Lagger by trade. I tend to just read everyone else's posts and rarely add anything worth writing home about.
Terminal prostate cancer battler.
Terminal prostate cancer battler.
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Wayne Rooney. Tinder. 2008.
Agreed. 70s and 80s undisputed.
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Wayne Rooney. Tinder. 2008.
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I mean who won really though.
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 PM
I mean who won really though.
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Andrew Ridgley at the AFCON.
January 18, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Andrew Ridgley at the AFCON.
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What a fucking win that is, totally unexpected.
January 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
What a fucking win that is, totally unexpected.
Waste this extra time on subs now
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Waste this extra time on subs now
4 mins!!! Only 4 mins 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
January 18, 2026 at 6:22 PM
4 mins!!! Only 4 mins 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Jimmy Garner has turned into genuine captain material.
January 18, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Jimmy Garner has turned into genuine captain material.
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Lee Dickson just threw his shoe at the telly
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Lee Dickson just threw his shoe at the telly
Get some fresh legs and pace on. Give us a chance of seeing this out.
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Get some fresh legs and pace on. Give us a chance of seeing this out.
"The referee has indicated there will be a minimum of 18 minutes extra time"
January 18, 2026 at 6:16 PM
"The referee has indicated there will be a minimum of 18 minutes extra time"
Jordan fucking Pickford
January 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Jordan fucking Pickford
Not handball that 😂
January 18, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Not handball that 😂
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Could we all wait 60 seconds before posting about goals please.
My perfectly legitimate sky service is lagging.
My perfectly legitimate sky service is lagging.
January 18, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Could we all wait 60 seconds before posting about goals please.
My perfectly legitimate sky service is lagging.
My perfectly legitimate sky service is lagging.
Great goal!!!
January 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Great goal!!!
Not a bad half that.
January 18, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Not a bad half that.
Awww come on
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Awww come on
Shes picked a dress.
They have all been on the prosseco since 11ish....
Send help
They have all been on the prosseco since 11ish....
Send help
Lisa's out to try wedding dresses today.
Ive got suits to sort and a speech.
Shits getting real now 😂
Ive got suits to sort and a speech.
Shits getting real now 😂
January 18, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Shes picked a dress.
They have all been on the prosseco since 11ish....
Send help
They have all been on the prosseco since 11ish....
Send help
The Omar Niasse rule should be invoked here.
3 match ban for "deceiving the referee" I believe....
3 match ban for "deceiving the referee" I believe....
All your pots, all your pans
Put them in the bin
Because you won them by CHEATING! #YMCA #ItMeansMoreSoWeCheat #KAGS 🗑️
Put them in the bin
Because you won them by CHEATING! #YMCA #ItMeansMoreSoWeCheat #KAGS 🗑️
January 18, 2026 at 1:08 PM
The Omar Niasse rule should be invoked here.
3 match ban for "deceiving the referee" I believe....
3 match ban for "deceiving the referee" I believe....
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When you're hauling up a fellow blue to bunk in to the game but he tells you he's from Birkenhead.
January 18, 2026 at 10:25 AM
When you're hauling up a fellow blue to bunk in to the game but he tells you he's from Birkenhead.
70% off heated coats on the regatta website.
Get yourselves one for the match, game changers!
Get yourselves one for the match, game changers!
January 18, 2026 at 10:28 AM
70% off heated coats on the regatta website.
Get yourselves one for the match, game changers!
Get yourselves one for the match, game changers!
Lisa's out to try wedding dresses today.
Ive got suits to sort and a speech.
Shits getting real now 😂
Ive got suits to sort and a speech.
Shits getting real now 😂
January 18, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Lisa's out to try wedding dresses today.
Ive got suits to sort and a speech.
Shits getting real now 😂
Ive got suits to sort and a speech.
Shits getting real now 😂
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