Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra
@captainflack.bsky.social
Ex cat botherer and ladder nonce. Triple locked bastard.
Why would an onion go to a school?
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Why would an onion go to a school?
Robert Zemeckis. 2000.
Amazing that Wilson was only about 52 when it started.
February 11, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Robert Zemeckis. 2000.
Hearing Jim Ratcliffe has just made a £150 million pound bid for Burnley’s fans.
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Hearing Jim Ratcliffe has just made a £150 million pound bid for Burnley’s fans.
New Manchester United away kit just dropped.
February 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
New Manchester United away kit just dropped.
Nil Satis Nisi Mid Table Mediocridum
February 11, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Nil Satis Nisi Mid Table Mediocridum
Tutankhamen. Egypt. 1922.
I’ve finally been exposed.
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Tutankhamen. Egypt. 1922.
Everton making the worst attempt to get into Europe since the Canadians at Dieppe in 1942
February 10, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Everton making the worst attempt to get into Europe since the Canadians at Dieppe in 1942
Queen Elizabeth the First. 1587.
And that's why I want the scotch cunt gone
February 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Queen Elizabeth the First. 1587.
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He’ll play Keane at RB you watch
February 10, 2026 at 9:20 PM
He’ll play Keane at RB you watch
Still a team of gutless cowards I see
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Still a team of gutless cowards I see
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We've folded worse than Michael J Fox doing Origami here
February 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
We've folded worse than Michael J Fox doing Origami here
February 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM
February 10, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Ingemar Stenbark
Konrad Barkelski
Konrad Barkelski
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Ingemar Stenbark
Konrad Barkelski
Konrad Barkelski
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Strongest bench in a while, that
Everton team to face Bournemouth: Pickford; O'Brien, Tarkowski, Branthwaite, Mykolenko; Gueye, Garner; Ndiaye, Dewsbury-Hall, George; Barry
Subs: Travers, Patterson, Keane, Beto, Dibling, Alcaraz, Rohl, Iroegbunam, Armstrong
Subs: Travers, Patterson, Keane, Beto, Dibling, Alcaraz, Rohl, Iroegbunam, Armstrong
February 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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These ‘bangers’ that aren’t in English and not one of you has posted La Marseillaise.
The game’s gone
The game’s gone
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 AM
These ‘bangers’ that aren’t in English and not one of you has posted La Marseillaise.
The game’s gone
The game’s gone
The camp Commandant. Stalag Luft 3. 1943.
Wasn’t that just some mad lad digging holes though?
February 10, 2026 at 6:36 AM
The camp Commandant. Stalag Luft 3. 1943.
#WhenTaken #713 (09.02.2026)
I scored 930/1000👑
1️⃣📍318 m - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
2️⃣📍641 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇180/200
3️⃣📍251 km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥈173/200
4️⃣📍265 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇188/200
5️⃣📍3.9 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
I scored 930/1000👑
1️⃣📍318 m - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
2️⃣📍641 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇180/200
3️⃣📍251 km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥈173/200
4️⃣📍265 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇188/200
5️⃣📍3.9 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
February 9, 2026 at 11:37 AM
#WhenTaken #713 (09.02.2026)
I scored 930/1000👑
1️⃣📍318 m - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
2️⃣📍641 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇180/200
3️⃣📍251 km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥈173/200
4️⃣📍265 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇188/200
5️⃣📍3.9 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
I scored 930/1000👑
1️⃣📍318 m - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥇189/200
2️⃣📍641 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇180/200
3️⃣📍251 km - 🗓️11 yrs - 🥈173/200
4️⃣📍265 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇188/200
5️⃣📍3.9 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
Clint Eastwood’s agent. 1983.
Well Firefox it is then
Mozilla will allow Firefox users to entirely block current and future generative AI features on the browser after user feedback revealed many who wanted an AI-free browser experience.
February 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Clint Eastwood’s agent. 1983.
Sybil Fawlty. Torquay. 1975.
O’Reilly leads a charmed life when it comes to bookings
February 8, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Sybil Fawlty. Torquay. 1975.
Lili Vonn Stupended more like
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Lili Vonn Stupended more like