Trumpton Fire Brigade ultra
@captainflack.bsky.social
Ex cat botherer and ladder nonce. Triple locked bastard.
That’s the one
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
That’s the one
Great piece that.
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Great piece that.
Didn’t someone call one of them Stylophone Bez or something similar?
November 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Didn’t someone call one of them Stylophone Bez or something similar?
I imagine sign language and grunting suffices for Trowbridge
November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I imagine sign language and grunting suffices for Trowbridge
Yes. Also the accents in Highlander couldn’t get any worse anyway
November 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Yes. Also the accents in Highlander couldn’t get any worse anyway
I found that out today
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I found that out today
You’re not in Salisbury now mate
November 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
You’re not in Salisbury now mate
Dyson chief engineer?
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Dyson chief engineer?
Is it in Stroud this week by any chance?
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Is it in Stroud this week by any chance?
The RE teacher ‘crucified’ one lad on the gym wall bars and left him there all lesson.
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The RE teacher ‘crucified’ one lad on the gym wall bars and left him there all lesson.
I’d hope so nowadays. Wasn’t heard of in my day as a school subject
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’d hope so nowadays. Wasn’t heard of in my day as a school subject
Same at the boys’ place. Eldest dropped languages at options, youngest got a 4 in Spanish last summer. But they both did French/ German/ Spanish in Y7-9
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Same at the boys’ place. Eldest dropped languages at options, youngest got a 4 in Spanish last summer. But they both did French/ German/ Spanish in Y7-9
Great stuff and now get round to see that baby
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Great stuff and now get round to see that baby
Learnt more in an hour and spoke more than a month’s worth of Duo
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Learnt more in an hour and spoke more than a month’s worth of Duo
I’ve been doing it for 4 years but getting stale and not moving on.
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’ve been doing it for 4 years but getting stale and not moving on.
My lads like their stuff
November 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
My lads like their stuff
Supposed to be one coming to Bristol
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Supposed to be one coming to Bristol
That’s an incredibly high bar to achieve.
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
That’s an incredibly high bar to achieve.
Is this tit still going on? Muted them ages ago
November 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Is this tit still going on? Muted them ages ago
There’s been a letter to the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
There’s been a letter to the lead singer of Echo and the Bunnymen
He got done for nicking TT’s cigarette case or something. Someone posted the archive report the other day. He’s a hideous Tory cunt
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
He got done for nicking TT’s cigarette case or something. Someone posted the archive report the other day. He’s a hideous Tory cunt
I lost 43 yesterday.
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I lost 43 yesterday.